Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
Disney Movies That Ignore Their Hero's Horrific Crimes
Disney films are our modern day fables and they have a lot of pretty messed up stuff happening.
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- By Nathan Wadowski
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379 Famous Characters That (Originally) Were Meant To Die Horribly
Whether it's through persistence, greed, circumstance, or plain dumb luck, some iconic characters have managed to survive their own creators' best attempts to waste them.
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- By Micky McMichaelson
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6 Superheroes Whose Lives Would Be Terrible IRL
There are some super powers that aren't as great as they might seem, and would actually make your life exponentially worse, if not flat-out kill you before you apprehended a single bank robber.
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- By Tara Marie
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Super-Embarrassing Superhero Costume Updates
These awful things make the Joel Schumacher bat nipples look straight-up 2 legit 2 quit. Word.
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- By Henrik Magnusson
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9 Incredibly Dumb Early Versions Of Iconic Characters
Inspiration works in strange ways. Sometimes, our favorite characters look exactly right the first time their creators debut them, but other times ... not so much.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Clever Song Lyrics That Foreshadow Big Movie Moments
Sometimes, composers will get clever and insert cues that practically give away the endings to the shows or movies you're watching. If, that is, you're paying close enough attention and have an encyclopedic knowledge of both popular and classical music.
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- By Ricardo Oskam, Ed Stevens, E.M. Caris, Carolyn Burke
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Famous Movie Moments That Look Hilarious With CGI Removed
The behind-the-scenes footage of 'Jungle Book' makes it look like the Cookie Monster's sex offender cousin was trying to sneak up on Mowgli.
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- By Mark Hill
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5 Movie Shoots That Fell Into Death Threats And Madness
Pro tip: Don't tell a holocaust survivor you're going to murder them with your bare hands.
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- By Mark Hill
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- 149
5 Secret (Bizarre) Projects Of Famous Artists
Either by choice or necessity, the resumes of your favorite writers and directors are filled with some quite unexpected projects.
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- By Tara Marie
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5 Famous People Who Were Way Too Honest About Their Movies
What follows is a great lesson for anyone tempted to go out in public and bash a large-scale project they've worked on.
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- By Robin Warder
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5 Superheroes With Consistently Bizarre Sex Lives In Comics
While it's not exactly shocking that people who dress in tights and capes are a little kinky in bed, what is shocking is how specific, and often illegal, those kinks are.
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- By Henrik Magnusson , Britni Patterson
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- 259
5 Movies That Don't Get How Long Things Take
Gandalf's horse must've had some magical wizard powers as well.
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- By Tara Marie, Matt Cowan
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- 700
8 Kids Movies With Horrifying Scenes You Forgot About
Violence and big-boy language and huge bare asses can show up in almost any film, and even movies supposedly meant for kids can have some extremely messed-up stuff going on.
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- By JM McNab
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5 GoT Book Plots That'd Cause Boycotts (Or Double Ratings)
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- By Stephan Roget
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5 Terrible Early Drafts Of Your Favorite Superheroes
'Robert Downey Jr. as Bozo' doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
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- By Marina Reimann
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- 171
