megaweege66
If you can readum this... the bitch has fallen off and has ascended to great spirit.
Ed_Gein
Braking was always an adventure. You never knew when you'd get a splinter in the sack.
Ken Buddha
Sure the Spaniards played a major part in the demise of the Aztecs, but their predilection for racing wooden scooters without any protective gear didn't help.
rkhessel
-Whose motorcycle is this? -It' a wooden chopper baby. -Whose wooden chopper is this? -Zed's. -Who is Zed? -Zed's dead, baby, Zed is dead.
manateeofwar
Cop: Do you know why I stopped you? Mayan: No? Cop: Because you're riding a fucking tree.
FaultyNinja
"I would totally look like Ghost Rider if I lit this shit on fire, you'd be totally jealous." "I hate you so much right now Larry."
mellowd
Two men, one passion, one road. Ang Lee and Fox Searchlight presents 'Brokeback Mountain-bikers'.
mellowd
Unaffected by the rising costs of fuel, the Mayans could spend all their wages on fashion instead.
Shea
"Hurry, we've got to get on line as soon as we can this morning to build up the votes for our own craptions!"
Shea
Why is it that when I vote for some of the craptions at the bottom of the list, that their score goes up by 3 or 4 votes?
CavalierX
"...and the best part is, it gets over 50 miles per gallon!" "Err... gallon of what?" "..."
mtleister
They can build fantastic pyramids with the best of them, but somehow the concept of transportation still eludes the natives.
ShipHiInTransit
Guy in back: The only reason you're winning is because the chief gave you the good helmet.
TechnoCupcake
Due to rising fuel costs, Harley Davidson has introduced their new line of “Hybrid Hogs”.
maple_man
A team of archaeologists has recently discovered evidence that the first Vespas were developed by the ancient Mayans. They also discovered that after many thousands of years, the modern Vespas only look slightly cooler.
Stretch
As they raced to the pyramid, Tar-Tar realized he had forgotten a dead chicken to tip the valet.
mike-o-rama
Deforestation threatens native people's most precious resource: awesomeness.
Dawlface
not pictured: fred flintstone raceing his car wildly down the hill as the ancient mafia chased him down to get a return on the loan for an new car.
Cooper88
Man, they are just going to beat that "the Fast and the Furious" idea to death aren't they?
mellowd
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if it got hit by these guys at ninety miles per hour?
mellowd
The next village was almost five hundred clicks away. Five hundred tongue clicks, that is.
purplecartoon
"Why the fuck are we doing this?" "For the money." "This is retarded." "Just shut the fuck up and pose for the camera."
Jowseppy
How come I always have to be Dennis Hopper? WHAT? I SAID HOW COME I... forget it
Mr_K_Twig
The Quezalcoatl Biker gang were still just Hells Angels hangarounds, but still they were greatly feared by the whole Mayan population.
Mr_K_Twig
A scene from the next season of "Mayan Choppers", starring Xuetza Teutul and Litte Mike Jr – this fall on Fox.
FoolofaTook
The Mayan Pursuit Group had a great capture rate as long as the target fled downhill.
TechnoCupcake
Unfortunately due to illness, Lance Armstrong could not attend the Tour De Amazon. Shown here is ZickZick Tackamo approaching the finish line.
CavalierX
The Endor speederbike scene wasn't so great in the Brazilian remake of Return of the Jedi.
tjoister
The Incan Players incredible re-enactment of the scooter chase in their summer performance of The Flintstones. (Tickets are available!)
iantendo
When he asked the chick at the bar if she'd like to ride on his huge wooden machine she didn't realise he was talking about his bike.
Stretch
"So I was thinking about dropping it down, throwing in some hydraulics, maybe get an in-dash DVD...."
vik
A warning bell sounded and the locals returned to their homes. Tezcatlipoca's Angels were riding through town.
Ed_Gein
Come on! We're gonna be late to the First Thanksgiving! And, after we eat, we'll sell the bikes for some beads.
TripMaverick
Aztec MotorCross is the only event not sponsored by Red Bull and you can kinda see why.
Stretch
They're on their way to the drive-in where he'll get a huge order of brontosaurus ribs. It will flip his vehicle over and be hilarious.
Bell110
The tourists were almost chased down and killed, but luckily at the last moment, the hill started sloping up.
CreepyOldMan
With a feather in his headband and a Chilean Baseball card in his spokes, Zanxu lead his team to victory
Bell110
Santa really starts getting lazy when he finally gets to the South American kids.
Jpags
-Hey I Was just thinking, you know what we forgot. -Whats that. -Breaks. -Ohhh, The spirits tell me of trouble in the near future.
pcyopick
We're in big trouble Barney. Wilma and Betty will never believe that Mayans stole our bikes.
ionut
Just wait till' the high priest sees these babies. He'll change his mind about investing in the Nazca lines and go with our venture.
fbgenius
"And here come the Wacky Racers, with the 2 newcomers heading to the finish and... oh, it appears Dick Dastardley has knocked off their engines!"
