Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Amy Schumer's Baby's Name Was Accidentally A Great Joke
Joke names aren't hard to come up with, but it's special when they actually show up on the birth certificate.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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39 Henry Cavill Is An Apex Nerd
Superman's hobby is super small.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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It's Been A Big Week For Ugly Celebrity Houses
Is it a Canadian thing? Is that why Justin Bieber's and Drake's houses are so hideous?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Aunt Becky's Daughters' Couldn't Even Fake Rowing Photos
A picture is worth a thousand words, and even more in 'donation money.'
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Zach Braff’s 24 Year Old Girlfriend, Florence Pugh, Wants People To Leave Him Alone
Zach Braff isn't the first celebrity to date someone more than half his age, but he might be the most pathetic.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Netflix, For God's Sake, Please Call Selena's Husband
Wouldn't you want to know anything about a Netflix series where you're going to be portrayed?
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- By Isaac Cabe
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OJ Has Found A New Low Using 'Tiger King'
OJ's twitter video is so bizarre that one has to wonder if it is intentional.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Stuck At Home, Instagram Influencers Are Slowly Going Insane
Influencers, they're just like us!
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- By Mark Hill
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Samuel Jackson Has Another Bedtime Story For Us
Take it from one of the toughest guys on the planet -- stay the F**K at home.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Glasses Down Everybody, Ina Garten Wins At Alcohol Forever
'Go big or go home' only leaves you one option when you're drinking alone in your kitchen.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Britney Spears And 'Tiger King' Is Complicated
People need the truth, Britney.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Logan Paul Has Two Regrets In Life. One Of Them Is Buying A Couch
Regrets, he's had a-two.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Celebrity Scandals Most People Have Forgotten About
Don't I know you from the opposite of this?
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- By Cedric Voets
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We Now Have Comrade Britney
It's Comrade Britney, bitch.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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WTF Celebrity Relationships You Wouldn’t Expect
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- By Adam Wears
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