Cracked Archive - Celebrities

People Who Complain About 'Men In Dresses' Are Pointless
People Who Complain About 'Men In Dresses' Are Pointless

Because nothing riles up the internet like a male pop star in a dress.

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The Internet Roasts Elon Musk For Being A 'Space Karen'
The Internet Roasts Elon Musk For Being A 'Space Karen'

Not all Karens have the manager's number on speed dial. Some of them are actually just billionaire tech bros with a penchant for space travel and hyperloop technology.

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5 Historical Moments Starring Absolutely Random Famous People
5 Historical Moments Starring Absolutely Random Famous People

Forget celebrity gossip, remember this stuff.

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The Internet Roasts Kim Kardashian For Tone-Deaf 40th Birthday Party Post
The Internet Roasts Kim Kardashian For Tone-Deaf 40th Birthday Party Post

To quote her sister Kourtney, 'Kim, there's people that are dying'

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Nicolas Cage Says He Only Gambled Once, Won $20,000, and Immediately Donated His Prize To An Orphanage
Nicolas Cage Says He Only Gambled Once, Won $20,000, and Immediately Donated His Prize To An Orphanage

It turns out Nic Cage is a much better gambler than his character in 'Honeymoon in Vegas.'

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5 Celebrity Claims Of Bizarre Supernatural Encounters
5 Celebrity Claims Of Bizarre Supernatural Encounters

Celebrities are great storytellers.

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A Thirsty Weirdo Changed How We Watch Sports
A Thirsty Weirdo Changed How We Watch Sports

Slow-motion instant replay came from one of the filthiest minds possible.

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5 Famous Goons Of The Early 2000s (Whose Fortunes Turned For The Worse)
5 Famous Goons Of The Early 2000s (Whose Fortunes Turned For The Worse)

Turns out that being a professional unpleasant person doesn’t always have long-term benefits.

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The 'Karen Del Rey' Question: When Our Faves Become Problematic
The 'Karen Del Rey' Question: When Our Faves Become Problematic

How Lana Del Rey became Karen Del Rey, and what we should do now.

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A Trip Through The Erotic Thriller Donald Trump Wrote
A Trip Through The Erotic Thriller Donald Trump Wrote

We regret to remind you that Donald Trump wrote a steamy sexual thriller.

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6 Baffling Robert Pattinson Stories That Raise More Questions Than Answers
6 Baffling Robert Pattinson Stories That Raise More Questions Than Answers

It's amazing that Pattinson is playing Batman because he's got the biggest Joker energy we've ever seen.

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And Now, A Young Keanu Reeves At A Teddy Bear Convention Because Sure
And Now, A Young Keanu Reeves At A Teddy Bear Convention Because Sure

Canada's sweetheart covering a Teddy Bear convention? Talk about PANDAmonium! Hey-yo!

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The Kardashians Are Cancelled (And Teenage Me Is Super Bummed)
The Kardashians Are Cancelled (And Teenage Me Is Super Bummed)

For better or worse, Kim and company saw me through my most awkward years.

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Travis Scott Burger Opens The Door To So Many Possibilities
Travis Scott Burger Opens The Door To So Many Possibilities

McDonalds is just the beginning.

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