S.Pliskin
Not realizing what happens when wooden brakes are applied to wooden wheels, Ipachu and Dinga were both set ablaze attempting to stop at the local Internet cafe.
youarejahish
"Hey man, slow down we're almost at the edge of the cliff" "MY BRAKES!! SOMEBODY FUCKED WITH THE CABLES MAN!!"
superpoop
Rejected by their own tribe, Flys With Eagle and Tall Steel Toe took to the road creating the first ever biker gang. The Wooden Hogs.
philosopher_og
Because the first live action Flintstones movie wasn't enough of a failure?
hulk67851
Tonight on The Flintstones, Fred and Barney take part in the Tour de Sandstone.
brandonel1
The amazing ingenuity of the Incas is astounding...until you realize that downhill can't last forever
manleyart
Oh yeah! Well, we only had bamboo cycles and had to ride to the pyramid uphill both ways, in the snow... barefooted. So next time you wanna complain, be glad it ain't snowing!
Awesomebody
The Indian remake of "Easy Rider" didn't meet the expectations of the crowd.
cybrweasel
Doesn't look very safe...there are no reflectors on the bike for night riding.
Malhal
After finally seeing The Flinstones, the local pelican population dramatically decreased.
LilMoof
Ok, I like posted 5 craptions and not one single vote? Sniff sniff...waaaaaaaaaaaaa!
kidtatious
Damnit Qaltaq, we forgot the baseball cards in our spokes. Now we look like total jackasses.
GOOSE09
Everyone knew Harley Davidson's Green series were crap. However that did not stop them from giving them away at the casinos.
Dhondy
Bedrock was a much happier place after Picco invented the self propelling wood scooter
dazam
When the slag brothers retired from wacky races, they were happy in the knowledge their children would take over with fantastic new designs
purplecartoon
Jeff and Fred, members of an indigenous tribe in the amazon, earn cash when a tourist from National geographic pays them to do something retarded so he can make the article based on their tribe more interesting.
purplecartoon
50 million dollars of the films budget went to the infamous "Wooden Motorcycle Replica Chase Scene with Amazon natives." The movie won the Oscar.
ScoopLV
Yucatan Coast Choppers doesn't quite have the following of its American counterpart -- but you cannot deny it's a badass show.
Bell110
You might not think these guys are intimidating, but only a tough mother fucker would ride something that gives you splinters in your asshole.
unamerican
Insert comical comment to do with Bruce Lee dying in a similar way here, I just can't really be arsed, the Simpsons is on.
superpoop
"Sweet ride Steel Wolf." "Yeah, Chief ChompaNut says this hog gets 82 miles per gallon. . . In the CITY."
superpoop
'The Cherokee Flinstones' spin-off was ended abruptly when Tonto and GumGum realized there were no brakes, and both fell off the cliff while filming the first episode.
Ronsonic
Desperate for a hit movie, Mel Gibson wrote a mash up of Apocolypto and Mad Max.
Unrulybrute
"Why there big rooster riding motorcycle shaped like woman's body chasing us?"
TyberiusRex
"Fred Flintstone in the lead, with Barney Rubble slipstreaming him into the corner..."
Truthiness
Gas prices too high? Get yourself an official Flintstones brand motorcycle - only $1995 plus tax!
Shrimp
The one thing in South America that can make you look dumber than riding a llama.
Cowbell
Easy Rider, Flintstones, Pyramids, and Gas Prices. Unoriginal. Boring. Unfunny. Barely Davidsons, took a little more thought. But Zed's Dead takes the cake!
icy
Shortly after the invention of the wheel motorcycle gangs became rampant in the jungles
fender419
SSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAACCCCCEEEEEEEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aggiejesus
Ok, I don't have a craption. I'm just writing to point out how fucking awesome that is.
shammy
Oh those Mayans...Like those bikes will make up for having shortages in other areas!
DoctorFurious
It is a little-known fact that most shards of Mayan pottery were in fact failed helmets.
Treb
Among the many firsts the Mayan culture gave to the world are: The Pine Wood Derby, Saddlesores, Hemmeroids, and the Flintstones.
vanilla
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damnluckydog
Attack the pale-faced devils! Surely their weapons will be no match for......
HomerJ
I can't decide . . . A Flintstones joke, or a Pimp My Ride joke. What the heck, how about "All was fun and games until T'cholztech got a bee in his loincloth."
Metalhitman
We'll get you mel gibson! You made us look retarded and we shall have revenge! Look Speedy Weasel! His driving ban prevents his escape!
ScarredCoyote
I'm telling you its a photoshop! It really used to be 2 Hells Angels on harlys.......
Kettlefluff
Ironically, these would actually be more efficient than their modern-day counterparts.
Seraph
After her, men! We cannot let the sacrifice escape! Wait... oh, bugger, where are the brakes?
Seraph
After her, men! We can't let the sacrifice escape! Oh, bugger... where are the brakes?!
swarbs
These recently released prisoners, from a land where everything is still built to last, were very happy to test out there matchstick model bikes.
Pootah
The 'Flinstones' scene in the extras of the Apocalyptica DVD was unexpected, to say the least.
perroloco
eso!! a toda maquina!! soy invencible!! soy el rey del mundo!! ... that's what he said
TheShaqo
You know installing brakes on these things would probably have been a good idea.
FadingMind
Anticipating Doomsday, the Mayans rode out into the sunset, never to be seen again.
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