Cracked Archive - Celebrities
That Time A Hollywood Icon Made A Duck Centipede
100% zoologically accurate.
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- By Cedric Voets
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32 Celebs Who Are Not In Touch With Reality
It’s not so much a bubble as a biodome.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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- 177
Hidden Side Effects Of Having Famous Relatives
All the irritating crap that comes with being famous, but with none of the perks.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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5 Former Stars Who Are Back In The News For Weirdo Reasons
Going for that 16th minute.
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- By E. Reid Ross, Peter I. Santiago, Marvin Bea, Tee Ngin Rui
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6 Celebrities Who Narrowly Cheated Death In WTF Ways
Some celebrities lives might actually be charmed.
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- By Alex Hanton, Ivan Farkas, Ryan Menezes, Alan Corcoran, W.H. Thomas
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6 Painfully Stupid Celebrity Journalism Fails
What could go wrong?
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- By Zanandi Botes
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A Glove Is The Narrator Of A New Michael Jackson Musical
And the glove is an alien.
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- By Luis Prada
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At Least Your Thanksgiving Wasn't As Bad As Kid Rock's
Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Papa John's Disgraced Founder Has Gone Full Supervillain
It's hard out there for millionaire purveyors of garbage pizza.
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- By Luis Prada
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Al Pacino Stars In Bad Movies Hoping To Make Them Good
Ah, so his appearance in 'Jack and Jill' makes sense, we guess?
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Times Celebs Looked Out For Their Biggest Fans
Doing it for (a very small number of) the fans.
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- By E. Reid Ross, Steven Assarian, Peter I. Santiago
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15 Famous Success Stories With Super Dark Endings
The underachievers had it right all along.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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- 93
23 Celebs Who Looked Like Dopes Online
Even wildly famous people blundered onto Twitter like complete buffoons.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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- 92
In The Role Of A Lifetime, Nic Cage Will Play ... Nic Cage
Go with what you know, we guess?
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- By Luis Prada
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3 Handy Tips For Not Looking Like Jeffrey Epstein's Friend
The second tip will make you want to lock up your kids!
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- By Cedric Voets
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