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Thanks to an undying passion for hair buns, space slugs, and clever puns, May the 4th is now the official day for poindexters everywhere to host movie marathons, film embarrassing (and awesome) home lightsaber fights, and listen to Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes on repeat. And if a holiday isn't enough to satisfy your passion for fantastical make-em-ups? Remember this: There is a limitless world of collectible tchotchkes with which to express your fanatical devotion to things like comic books, role-playing games, and children's entertainment from the '80s.
Take a gander at some of these hot, steamy wares, and May the 4th be with you -- yeah, we said it, and we're not sorry.
Loot Crate Mystery Bundle
If you want to start your path to pop culture enlightenment but have absolutely no idea which well of mass media to fall down, then Loot Crate is the place to start. This curated box of nerd goods will introduce you to all things fandom without subjecting you to the more unsavory facets of geek culture (if you see a tentacle, run). Since nerd stuff is mostly based around material consumption anyway, why not let the experts do the hard work of filtering quality for you? Get five to six deliveries for $20.