Cracked Archive - Celebrities

You know you've achieved a level of fame humans rarely do when you can roll joints on your bodyguard's head.

• By E. Reid Ross
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• July 07, 2017

While you might think iconic styles take years to perfect, sometimes all it takes is a little drug use or a simple dare to make fashion history.

• By E. Reid Ross
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• July 04, 2017

There's one guaranteed way to tell what a celebrity is really like: the way the interact with their fans.

• By Ed Stevens, Gavin Jamieson, Eamon Lahiri
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• July 02, 2017

Please note that in our rush to get you the facts as quickly as possible, some information might be slightly incorrect.

• By Kathy Benjamin
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• June 18, 2017

Outside the U.S., talk shows are done differently. Very differently. Sometimes, a lot can get lost in translation, like everybody's minds.

• By Chris Radomile
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• June 06, 2017

Weird how an act so damning it could end presidential campaigns is now something we're just accepting from the Trump administration wholesale.

• By Luis Prada
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• May 29, 2017

Don't say 'I'm sorry for your loss, but ...' Just end your sentences after 'loss' and move on.

• By Daniel Dockery
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• May 27, 2017

NOTE: This article is safe for work, but you will get the vapors.

• By Adam Wears, Carolyn Burke, Marina Reimann
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• May 19, 2017

It turns out once you become a celebrity, government agents, ETs, and angry ghosts want to make your life total hell.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• May 15, 2017

WARNING: The following article contains debilitating amounts of douche-chills. Consult your physician before reading any further.

• By Justin Crockett
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• May 08, 2017

Unlike your more villainous douche-oriented celebs, Pratt has learned the secret of the apology.

• By Ian Fortey
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• May 07, 2017

We're cool with these people for no other reason than we just got tired of caring.

• By Felix Clay
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• May 05, 2017

Emma Watson set a homeless guy on fire. OK, we made that up -- but the following stories are just as crazy and totally true.

• By Michael Dawson , J.C Breen, Luke Miller
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• May 03, 2017

And the best part? These people would be astounded to hear they're hypocrites.

• By Robin Warder, Eamon Lahiri
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• April 26, 2017

Unsurprisingly, history's greatest visionaries' pastimes were often as eccentric and ahead of their time as they themselves were.

• By Adam Wears
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• April 20, 2017