Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Dakota Johnson Lied To The Entire Internet About Her Viral Zest For Limes
Dakota Johnson, we can (vitamin) C right through you.
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12 Senator Bernie Sanders Reigns Supreme As Inauguration Day Fashion Icon, Everyone's Dad
Big grumpy grandpa energy.
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Update: 'Tiger King' Star Joe Exotic Peeved He Didn't Get A Presidential Pardon, Carole Baskin Thrilled
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Shocking! 'Bachelorette' Couple Who Got Engaged after Two Weeks of Dating Splits
Wow! Who could have ever seen this coming!
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'Tiger King's' Joe Exotic Chartered a Pickup Truck Limo In Hopes of Presidential Pardon
I wonder how Carole Baskin feels about this ...
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Did 'Space Karen' Elon Musk Kill Jamie Lynn Spears' Cats?
Move over, Mark Zuckeberg -- Elon Musk has a new internet foe.
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BREAKING: Dolly Parton, Betty White, and Steve Irwin's Daughter, All Still Wholesome As Heck
Wait, news can still be ... good?
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4 Celebrities Whose Reputations Reversed Completely
The number one rule of fame is 'quit while you're ahead' ... or is it?
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4 Famous Ad People With Rad Lesser Known Work
Spokespeople the deserve fame beyond their ability to make us buy stuff ...
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5 Horrific Things Beloved Celebs Got Away With
Just because they're famous doesn't mean they're not trash.
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Aunt Becky is Finally Out Of The Can
Aunt Becky is back!
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Katy Perry Pretended To Be Zooey Deschanel To Get Into Clubs In The Early 2000s
Before Deschanel was mistakenly zapped into a UFO in Katy Perry's new music video, the actress already had her identity abducted -- by the "E.T." singer herself.
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Overlooked (But Very Notable) Deaths In 2020 (Part 2)
Continuing our look at the famous and infamous that you may have missed passed away in 2020.
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Elliot Page Thanks His Fans For Their 'Love and Support' After Coming Out as Transgender Earlier This Month
He's back!
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Overlooked (But Very Notable) Deaths In 2020 (Part 1)
The famous and infamous passed away in 2020; here are the ones you may have missed.
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