Cracked Archive - Celebrities

5 Celebrity Jerk Moves So WTF, They'd Put Kanye To Shame
5 Celebrity Jerk Moves So WTF, They'd Put Kanye To Shame

You know you've achieved a level of fame humans rarely do when you can roll joints on your bodyguard's head.

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8 Famous Celebrity Looks (That Were Stupid Accidents)
8 Famous Celebrity Looks (That Were Stupid Accidents)

While you might think iconic styles take years to perfect, sometimes all it takes is a little drug use or a simple dare to make fashion history.

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4 Strange, Revealing Fanmail Replies From Famous People
4 Strange, Revealing Fanmail Replies From Famous People

There's one guaranteed way to tell what a celebrity is really like: the way the interact with their fans.

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[DON'T RUN THIS BEYONCE BABY ARTICLE WITHOUT FACT CHECKING]
[DON'T RUN THIS BEYONCE BABY ARTICLE WITHOUT FACT CHECKING]

Please note that in our rush to get you the facts as quickly as possible, some information might be slightly incorrect.

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8 WTF Celebrity Appearances On Foreign Talk Shows
8 WTF Celebrity Appearances On Foreign Talk Shows

Outside the U.S., talk shows are done differently. Very differently. Sometimes, a lot can get lost in translation, like everybody's minds.

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The Real Trouble With The GOP We're Too Distracted To Notice
The Real Trouble With The GOP We're Too Distracted To Notice

Weird how an act so damning it could end presidential campaigns is now something we're just accepting from the Trump administration wholesale.

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A Celebrity You Don't Like Has Died, Try Not To Be A Dick
A Celebrity You Don't Like Has Died, Try Not To Be A Dick

Don't say 'I'm sorry for your loss, but ...' Just end your sentences after 'loss' and move on.

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11 Famous People You Never Realized Were Insanely Hot
11 Famous People You Never Realized Were Insanely Hot

NOTE: This article is safe for work, but you will get the vapors.

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7 Famous People Whose Lives Sound Like An X-Files Episode
7 Famous People Whose Lives Sound Like An X-Files Episode

It turns out once you become a celebrity, government agents, ETs, and angry ghosts want to make your life total hell.

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8 Great Moments Of Total Insanity In Celebrity Interviews
8 Great Moments Of Total Insanity In Celebrity Interviews

WARNING: The following article contains debilitating amounts of douche-chills. Consult your physician before reading any further.

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Why More Celebrities Should Use Chris Pratt's Apology Method
Why More Celebrities Should Use Chris Pratt's Apology Method

Unlike your more villainous douche-oriented celebs, Pratt has learned the secret of the apology.

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4 Terrible Celebrities The World Has Given A Free Pass
4 Terrible Celebrities The World Has Given A Free Pass

We're cool with these people for no other reason than we just got tired of caring.

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5 Famous People That Engaged In Shocking Violence
5 Famous People That Engaged In Shocking Violence

Emma Watson set a homeless guy on fire. OK, we made that up -- but the following stories are just as crazy and totally true.

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5 Truly Breathtaking Moments In Celebrity Hypocrisy
5 Truly Breathtaking Moments In Celebrity Hypocrisy

And the best part? These people would be astounded to hear they're hypocrites.

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6 Famous People From History (And Their Totally WTF Hobbies)
6 Famous People From History (And Their Totally WTF Hobbies)

Unsurprisingly, history's greatest visionaries' pastimes were often as eccentric and ahead of their time as they themselves were.

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