Cracked Archive - Celebrities

6 Pissed-Off Actors Whose Demands Radically Changed Movies

Spoiler alerts and all that good stuff.

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By Carolyn Burke
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September 05, 2016

6 Realities Of Life When You're Raped By A Celebrity

We talked to Sam about what it's like to live life as a prop in a celebrity's rape scandal in a country that still has no idea what to think about sexual assault victims.

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By Mark Hill
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August 30, 2016

7 Homes Of The Rich And Famous (That Are Gloriously Insane)

Remember dreaming about living in a mansion that was also a rocket ship? Celebrities are living those dreams.

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By Jim Avery
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August 25, 2016

14 Times Stars Let Interviewers Have It

Just a reminder that it's always a good idea to practice your witty zingers.

By Kathy Benjamin, AM Smiley
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August 20, 2016

5 Jingles That Were Secretly Written By Celebrities

Your favorite musicians are responsible for the short tunes that inspire madness whenever they're heard.

By Jason Iannone
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August 15, 2016

Jesus Crashes Archie's Beach Party: 6 Bizarre Comic Cameos

Like any entertainment medium, comics are in a constant, frantic battle to stay relevant. Which is how we ended up with ridiculous guest appearances.

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By Brett Taylor
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August 14, 2016

Growing Up In The Lab Of My Mad Genius Father: A True Story

Peter's father, Wilhelm Reich, happened to be a famous and controversial psychoanalyst who was thrown in jail by the U,S. government. That made his formative moment somewhat more complicated.

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By Mark Hill
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August 09, 2016

5 Celebrities Who Hated Fame More Than Kanye Loves It

These people pretty much wish you'd forget about them.

By Kathy Benjamin
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August 06, 2016

6 Actors Whose Offscreen Lives Are A Hilarious Surprise

Spoiler alert: Actors are not the same people as the roles they play.

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By Adam Wears
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July 28, 2016

6 Celebrities Who Are Surprisingly Angry On Twitter

That's it, let it all out - just don't do it on Twitter.

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By Carolyn Burke
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July 24, 2016

6 Celebrity Kickstarters That Failed In Hilarious Ways

Some random nobody managed to get $55,000 for potato salad, and the following celebrities still failed miserably to reach their goals.

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By Jim Avery
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July 22, 2016

5 Beloved Actors Who Almost Exclusively Worked Drunk

Today's cautionary tales of excess aren't inventions of modern Hollywood. This kind of thing has actually been going on forever.

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By Tyler Johnson
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July 12, 2016

5 Famous Internet Memes (And Their Lives After Fame)

These people were plucked out of obscurity, turned into memes, and became mega internet famous. So what happened next?

By Luis Prada
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July 05, 2016

6 Horrifying Sex Tips From Out Of Touch Celebrities

The thick veil of money and fame that separates celebrities from the normal world often causes them to believe that they're experts at pretty much everything.