Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Guy From 'Westworld' Doesn't Like To Talk About His African Gold Mine
Who knew being a celebrity gold digger would have negative consequences?
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- By Cedric Voets
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18 No One Has Ever Un-Apologized Harder Than Nick Cannon
Nick Cannon's apology reversal is unlike anything you'll ever see.
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- By Dan Duddy
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We Need More Than Just Bill Nye To Speak Up About Wearing Masks
No celebrity video is going to be as effective as the President telling his supporters to wear a mask.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Incredibly Stupid Man, Kanye West, Might Get People Killed
Kanye West is a dangerous idiot.
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- By Luis Prada
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Rich Artists Pen Letter Demanding You Let Them Hate In Peace
This is truly the most oppressed anyone has been in history.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Celebrities Whose Side Projects Are Pure Yikes
These definitely aren't 'Paul Newman gave us delicious lemonade' kinds of situations.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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U.S. Congressional Candidate: Beyonce Is Not Black; She's An Undercover Italian
It's a-me, Beyonceo!
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- By Cedric Voets
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Shane Dawson's Bogus 'Apology' Got Him Demonetized From YouTube
Imagine being so bad at saying 'sorry' that you get in MORE trouble.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Sacha Baron Cohen's Newest Prank Is Totally Toothless
Song of the Clout.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Absolutely Bananas Celebrity Stalker Tales You've Never Heard
Seriously folks, 'wanting to have Keanu Reeves's baby' should not be one's day job.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Leave Mia Khalifa The Hell Alone
Why do people carry so much anger towards the people they've jerked off to?
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- By Dan Duddy
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5 Incredibly Screwed-Up Acts By Beloved Celebrities
Celebrities are just like us ... except when they do stuff like this.
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- By Mark Hill
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Why Jon Stewart And Tucker Carlson Aren't The Same
Jon Stewart is not responsible for blending the lines between journalism and entertainment.
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- By Dan Duddy
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On Grooming And Power Imbalances
Time to stand up and draw some conclusions.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Our Current Reality Is 'Hellboy's Ron Pearlman Challenging Ted Cruz To Fight
Who needs the WWE when you have politicians and actors.
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- By Dan Duddy
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