Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Sliceable Mayo Now Exists, Civilization Can Stop Inventing Things
The white sheet of surrender.
- By Cedric Voets
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- February 24, 2020
Surprisingly Smart Legal Moves By Famous People
It's not all M&M colors, in celebrity contracts.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 24, 2020
A Stan Lee Biopic Would Pretty Much Rip Every Norm Of The Genre To Shreds
An accurate movie about Stan's life would end up pretty sordid.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- February 20, 2020
Fame Coping Strategies Celebs Use To Stay Sane
It's kind of a pain, being kind of a big deal.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 13, 2020
Logan Paul's New Antonio Brown Diss Track Is Fire (And So, So Dumb)
There's no good reason for a song about a beef so pointless to be so catchy.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- February 12, 2020
'Resistance' Is The Next Oscar Bait Clown Movie, Which Is Now A Thing
Get ready to pretend to be blown away.
- By Cedric Voets
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- February 10, 2020
Celebrity Relatives Who Should Be Famous
Behind that spotlight hog there could be somebody even more deserving.
- By PollyDarton, Sarah Philip
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- February 08, 2020
The Creepiest Trend In Rock Music (That Goes Back Decades)
Some of the most famous musicians in history have devoted multiple tracks to this alarming subject.
- By Greg Stacy
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- February 07, 2020
The Character Assassination of Meghan Markle by the Coward British Press
- By Archie Grimm
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- February 04, 2020
Little-Known Facts About Celebs (That Should Be Widely-Known)
Think famous people are open books? Think again.
- By Cracked Plasticians, Andres Diplotti
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- February 01, 2020
Weirdo Cases Of Plagiarism Involving Celebrities
Behind every great story is someone claiming that they also wrote that story.
- By Andrew McRae
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- January 31, 2020
Famous People Who Dodged Huge (Sometimes Literal) Bullets
If this were a Final Destination movie, these celebs would be in trouble.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- January 23, 2020
Weird Stuff That Celebs Dig For Some Reason
And you thought your hobbies were weird.
- By Andrea Meno
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- January 18, 2020
5 People Who Abused Their Power For Terrible Music Careers
Most rich kids just want to be pop stars.
- By Alex Hanton
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- January 17, 2020
No, Gwyneth Paltrow's Candle Won't Smell Like Her Vagina
It's just the pungent, musky aroma of marketing.
- By Luis Prada
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- January 13, 2020
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