Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Don't Abuse The 'IsOverParty' Twitter Trend, We Need It
Don't be the stan who cried wolf.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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43 Aunt Becky's Prison Sentence Is Actually The Perfect Finesse Move
Aunt Becky's lawyers are playing chess, the legal system's playing checkers.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Joe Rogan Signs $100 Million Deal With Spotify, Thinks Things Won't Change
I hope Joe Rogan, warts and all, can keep being Joe.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Lena Dunham Once Again Doesn't Understand Reality
Poppers don't give you the munchies, Lena.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Matt Damon Is Living A Fish-Out-Of-Water Comedy In Ireland
They're treating him like a talking dog, and he’s been reacting about the same.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Papa John’s TikTok Has Intense Divorced Dad Energy
You'll never guess which animals having sex he immortalized as a two-story statue.
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- By Luis Prada
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Celebrity Pets Are Hanging On By A Thread
If only the humans could understand.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Paparazzi Are Somehow Even More Useless Now
The job of the paparazzi has gotten twice as difficult and 4x as useless
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Billie Eilish Is What Fashion Will Be For A Long Time
Billie Eilish basically predicted the future.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Like Us, Celebs Are Losing It, Because Everything Sucks Right Now
Reality is extremely balls at the moment.
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- By Eirik Gumeny
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The Mockumentary Emerging From January Jones's Instagram Is Legit Art
Apparently, she's been a surrealist comedy genius this whole time.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Kanye Summits Billionaire Mountain, Now What?
Like a cliched Christmas movie, we're left wondering -- what do you do for the guy who has everything?
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Hopefully Tom Hanks Is In The Vaccine
As a side effect, you will develop a fascination with old typewriters.
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- By Luis Prada
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Jesse Ventura Running For President Would Be Bonkers
We're hoping to see at least one clothesline.
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- By Dan Duddy
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A 'Paparazzi-Proof' House Sounds Super Annoying
The cost of avoiding paparazzi goes way beyond the literal price tag.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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