Cracked Archive - Celebrities

6 Insane Reasons Formerly Famous People Dropped Off the Map

Not every Tinseltown career ends after being busted for having a cocaine-snorting contest with an aardvark. Sometimes, their lives take a somewhat unexpected turn.


The 5 Most Hilarious Actor Meltdowns Behind Famous Movies

Hollywood meltdowns make Chernobyl look like routine procedure.


5 Beloved Celebrities Who Were Nothing Like You Think

In some cases, real celebrity personalities actually contradicted the one thing they're now famous for.


7 Reasons Child Stars Go Crazy (An Insider's Perspective)

I chose to start acting when I was 5. It was my decision, and my parents tried their hardest to discourage me.


5 Celebrities You Won't Believe Were Badass Soldiers

Most celebrities are profoundly disappointing in real life. Not these guys.


5 Post-Apocalyptic Career Choices for Famous Zombie Killers

I decided I'd take a simple zombie-killing article and give it a twist: ranking my favorite zombie killers of all time, and then choosing proper careers for them in a post-apocalyptic world.


The 5 Most Baffling Celebrity Cameos in Pro Wrestling

One reason pro wrestling will probably stick around forever is that there are certain advantages to having everything scripted, such as making sure shocking underdog stories happen right on schedule, and celebrity guest appearances.


6 Reasons Good Bands Start to Suck: An Illustrated Guide

Is it fair to expect artists to never lose it? Why can't artists just be good forever?


5 Heartwarming Stories to Restore Your Faith in Celebrities

We should stop every now and then and point out when celebrities do nice or even heroic things. Because it does happen.