Grauwall
Doctor Robotnik celebrates his sex change during Emerald Hill Zone's Pride Parade.
GeeGee
Nothing epitomizes the decades-long struggle for equality and gay rights better than a fat, Lady Liberty drag queen driving a tit-shaped semi built from spare VW parts. Feel the pride...
CavalierX
...and when there were enough of them to be unstoppable, the Roombas attacked.
codespyder
"Wow that's amazing! What did you use to make it?" "VW Beetle body panels, an unused Zamboni, and my last shreds of dignity."
Grauwall
If you're going to increase your carbon footprint, you might as well be a complete tranny shitshow about it.
BigPineDan
"Mythbusters" successfully proves that there was an automotive concept worse than the PT Cruiser.
Priapism
"Hello, This is Olga." "Hi Olga, I'm having a block party, my street needs to be cleaned, my gay friends are bored, and my mirror ball just broke!" "I'll be right over."
pillowpants
Chuck the drag queen waits anxiously for the crowds to flee in terror from his "Fantas-tank!".
qwertytyper
It was time to pull out the neuralizers and sunglasses. The citizens had seen too much.
CavalierX
Unable to conquer the Earth by force, the Daleks have fallen to entering a float in the 4th of July parade.
Queenoflobster
I'm here, I steer, get used to it you fucking pieces of heterosexual shits.
monkey_marshal
R2-D2's older brother was the bigger and stronger of the 2 but he would never be the same after their father disowned him for being a raging gaybot!
BigPineDan
Nothing says liberty like fuel inefficiency and poorly-thought-out construction.
rauco
The San Fransisco Streets Department unveils the first of it's new fleet of street cleaners.
satur92002
Making a beautiful swan dress and now building this? Man, this guy's on a roll.
HeywoodJablowme
The real tragedy is that the cost of fuel will prevent tina from showing off her new dress at prom.
harmonica
Laura soon realised that, without at least 2 more tires, the scraping sound wasn't going to go away anytime soon
phreesh
Lady Liberty loved to wave to the crowds, but the decision to exclude a seatbelt would prove unwise (and grisly) after the pileup with the Johnsonville High marching band.
misterian
Someone is trying to compensate for something. But we've absolutely no idea WHAT, exactly.
manleyart
...and then, from out of the future, a being appeared to warn us all what will happen unless San Francisco and Scientology are not destroyed immediately.
plonk
CARNIVAL OUT OF SEASON: President of Brasil demonstrates first Biodiesel car on the streets of Rio.
Hamper
The Society For the Advancement of Bundt Cake Pans entered a rather overdone float in the Macy's parade this year.
MyNameisNick
It appears that the Scrubbing Bubbles are finally going to take out that arrogant bastard Mr. Clean out once and for all.
HomerJ
$5 says she still knocks a side mirror off or backs into another car before the parade is done . . .
Mudbone25
Saturn unleashing the highly anticipated "Freddie Mercury" at the San Francisco auto show.
SubCircus
Rosy O'Donnell and Optimus Prime only had the one love child, but it was a doozy.
kingsteve14
Finally Pat was able to combine his/her love of diesel trucks and flaming homosexuality.
classybroad
Don't let her in the city, didn't you hear about the .... ooooh shiney! let her in.
guitarfaces
"What? It has reverse, so yeah, I guess it goes both wa- oh, very funny, asshole."
Ed_Gein
Before her drive is over, that woman is going to have a costume mishap of Janet Jackson proportion.
BigPineDan
Little did liberty know, "Butt-Bumper" the fruitiest Autobot, was about to transform...
lizzurdking
Capcom's efforts to gauge customer interest in a new Mega Man game were very unorthodox and confusing.
Stretch
She's not even in the parade. She's just been driving around for hours trying to find a parking space.
Indigo_Dingo
The onlookers watched in horror as some idiot rode into the middle of a Funeral Procession
kshipley
Little Ms. Muffit sat on her tuffit...and delivered some fuckin' street justice.
kshipley
LOOK!? That red hat and white shirt under the "one way" sign are just floating there...weird
Spirolli
Mary wasn't quite sure why she was driving the world's largest floor buffer in the parade but she knew she was never going to experiment with drugs again.
