Why Having Wolverine's Claws Would Suck

If you could choose just one superpower ... hold out for two.

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  1. imreadydoctor

    • 0

    gross!!!!

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  2. AakmalBinMohdYusop

    • 0

    They should have leave the claws outside for a month or two to allow the claw wounds to close. But seeing that the claws are activated by clenching a fist, it may need some discipline.
    Somehow I find the way they die disturbingly cute. Awwwweewww...

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  3. Giondi

    • +1

    No, Wolverine only had one mutant power, the claws were implanted artificially.

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    1. RubenAg

      • +6

      He had bone claws, didn't he? And then he got them *adamantiumed*

    2. Shaid21

      • 0

      Hah, Marvel Lore fail. Wolverine's claws were part of his original super powers, they were just made of bone. The healing factor, as explored by this video is actually a "Required Secondary Power." And anyway, he had three: they forgot his super senses.

  4. M1Steve

    • 0

    Funny haha they shouldve got the healing factors

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  5. ZackB

    • 0

    Nightcrawler is the badass ninja from hell who will rape your cat and tickle the pope's butthole within seconds of smacking Chuck Norris. But no, the claws are cool too I guess...

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  6. Snugglepuss

    • 0

    Wolverine has three mutant powers, not two. And the adamantium isn't part of his powers. just the claws. NERD RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. lucasdeepsouth

      • -3

      That video was terrible in many levels.

    2. Miss_PJ

      • +3

      Be a little more picky, why don't you?

  7. nainai96

    • 0

    lollzololl i woulda chosen either Nightcrawler or mystique's powers

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  8. KylePerkins

    • 0

    I would have taken magneto's

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  9. kaosgirl22_2010

    • 0

    WTF????

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  10. ulmuchiha

    • 0

    "we should have taken the claws!"
    "cookie"

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  11. gg1138

    • +1

    why is everyone saying "how could you be that stupid" as if these people are real and they just had adimantium claws surgically placed in their hands? it's a joke people it isn't meant to stir up weather or not their decision was the right one!!!!

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    1. RijartReinhard

      • +2

      It's whether.
      Weather is Storm's.

  12. Xanderman

    • 0

    0ne of my fav youtube videos!

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  13. Toa_TAK

    • 0

    It's like a horror movie. XD

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  14. JoeBobBillyBob

    • +1

    Get healing factor...carry bayonets.

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  15. StrangeHoney

    • +2

    Cute, but goes on for like two and a half minutes after the punchline.

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  16. El_rey

    • 0

    Funny idea... poorly done

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  17. doppelheathen

    • 0

    They couldn't have hit brain with their adamantium claws, because they're both friggin' idiots.

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  18. sniket

    • +1

    wait how did they survive the surgery without mutant healing?

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  19. CitizenDildo

    • 0

    that was like a nightmare!

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  20. JDCAce

    • +1

    Funny at first, but it got old quickly.

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    1. JosephGarcia

      • 0

      Amen.

    2. tshp

      • 0

      If that had been like a minute and a half shorter it would have been perfect.

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