Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Sliceable Mayo Now Exists, Civilization Can Stop Inventing Things

The white sheet of surrender.

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Surprisingly Smart Legal Moves By Famous People

It's not all M&M colors, in celebrity contracts.

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A Stan Lee Biopic Would Pretty Much Rip Every Norm Of The Genre To Shreds

An accurate movie about Stan's life would end up pretty sordid.

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Fame Coping Strategies Celebs Use To Stay Sane

It's kind of a pain, being kind of a big deal.

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Logan Paul's New Antonio Brown Diss Track Is Fire (And So, So Dumb)

There's no good reason for a song about a beef so pointless to be so catchy.

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'Resistance' Is The Next Oscar Bait Clown Movie, Which Is Now A Thing

Get ready to pretend to be blown away.

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Celebrity Relatives Who Should Be Famous

Behind that spotlight hog there could be somebody even more deserving.

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The Creepiest Trend In Rock Music (That Goes Back Decades)

Some of the most famous musicians in history have devoted multiple tracks to this alarming subject.

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Little-Known Facts About Celebs (That Should Be Widely-Known)

Think famous people are open books? Think again.

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Weirdo Cases Of Plagiarism Involving Celebrities

Behind every great story is someone claiming that they also wrote that story.

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Famous People Who Dodged Huge (Sometimes Literal) Bullets

If this were a Final Destination movie, these celebs would be in trouble.

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Weird Stuff That Celebs Dig For Some Reason

And you thought your hobbies were weird.

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5 People Who Abused Their Power For Terrible Music Careers

Most rich kids just want to be pop stars.

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No, Gwyneth Paltrow's Candle Won't Smell Like Her Vagina

It's just the pungent, musky aroma of marketing.

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