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Cracked Archive - Celebrities

On Grooming And Power Imbalances

Time to stand up and draw some conclusions.

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Our Current Reality Is 'Hellboy's Ron Pearlman Challenging Ted Cruz To Fight

Who needs the WWE when you have politicians and actors.

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Spend Thousands For The Privilege Of Talking To D-List Celebs For Ten Minutes

Jeremy Piven has gone full Ari Gold.

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Non-Binary Actor Asia Kate Dillion Calls To End Gendered Award Categories

It will at least make the award shows shorter.

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Celebs, Good Allyship Is Not That Complicated

These celebrity ally videos take self-righteousness to a whole new level.

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John Cena Keeps Being A King Amidst All Of This

The beautiful paradox of John Cena is that if everyone acted like John Cena, then we wouldn't need a John Cena in the first place.

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Touring Danny Trejo’s 'Animal Crossing' Island Is Pure Joy

Machete likes to fish.

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J.K. Rowling Keeps Picking Fights With The Trans Community

J.K. Rowling really needs to get off Twitter for a spell.

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Sociopathic Influencers Are Posing As Protesters For Likes

#AllLikesMatter

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Was Logan Paul Zapped By A De-Douching Ray?

What is reality at this point?

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Don't Try To Cover Your Butts Now

Cognitive dissonance at its finest.

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John Cusack, Of All People, Got Attacked By Police

And he wasn't the only celeb.

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Feminism That Doesn't Include Women of Color Is Trash

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Don't Abuse The 'IsOverParty' Twitter Trend, We Need It

Don't be the stan who cried wolf.

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Aunt Becky's Prison Sentence Is Actually The Perfect Finesse Move

Aunt Becky's lawyers are playing chess, the legal system's playing checkers.

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