BearMan
*Not Shown: 12 Cambodian slave children who are running their little hearts out to power this thing.
DrTom
Cynthia always got a thrill when she drove the pace car for the Special Olympics 1K race.
magnumD.R.
just a reminder that we should all thank God Alabamba doesn't have a statue of liberty.
supergrover
Maud wore petticoats to hide her bottom-heavy figure, but people could still tell.
rplaya28
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! Watch as Lady Liberty crushes I.E.D in an all out monster truck cage match
crowan
Paris Hilton endorsing Toyota's 2033 Pretty Pretty Princess Model Sedan. "I'm still pretty dammit. Keep looking at me world... KEEEEP LOOOOKING AT MEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
fender419
Larry Johnson had a passion for two things: bunt cakes and liberty. This is when his bachelor party became an all too public affair.
Ed_Gein
The "Vaguicer" is unveiled at last. Proving there's more than one way to extract the nectar.
joeyc
At the end of this road is a cliff where all drag queens go to die. The crowd is there to push just in case the motor stops.
wonkycat
"Relax Paul, I'll have the last part for Project Nuke Clear there in time. I'm undercover at the moment. Just relax dude."
LilMoof
A cross dressing fucktard driving his fuctardmobile in a fucktardian parade. This should get me a couple of votes.
dane_san
That is one dome shaped cry for help.... or the ugliest ball gown with wheels ever designed
superpoop
July 4th = Independence Day July 3rd = Proof that Independence may be a bad thing Day.
SilverDragon
Although Doc Brown's garbage-fueled time machine was a resounding success the scientific community still likes to give him a hard time about his earlier prototypes, such as this one fueled entirely by gay pride.
deaved_wrath
every illegal mexicans dream: the american bitch cleaning the streets instead of them.
Truthiness
Is it over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? We need to show these terrorists what freedom really means!
FoolofaTook
The drivers of the phone and shoe swore. They had been shown up by the scrubbing bubble from that 80s commercial.
mindlessranting
I really didn't know street cleaning attracted so much attention these days...
austin_bone
The street Roomba was not as cool as the household version............or was it?
DP13
The CEO of iRobot shows off the newest in their line of robots: James, the Streetsweeper.
er_maiki
Afghani terrorists hired a german lesbian mad scientist to blow the shit up in NY again. This time John McClane wasn't in rehab and managed to save America.
HeywoodJablowme
The queen prepares to let loose her clones that are nestled deep in her Woomba.
Hamper
Call Dick Tracy. Streetsweeper Sally just knocked over the Citibank over on Lamar.
szuran
The final stage of the American remake of Takeshi's Castle proved that Americans should be shot for making remakes of Asian productions.
StantheGarbageMan
The Scrubbing Bubbles revolution didn't go over as well as they had hoped.
monkey_marshal
The machine was remote controlled but no1 could stop Frank from jumping up there and forfilling his dream!
mtleister
I kinda think there is a Futurama joke in this photo somewhere but I just can't put my finger on it...
Awesomebody
The Death Star's half-brother worked full-time for the gay liberty movement. Where is a Sith-Lord when you need one?
kokanee19
This beast gets worse mileage than a Hummer with a Prius cover. Eat your heart out, Will Arnett.
Indigo_Dingo
Early Steam powered tanks made up for a lack of functionality with definite style.
prime_pm
After giving us Lady Liberty, the French reveal their newest gift to Americans: the Clitoral Hummer. Boy, this really blows, doesn't it?
Indigo_Dingo
Eventually, The Daleks figured out they could win by making people too embarrassed to fight them.
qwertytyper
John smiled. No one would notice his extremely huge ass in this vehicle he had custom made.
leinypoo13a
Blinky, Pinky, Inky, Clyde and the flamboyant ghost Bruce, celebrated another American victory against the Yellow threat.
phreesh
The Patriot-mobile get five miles to the gallon and runs on the blood Iraqis and the tears of widows. Plus, it houses a five kiloton nuke.
