Cracked Archive - Celebrities

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19 Celebrity Career Highlights And Lowlights

Not every role can be the Tywin Lannister of your career.

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Purchases That Prove Celebrities Have No Concept Of Money

All eight-year-olds should have their own private islands.

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6 Weirdly Specific Ideas Movies Have About Normal Bathrooms

If you've ever wanted to see the disconnect between Hollywood and the rest of society, just pay attention to movie bathroom scenes.

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Your 19 Best 'I Met A Celebrity' Stories

No celebrity will ever meet the bar that Andrew WK raised.

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6 Famous People Whose Sex Brags Are Pure Insanity

Alex Jones: Super insane conspiracy theorist and professional troll. Also maybe a casanova?

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6 Actors Who Tried To Teach Lessons (And Madness Ensued)

According to Super Mario, if you do drugs you'll be sent to a nightmarish plane of brimstone and fire.

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21 Insane Ways Celebrities Get (And Stay) Rich

Talent often pales in value to name recognition.

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6 Famous People Who Are Quietly Super Nice In Person

In case you needed further proof that Matthew McConaughey is the coolest guy ever.

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5 Celebrity Jerk Moves So WTF, They'd Put Kanye To Shame

You know you've achieved a level of fame humans rarely do when you can roll joints on your bodyguard's head.

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8 Famous Celebrity Looks (That Were Stupid Accidents)

While you might think iconic styles take years to perfect, sometimes all it takes is a little drug use or a simple dare to make fashion history.

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4 Strange, Revealing Fanmail Replies From Famous People

There's one guaranteed way to tell what a celebrity is really like: the way the interact with their fans.

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24 Famous People You Didn't Know Hated Each Other

With great fame comes great responsibility ... to step up your pettiness.

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How 16 Celebrity Careers Imploded, Explained In 3 Steps

Sometimes three steps in the wrong direction is all it takes to tank a career.

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