Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Petition Demanding Amazon's Jeff Bezos Be Banned From Returning To Earth After Space Flight Garners Nearly 50,000 Signatures
"Billionaire's should not exist...on earth, or in space," reads the initiative's description. “But should they decide the latter they should stay there."
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- By Carly Tennes
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8 4 Eyebrow-Arching Celebrity Hookup Stories
Living the celeb life is weird. The sex-life part is no different.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Petition Demanding Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos Buys and Eats the Mona Lisa Goes Viral
Priceless works of art -- the ultimate forbidden snack.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Fmr. Trump White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany: 'I Never Lied' While Working For 45
*stares in fact-checker*
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- By Carly Tennes
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4 Famous People Driven Insane By Ayn Rand
A bunch of Rand-worshipping bozos fought reality and lost, and you might know some of them.
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- By Mark Hill
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Billionaires Allegedly Pay Almost Nothing in Income Taxes, Surprise, Surprise
Wow! Who could have possibly seen this coming?
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- By Carly Tennes
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4 Weird Celebrity Stories We Sort Of Forgot About
Sometimes, a celebrity story goes completely off the rails and then just ... vanishes from public consciousness.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Grime's 'Proposition For The Communists'? Give AI A Chance
"Let’s be real, enforced farming is really not a vibe.”
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- By Carly Tennes
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Un-signed Gasbag Morrissey Is Selling His Album To The ‘Highest (Or Lowest)’ Bidder
Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of your own actions!
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- By Carly Tennes
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Cracked Pride Month: Meet Gladys Bentley, The Badass Drag King Of The Harlem Renaissance
In honor of pride month, take a look back at one of the LGBTQAI+ community's coolest trailblazers -- top hat and all.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Kim Kardashian Says She Failed 'Baby Bar' Exam in Law School
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- By Carly Tennes
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We Regret To Inform You That Sean Bean's Real Name Is Shaun Bean
One does not simply go by Shaun Bean, when you can annoy everyone with the un-rhyming Sean Bean.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Keanu Reeves Roasts Reporter For Thinking He Played 'Bill' in 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'
"Keanu Day" (a.k.a the original release day for The Matrix 4 and Johnn Wick 4) may have been a bust, but at least we have this hilarious vintage clip.
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- By Carly Tennes
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ABBA's Wild Stage Looks May Have Been Inspired By ... Tax Cuts?
It seems ABBA's looks were all just to save some "Money, Money, Money."
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- By Carly Tennes
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Pop Star Demi Lovato Comes Out As Non-Binary
Here's what the former Disney Channel star had to say.
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- By Carly Tennes
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