Is it a rule that complex plots are required to make you feel less weird about jerking it to a video game? Because back in my day, you just picked a Soul Cailbur girl and, uh ... I mean, wow, for $300 you can get a special "big tits" skin! But wait a second ...
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So what you're really saying is that I have to spend 300 bucks just to save time on a goddamn minigame? I'm onto your tricks, Whorelords Of Draenor!
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A Lot Of Sexy Boxing Stuff For Some Reason
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Despite falling further out of public interest than medicinal cocaine, there are lots of Offbeatr projects based on the sweet, sweaty science of boxing. In Busty Box, you play as Skinny Sam, the only flat-chested and clothed woman in a league otherwise dominated by naked giantesses whose breasts could stop bullets and then be used to beat their attackers to death. But Sam has a secret weapon in her pervert brother, who helps her out by molesting her opponents, despite looking like he should be doing someone's taxes and then kidnapping their child. Together, you knock your opponents out and/or bring them to orgasm. It's not really clear what the rules are, but any game which features repeated genital punching and a special move called "Va-Va-Violate" isn't so much understood as it is screamed at.
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"I peed in your underwear. Okay, good luck out there!"
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