ScoopLV
Doctor Who vs. the Tranny Daleks turned out to be a disappointing box-office flop.
pcyopick
The float for Transformers 2 in the Gay Pride parade featured a tribute to Kate Smith.
Soujiro
I call this the Street Cleaner 5000! No need to hand out parking tickets for being in the street come cleaning time, no, those get demolished where they set.
james77732000
Future Cars took a turn for the worse when they allowed Betty Crocker to unveil her Bunt Cake mobile.
Bell110
She tried to terrorize the people of New York, but as expected, they seemed more entertained than anything.
chidunoz
Carrol the old lunch lady wanted to be a Transformer so bad she could taste it!
Tenacious_B
At the gay pride parade, Bill will drive the gigantic futuristic Snowball, filled with creamy goodness inside.
rauco
Have you seen my dad? He has a large mechanical kilt with the word 'SEX' written on it
Loorep
since megan fox didnt sign to transformers 2, they tried to fill the gap but, in vein...
MasterPott
Lady Liberty's drunken younger sister finally found the perfect place to take a shit.
manleyart
This is what will happen if we don't drill for oil and become energy independent fast!
Foxy
It was then that Lex Luthor decided his usual "Tricking Superman into being around Kryptonite" would have been more devious.
alocracy
The All New 2008 Toyota Technodrome (Hybrid, as it runs off of Ninja Turtle Blood)
IratePirate
"The chrome hubcaps open up to reveal torpedo tubes that fire yummy Twinkies at anyone wearing a t-shirt from Cracked.com, sporting our new slogan: 'Um...you have some...uh...Spirit on you'" - Gladstone
caster
The early designs of the Turtle Megazord did not bode well with its target audience.
Jenna_Tullwortz
Christ I know there's a Transformers joke in here SOMEWHERE? What?...they did? Aw fuck. Nevermind.
superpoop
Waiting with a smile on her face while in Spain, Veronica was ready for the Running of the Bulls. She had built a Bull-Shredder for just this occasion.
noxford
"Damnit Jim i told you we should have never moved to San Francisco." "Shut up Doris just shut up"
noxford
"Mr. President" "Yes Donald" "Theres only one way to solve this crisis Sir" "And what would that be Donald?" "Chuck Norris."
itwasstu
As the Queen of the Lilliputians drove his head down the street R2D2 knew he had underestimated them.
kcny6
After her divorce from Prince Charming, Cinderella went on to form the militant wing of the San Francisco Gay Pride Parade.
Siren60
They said it was impossible to build a "Woomba" big enough for Linsday Lohan....
youarejahish
Lady Liberty driving the Forces of Victory, the Forces of Victory being a team of 9 Robo-Henchman sporting bowler hats.
Bacrow
the statue of liberty knows her pace. behind the wheel of her giant vacuum cleaner.
Scoot
As the Dalek master entered the city, People lined the streets and began laughing.
mariam67
The Little Mermaid sequel, featuring Ursula the Sea Witch returning as a futuristic cyborg, met mixed reviews.
varrid
Scenes leaked from the new Transformers sequel go to show that Michael Bay is out of his fucking mind.
neuros
Early shots from the sequel to *batteries not included were proving to be FABULOUS!
daxstyles
Sister Maria brought her "A" Game when she was cast on the new reality show "Who Wants To Marry the Pope.
Treb
The unemployed rabble are momentarily distracted by yet another "My Super Sweet 16".
Lateo
When the doctor called it the strongest Diaphragm available. He was telling the truth
beautybbw
if you are fat. don't be upset.just go to seekingbbw.c o m to make more friends.I am sure you can get more happiness!
billybob99
Last year her sister popped a wheelie flipping it backwards, leaving a crater in the street. If she hadn't pushed the choke in causing her intestines to be sucked out all would have been fine.
helios
Tired of pedestrians? New from OsakaCorp®, the ethanol-fueled PeopleMower™! Available in lightblue and mahogany red.
ralguitarhero5
Forget the giant robot car. Half the people are'nt even paying attention to it.
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