Cracked Archive - News

Skip the closet and throw these directly in a dumpster.

• By Mac Faber
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• December 09, 2020

It's a mural mystery, rife with identity theft, alleged graffiti, and of course, a massive Soviet-inspired Cookie Monster.

• By Carly Tennes
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• December 07, 2020

It was the toot heard 'round the world.

• By Carly Tennes
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• December 04, 2020

Are we alone? Only Obama knows.

• By Carly Tennes
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• December 04, 2020

This is why we can't have nice things.

• By Carly Tennes
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• December 03, 2020

#MoveXmasToJuly isn't just about a safer holiday; it's about a better holiday.

• By Jason Pargin
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• December 03, 2020

*grabs popcorn*

• By Carly Tennes
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• December 03, 2020

Revenge is as sweet as a 'Watermelon Sugar High' for the former One Direction singer.

• By Carly Tennes
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• December 02, 2020

From hitting shoes to hitting bongs?

• By Carly Tennes
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• December 02, 2020

At this point, it's got to be aliens.

• By Carly Tennes
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• December 01, 2020

Longtime LGBTQAI+ icon, Elliot Page, came out as transgender and non-binary.

• By Carly Tennes
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• December 01, 2020

We have tipped the bong on America's outlook for legal marijuana.

• By Max Mitchem
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• December 01, 2020

This is definitely on brand for 2020.

• By Carly Tennes
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• November 30, 2020

Sometimes the people helping you out are the ones you didn't even think of asking.

• By Chris Corlew
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• November 26, 2020

A new way to air your grievances ... just in time for Festivus!

• By Carly Tennes
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• November 25, 2020