You don't deserve our attention, sniveling worms. Kneel before the gore-drenched altar of INTERNET COMEDY!
And, As In Uffish Thought He Stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame
6 Random Coincidences That Created The Modern World
To sum it all up; shit happens.
Notable Comment: "Is it just me, or does baby Hitler look really like Swaim?? I'm just saying." Esme, you have uncovered a terrible truth that lies at the heart of the global power structure
10 Retarded Money Saving Tips People Are Actually Trying
It's like if Scrooge McDuck were retarded.
Notable Comment:"You know, women used reusable cloth pads for millenia before disposable paper ones came into use. It may be 'gross' to the average person, but it's actually very, very natural. I don't do it myself, but I would and may someday in the future. Also, is it so different from a baby wearing a cloth diaper? Many of us here, particularly those of us that are older, probably wore a cloth diaper at least once or twice. However, I can agree that festive pad patterns are ridiculous. A possibly less 'gross', but equally green option is the Diva cup, a washable, reusable silicon cup inserted to catch the menstrual fluid." ...Thanks. Thanks for that one, Sapphires13. That's just super.
6 Famous Characters You Didn't Know Were Shameless Rip-Offs.
Childhood is filled with lies.
Notable Comment:"Not only does the Brotherhood of Evil have a brain in a case and an armed, intelligence gorilla in the team, the brain and the gorilla had a, er, uh, "thing" for each other." Spitz512, you're giving us some fantastic ideas for a porn flick.
6 Ways That Porn Runs The World.
As noble Socrates said, "Porn is the ambrosia of life." Okay, not really. But he probably would've agreed with it. You know what they say about guys with beards.
Notable Comment: "Damn you america!!! First you took all best oil filled countries, now you are taking our porn, what will be next? Is there any hope for europe?" Kloc, Europe's future involves making the pornography that American's can't or won't. It's not going to be a pretty future, but it'll keep your backwards mud-nations from sliding into blissful entropy for a few years. Until the Porn-Bots come.
6 People Who Secretly Ruled The World
Behind every great man, lies an even greater man who sticks to the shadows because he is terrified of being shot in the face.
Notable Comment: "Is it OK to have sex with your mother if she's not really your mother but Angelina Jolie?" We don't know what the Bible says about it, but we're saying it's A-Okay.
GREG & LOU
Why Having Wolverine's Claws Would Suck
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If Everything Was Made By Microsoft
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Symptons of the swine flu may vary.
I told you not to throw bread out for him, now there's TWO!
Next on Mythbusters:
Billy's mom told him a million times, always jump while peeing.
Coming this summer: Michael Bay's "Jonah!"
The inevitable Finding Nemo/Cars crossover from Pixar.
Every 15 minutes this sculpture becomes a fountain.
Statue of Liberty before she became famous...
Sesame Street also has a red light district...
That caution tape needs to be put back up, for goodness sake.
It may be a one horse town, but it's a very nice horse.
I always hide my horse under a rug in rough areas, so it doesn't get stolen
Headline: Skinhead Attacks World's Blackest Man
Wrong convention, my furry friend... now MARCH!
For as much as people love them, the 'Star Wars' movies have gotten rather awkward from time to time.
Sometimes the stories after the stories are even stranger.
Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.
Going for that 16th minute.