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Disneyland's Matterhorn Roller Coaster May Be Crumbling, Some Speculate
Uh oh ...
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16 Spanish Man Died After Being Trapped Inside Dinosaur Statue, Authorities Say
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Feds Seize 68 Big Cats From 'Tiger King Park' of 'Tiger King' Fame
The show may be over, but the 'Tiger King' drama is still going strong.
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Infamous Scented Candle Allegedly Keeps Exploding
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Is Embattled 'The Bachelor' Drawing Inspiration From 2000s Dumpster Fire MTV's Next?
The beloved ABC franchise is apparently taking a page from MTV's book on creating trashy reality TV masterpieces.
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Adam Sandler's Favorite Pastime Is Apparently Playing Pickup Basketball With Strangers
The Happy Gilmore star proved yet again golf isn't his only sport of choice.
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'The Royal Tenenbaums's' Mansion Is Now On The Market For $20,000 Per Month
Looking for a place to raise your three child prodigies? Look no further than this Wes Anderson-approved abode.
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More Than 1,000 Feral Cats Have Been Released To Fight Chicago's Rat Problem
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Flamin' Hot Cheetos Embroiled In Fiery Controversy Over Inventor Claims
The chips may be hot, but the scandal surrounding them is even hotter.
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Keeping Up With the Konglomerates: AT&T To Merge WarnerMedia, Discovery Into Potential Media PowerPlayer
'90 Day Fiance' x 'Game of Thrones' crossover, anyone?
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4 'Normal' Politicians Whose Closets Are Bursting With Skeletons
Several Congressmen are trying to emerge as the voice of the future, and some are complete lunatics.
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No One Can Apparently Decide If 'MTG' Refers to Magic The Gathering, Marjorie Taylor Greene
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Florida Woman Allegedly Snuck Into Local High School Disguised As A Student For The 'Gram
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Tiger King's Carole Baskin on Loose Big Cat In Texas: Are People Spending Their Stimulus Checks on Tigers?
"Spend your stimmy wisely, all you cool cats and kittens," -- Carole Baskin, probably.
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Trump's Blog Rollout Met With Mostly Crickets
The readership on his new blog isn't very big-ly, data suggests.
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