Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Jesse Ventura Running For President Would Be Bonkers
We're hoping to see at least one clothesline.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 23, 2020
A 'Paparazzi-Proof' House Sounds Super Annoying
The cost of avoiding paparazzi goes way beyond the literal price tag.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 20, 2020
Early Celebrity Photos That Don't Look Like The Same Person
Even people who are constantly photographed can be unrecognizable.
- By Tim Hawkman
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- April 19, 2020
Amy Schumer's Baby's Name Was Accidentally A Great Joke
Joke names aren't hard to come up with, but it's special when they actually show up on the birth certificate.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 15, 2020
Weird Ways Famous Stars Got Their Big Breaks
Turns out movie stars are still getting their big breaks in weird ways.
- By Zanandi Botes
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- April 11, 2020
It's Been A Big Week For Ugly Celebrity Houses
Is it a Canadian thing? Is that why Justin Bieber's and Drake's houses are so hideous?
- By Amanda Mannen
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- April 10, 2020
Aunt Becky's Daughters' Couldn't Even Fake Rowing Photos
A picture is worth a thousand words, and even more in 'donation money.'
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 10, 2020
Zach Braff’s 24 Year Old Girlfriend, Florence Pugh, Wants People To Leave Him Alone
Zach Braff isn't the first celebrity to date someone more than half his age, but he might be the most pathetic.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 09, 2020
Netflix, For God's Sake, Please Call Selena's Husband
Wouldn't you want to know anything about a Netflix series where you're going to be portrayed?
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 07, 2020
OJ Has Found A New Low Using 'Tiger King'
OJ's twitter video is so bizarre that one has to wonder if it is intentional.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 02, 2020
Stuck At Home, Instagram Influencers Are Slowly Going Insane
Influencers, they're just like us!
- By Mark Hill
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- April 02, 2020
Samuel Jackson Has Another Bedtime Story For Us
Take it from one of the toughest guys on the planet -- stay the F**K at home.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 02, 2020
Glasses Down Everybody, Ina Garten Wins At Alcohol Forever
'Go big or go home' only leaves you one option when you're drinking alone in your kitchen.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 01, 2020
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