13 Last Requests That Prove It's OK to Laugh at Dead People
Not that we needed justification to laugh at dead people or anything, but it's always nice to have it, just in case.
Notable Comment: The comments section of this article turned into a list of how the Cracked Readers want to die:
"i want my body to be remote parachuted into china. holding a gun. made of gold."-toastking
"buried in my "joss whedon is my master now" t-shirt, my ragged army surplus jacket, an umbrella, a wooden stake, a flashlight, extra batteries, and all my books."-owlsayssouth
"I'm going to follow Ernest Digweed's lead and leave all of my money to Zeus. If he doesn't claim his prize within a year, the money will be spent to dig up my body and dangle it off the back of a plane like one of those banners. On a sidenote, how hard was it to avoid a dickweed joke?"-CodyCastor
"I shall be cremated and have my ashes thrown into the eyes of assholes."-Zuul
RUDY RUDY RUDY!
5 Terrible Life Lessons Hollywood Loves to Teach You
Bonus Lesson: Hollywood makes good movies. False, the glory days are behind us all.
Notable Comment: Steveysteve says "I said it before and I'll say it again. You're all dicks." You were probably talking about us, but we're gonna go ahead and assume you were talking about the commenters. In which case, we agree.