According to some forward thinkers, the future could find all sort of uses for this nutrient-rich grandma jelly. Aquamation (a much more marketable term than the more technical "alkaline hydrolysis") is essentially a more clinical version of the way Mexican cartels have been making victims disappear for years. As demonstrated in this cartoonish yet hideous video, after being plopped into a vat that's been heated to 200 degrees, a chemical solution of potassium hydroxide and water swishes around, like so:
YouTube"Well the cat's out of the bag now. Yes, Grandpa died after swallowing a pirate sword."
Eventually, your bones are left cleaner than they'd be after a long weekend in a piranha tank: