Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Why Jon Stewart And Tucker Carlson Aren't The Same
Jon Stewart is not responsible for blending the lines between journalism and entertainment.
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 19, 2020
Famous Quotes You've Been Getting All Wrong
Someone's got some 'splainin' to do.
- By Jesse
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- June 19, 2020
On Grooming And Power Imbalances
Time to stand up and draw some conclusions.
- By Cedric Voets
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- June 19, 2020
How Did Tupac Get Into That Goofy Mall Advertisement?
Real eyes realize real ads.
- By Jesse
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- June 18, 2020
Our Current Reality Is 'Hellboy's Ron Pearlman Challenging Ted Cruz To Fight
Who needs the WWE when you have politicians and actors.
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 15, 2020
Spend Thousands For The Privilege Of Talking To D-List Celebs For Ten Minutes
Jeremy Piven has gone full Ari Gold.
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 15, 2020
The Raunchy Bill Watterson Artwork You Probably Haven’t Seen Before
A pair o' pathetic peripatetics
- By Jesse
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- June 15, 2020
Celebs Who Are Doing Their Bit In This Chaos
Sometimes they use their powers for good.
- By Andrea Meno
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- June 13, 2020
Non-Binary Actor Asia Kate Dillion Calls To End Gendered Award Categories
It will at least make the award shows shorter.
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 12, 2020
Tell Us Now: Celebs Who Need A Social Media Break
It's fine NOT to post on social media. Fine, and encouraged.
- By AM Smiley, Cracked Readers
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- June 12, 2020
Celebs, Good Allyship Is Not That Complicated
These celebrity ally videos take self-righteousness to a whole new level.
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 11, 2020
John Cena Keeps Being A King Amidst All Of This
The beautiful paradox of John Cena is that if everyone acted like John Cena, then we wouldn't need a John Cena in the first place.
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 10, 2020
Touring Danny Trejo’s 'Animal Crossing' Island Is Pure Joy
Machete likes to fish.
- By Luis Prada
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- June 10, 2020
J.K. Rowling Keeps Picking Fights With The Trans Community
J.K. Rowling really needs to get off Twitter for a spell.
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 09, 2020
Sociopathic Influencers Are Posing As Protesters For Likes
#AllLikesMatter
- By Cedric Voets
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- June 04, 2020
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