Cracked Archive - Celebrities
REMINDER: Cleanses Are Just Expensive Diarrhea
Quite literally flushing money down the toilet.
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- By Eli Yudin
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6 Little Caesars' Founder Paid Rosa Parks' Rent
No one knew till after he'd died.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Adam West's Batman Crew Kept Trying To Make Us Believe Ridiculous Sex Stories
Superman should have taught them a lesson about truth and justice.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Remembering The Tourists Arrested For Grabbing Diana Memorial Bears
Even their embassy disavowed the thieves.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Romances So Awful, Love Is Dead Forever
Better to have never loved at all.
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- By Nathan Williams
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Ronald and Nancy Reagan's Love Story Began In A Surprisingly Dark Way
Politics is bad, but Hollywood politics is worse.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The Time A Horse Tried To Kill Nicolas Cage
Nic Cage almost died because of Rain Man and Dustin Hoffman hasn't said anything about it.
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- By Stephen Buckley
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Lady Gaga Says She Never Met 'House Of Gucci' Co-Star Jared Leto, Cites Method Acting
Method acting is one heck of a technique.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Why Nearly Every 2000s Disney Channel Star Wore a Purity Ring
From MTV controversies to Supreme Court showdowns, it's complicated.
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- By Carly Tennes
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How a Letter By Letter Cover Of 'What A Wonderful World' Became A Modern TikTok Horror Story
Here's how.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Remembering Meat Loaf: Inside The Greatest 'Saturday Night Live' Introduction of All Time
Meat Loaf was much like his iconic 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' character: From the day he was born, he was trouble – in the best way possible.
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Famous People Who Were Badass War Heroes
Some celebs DON'T suck.
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- By Michael Dawson
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How Gilbert Gottfried's Take On The World's Dirtiest Joke United Comedians After 9/11
Here's how it went down.
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- By Carly Tennes
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'The Big Lebowski': John Turturro Says He Was 'Embarrassed' By His Scenes
Here's why.
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- By Carly Tennes
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