Cracked Archive - Celebrities
'People' Magazine Once Named Donald Rumsfeld in their 'Sexiest Man Alive' Issue
Someone wanted that (WM)D ...
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9 3 Strange Details From the Overturn of Bill Cosby's Conviction
From whether Cosby can be tried again to why, exactly the court decided to overturn the star's conviction, here's what you need to know.
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Is Courtney Love A Racist?
An awkward reminder that Courtney Love has bad opinions on minorities.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Reminder: Jordan Peele Quit Acting After Being Offered Role of Poop Emoji in The Emoji Movie
Talk about a crappy deal ...
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Courtney Love Accuses 'Drivers License' Singer Olivia Rodrigo Of Stealing Hole's 'Live Through This' Cover Art
After all, imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
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5 Heartbreaking Details From Britney Spears's Legal Saga
From alleging she was forced to work against her will to claiming she's on birth control without her consent, here's what you need to know.
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Is The Lead Of The Upcoming 'Karen' Slasher Flick A Karen IRL?
The film we never really needed but oh-so truly deserved is upon us – a Karen-themed slasher flick.
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Late Millennials Now Have Their Own 2007-Themed Music Festival, Proving We're All Really Old
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Petition Demanding Amazon's Jeff Bezos Be Banned From Returning To Earth After Space Flight Garners Nearly 50,000 Signatures
"Billionaire's should not exist...on earth, or in space," reads the initiative's description. “But should they decide the latter they should stay there."
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4 Eyebrow-Arching Celebrity Hookup Stories
Living the celeb life is weird. The sex-life part is no different.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Petition Demanding Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos Buys and Eats the Mona Lisa Goes Viral
Priceless works of art -- the ultimate forbidden snack.
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Fmr. Trump White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany: 'I Never Lied' While Working For 45
*stares in fact-checker*
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- By Carly Tennes
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4 Famous People Driven Insane By Ayn Rand
A bunch of Rand-worshipping bozos fought reality and lost, and you might know some of them.
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- By Mark Hill
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Billionaires Allegedly Pay Almost Nothing in Income Taxes, Surprise, Surprise
Wow! Who could have possibly seen this coming?
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- By Carly Tennes
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4 Weird Celebrity Stories We Sort Of Forgot About
Sometimes, a celebrity story goes completely off the rails and then just ... vanishes from public consciousness.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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