10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 2/14

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Good news, everyone! Well that was what you were mostly sharing the hell out of this week. Though the thing about diet soda did prompt an unhappy comment from the internet's very own SciBabe.

5 Brain Disorders That Started As Evolutionary Advantages

According to one theory, dyslexia is really not a disorder at all: It was always there for the exceptional individuals whose brains had an extra edge.

10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 2/14

"When the kind of brain that is particularly talented in the important act of staying alive in the most efficient way possible is suddenly facing reading and writing -- two fairly recent inventions that radically differ from the frantic survival shit it's spent countless millennia specializing in -- it tends to view them as unnatural acts."


21 Albums They Don't Want You To Know About

We like to imagine Glenn Danzig's lost repertoire included "Howls For Treats In The Dark Of Night."

MCA RECORDS DLm Ttt At GLENN DANZIG songs about my cat SPECLAL PRICE RECORD 2 SET CRACKED.coM

"Music changes faster than any other art form. But what would music history look like if great bands didn't particularly give a shit?"


22 Fights That'd Make A Better Movie Than Batman V Superman

Captain and the Potter kid could make side bets.

Ked Lord akull Voldellort -An Eye for Eye, an A Mose for Rose, Nidory smeled nevermind. never so...

"Batman and Superman have racked up an impressive number of movies dedicated to themselves over the years, and now we're getting a dumpster fire of a film that features them fighting each other. Give it a break already, Hollywood."


4 Awful Secrets No One Is Telling You About Windows 10

To crib the tiredest of memes, according to Microsoft, "All your computer are belong to us." And, suspiciously, not too many people are really talking about it.

10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 2/14

"After the upgrade, a bunch of programs, with varying degrees of importance, were just straight-up uninstalled without any notice or authorization. In their February 2016 update, Microsoft went and switched Windows 10 from an optional upgrade to a mandatory upgrade, removing any shred of control you thought you had over your computer."


18 News Stories That Forgot To Tell You The Best Part

"Florida Man Fellates Self" would be appropriate here.

Florida governor Rick Scott made national news after passing legislation (which was later repealed) requiring potential food stamp recipients to pass

"The media loves leaving out key details to make an already dramatic story into an ultra-dramatic one. But, fortunately, this whole damn planet lives on the Internet, where a stone shall never go unturned and those key details never stay hidden long."


5 Well-Known Tips For Healthy Eating (That Don't Work)

As a rule of thumb, if something says "diet" on it, go eat a salad instead. If it's a "diet salad," then we don't know what to tell ya.

You exercise everyday, you never eat after dark, and if you drink soda, you only drink diet. How come you still haven't lost any weight? THE ANSWER IS

"While you may think you're helping out your diet by allowing yourself some low-calorie (but still sweet) alternatives, chances are you're actually screwing over your waistline in the long run."


18 Undeniable Facts That Prove The World Is Getting Better

We guess those pesky environmental regulations are good for something after all.

The Ozone Layer is making a recovery. A new assessment by 300 scientists indicates that the ozone layer is well on track to recovery in the next few d

"When the news is screaming bloody murder in our brains, and our social media feeds are full of people disagreeing with each other in the most vile manner possible, it's hard to believe that things are peachy right now."


22 Inspiring Acts Of Kindness That No One Ever Talks About

The average bone marrow donation is 5-10 cubic cm. Lyle's was 1,800--roughly two quarts--and he was stabbed 200+ times with a needle to get it all.

RNn After swabbing his cheek at a Be The Match station college shotputter Cameron Lyle dis coveredhe was a rare perfect bone marrow matchfora year- ol

"While we here at Cracked consider it our duty to shatter the illusions that hold your fragile life together, we also try to spread some good vibes to make up for it."


21 Tricks You Don't Notice In Great Movies (Your Brain Does)

The bass drops, you crap your pants.

INFRASOUND IS AN EXTREME BASS SOUND WITH A FREQUENCY LOWER THAN 20HZ, MAKING IT LARGELY INAUDIBLE TO HUMANS. WHY THEN DOES IT CONTINUE TO SHOW UP IN H

"There's a lot of careful direction and editing and cinematography that is required to take your movie up another level from made-for-TV-but-specifically-made-for-SyFy. And some even go as far as to trick you into feeling a certain way."


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