Cracked Archive - Celebrities
19 Celebrity Career Highlights And Lowlights
Not every role can be the Tywin Lannister of your career.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 25, 2017
Purchases That Prove Celebrities Have No Concept Of Money
All eight-year-olds should have their own private islands.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 14, 2017
6 Weirdly Specific Ideas Movies Have About Normal Bathrooms
If you've ever wanted to see the disconnect between Hollywood and the rest of society, just pay attention to movie bathroom scenes.
- By James Kinneen, Jordan Breeding
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- August 13, 2017
Your 19 Best 'I Met A Celebrity' Stories
No celebrity will ever meet the bar that Andrew WK raised.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 10, 2017
6 Famous People Whose Sex Brags Are Pure Insanity
Alex Jones: Super insane conspiracy theorist and professional troll. Also maybe a casanova?
- By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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- July 30, 2017
6 Actors Who Tried To Teach Lessons (And Madness Ensued)
According to Super Mario, if you do drugs you'll be sent to a nightmarish plane of brimstone and fire.
- By Mark Hill
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- July 25, 2017
21 Insane Ways Celebrities Get (And Stay) Rich
Talent often pales in value to name recognition.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- July 17, 2017
6 Famous People Who Are Quietly Super Nice In Person
In case you needed further proof that Matthew McConaughey is the coolest guy ever.
- By Nathan Kamal, Eamon Lahiri
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- July 13, 2017
5 Celebrity Jerk Moves So WTF, They'd Put Kanye To Shame
You know you've achieved a level of fame humans rarely do when you can roll joints on your bodyguard's head.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- July 07, 2017
8 Famous Celebrity Looks (That Were Stupid Accidents)
While you might think iconic styles take years to perfect, sometimes all it takes is a little drug use or a simple dare to make fashion history.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- July 04, 2017
4 Strange, Revealing Fanmail Replies From Famous People
There's one guaranteed way to tell what a celebrity is really like: the way the interact with their fans.
- By Ed Stevens, Gavin Jamieson, Eamon Lahiri
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- July 02, 2017
24 Famous People You Didn't Know Hated Each Other
With great fame comes great responsibility ... to step up your pettiness.
- By AM Smiley
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- July 01, 2017
How 16 Celebrity Careers Imploded, Explained In 3 Steps
Sometimes three steps in the wrong direction is all it takes to tank a career.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- June 23, 2017
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