There's a special breed of government employee so unilaterally crazy, they'll wipe with their butts with the social contract while making direct eye contact with you.
People apparently assumed that crime ceased to exist once you were five miles above the Earth, or that commercial aircraft were under the jurisdiction of Zeus, King of Olympus.
Some people refuse to tell lies, or behave rationally, or do anything that wasn't 100 times worse than just being late for whatever it was they were late for.
There are those filmmakers and actors who are so wholly dedicated to their craft, and sometimes this self-inflicted punishment is in the service of a project that's a colossal turd, and all that suffering becomes more like some sad, philosophical exercise in pointlessness.
Many of the horrors of your childhood came from things designed specifically for children. We wonder if kids even knew they were playing nightmare fuel, or if they just rolled with it.
The news is like an alarm that sounds 24 hours a day, alternately screaming that you're going to die and that you need to ask your doctor about erectile dysfunction pills.
Before 'Batman Forever' came and dropped a nuke-sized deuce on the legacy of the Dark Knight, there was going to be a Catwoman movie that would've made 'Batman Returns' seem sane.
