Cracked Archive - News

Local News Is Giving Time To COVID Conspiracy Theorists

And now, some complete bullshit.

• By Cedric Voets
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• July 24, 2020

Vegan Held A Bus Hostage To ... Promote A Joaquin Phoenix Documentary?

We did it, everyone: We found the worst vegan.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• July 23, 2020

A 'Wacky' MRA Lawsuit Guy Shot A Judge's Family; Maybe We Should Stop Indulging This

Maybe we should start taking them seriously?

• By Amanda Mannen
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• July 22, 2020

Is Sen. Kyrsten Sinema Trolling The GOP With Her Wigs?

This is the tan suit all over again, but on purpose.

• By Dan Duddy
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• July 22, 2020

12 Movie & General Knowledge 'Now You Know' Facts

All of the interesting, none of the stress.

• By AM Smiley, Chris Pauls
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• July 21, 2020

5 Eerie Deaths That Have Unsatisfying Official Explanations

Sometimes, conspiracy theories aren't just all lizard people.

• By Ryan Menezes
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• July 21, 2020

The 5 Dumbest Conspiracy Theories (Being Spread Right Now)

QAnon, the dimmest bulbs to have ever taken on the Illuminati, are keeping busy.

• By Cedric Voets
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• July 20, 2020

5 Real Lawsuits That Sound Like Hilarious Madness

Sometimes, the silliest disputes can become real legal matters.

• By Israel SH, Andrea Meno, Sarah Philip, Christian Markle, Tee Ngin Rui
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• July 20, 2020

Ugh. Not Now, Banksy

There's several layers of stupid here, and only one of them involves Chumbawamba.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• July 16, 2020

5 Things That Have Become Bafflingly Popular Now

The great kettlebell shortage is upon us.

• By Andrea Meno
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• July 16, 2020

4 Reasons The News Feels Like A Crapshoot

• By Maggie Clancy
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• July 15, 2020

'Find Something New' Campaign Doesn't Feel As Motivational As They Think It Does

• By Amanda Mannen
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• July 15, 2020

A Gallery Of Movie And Killer General Knowledge

Need facts? Here's an easy dozen.

• By AM Smiley, Chris Pauls
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• July 14, 2020

Mail-In Voting Should Be The Norm

Trump hates the mail like he's Jerry Seinfeld.

• By Dan Duddy
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• July 13, 2020

5 Crazy Stories From the War Between Coke And Pepsi

These two drinks that are basically the same, yet have a long-running, bizarre rivalry.

• By Ryan Menezes
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• July 13, 2020