FoolofaTook
The church demonstrates that Columbus really did sail off the edge of the world.
Grayson
Red Bull gives you wiiiiiings!!! Unfortunately, they don't do much besides impress goth chicks. Sorry.
CavalierX
I can hardly wait to see Johnny Depp's next movie, "Pirates of the Catawba River"
bryguy
Fuck, I woke up too late, now my craption is never going to get more than 3 votes.
hamlet
Due to the failing economy even Captain Hook had to move to smaller accomodations.
optimusprimerib
Black Beards legendary ship is finally pulled from its watery depths. And boy, what an anti-climax.
Ed_Gein
Pulled from the Chappawiddick, Ted Kennedy's prints were found all over the boat.
Mr_K_Twig
Trevor used to call himself "The flying Dutchman", a nickname he tried to promote further while entering the Red Bull Stupid Jackass competition. However, he was really an idiot. Infact, he wasn't even Dutch.
scantron04
1 if by land, 2 if by sea, 3 if by a ridiculous vehicle which looks like it works neither on land nor sea.
Nachodragon
Although he was sure the earth was round, Columbus made sure he had a contingence plan in place.
Dhondy
Christopher Columbus and his crew had a rather nifty trick in store for when they reached the worlds end.
optimusprimerib
Purely under the guise of "scientific research," The Japanese launch a new fleet of robust but tasty whale ships.
phreesh
Little-known fact - Sacrificing boat/airplane hybrids to appease an inatimate blue cube has been a Lithuanian tradition for generations.
thatfatguy
The cracked team applies their talent to the real world. they also couldn't distinguish between not so subliminal advertising.
austin_bone
Larry suddenly realized, maybe one of them should be on the boat/plane to make it fly. Bob replied that it would never fly, they just needed to build something to get the government grant.
misterian
Knowing people ignore dull statistics, the Federal Reserve today staged a 'visual demonstration' of the American economy.
optimusprimerib
America had a multi-million dollar program to get into space. Uri Gagarin did it with this.
phreesh
Red Bull Gives You Wings!* *Under certain limited circumstances, Red Bull may also put you in traction.
optimusprimerib
Three killed as Japanese Galleon shaped Sub Missiles strike Pearl Harbour.
wavedout
The villagers climbed to what they thought was safety, unaware of the killer boats ability to sprout wings and leap from the water.
austin_bone
Proof that just because Red Bull gives you wings, doesn't mean you know how to use them.
GOOSE09
I didn't know Tonya harding was into boatplane racing now. Won't she ever learn cheaters never prosper?
Hydrashok158
Ted: "You sure these straps will hold us on tight?" Bob: "Absolutely, Now here you go."
GeeGee
With rising fuel costs affecting even terrorists, the attack against the Red Bull Tower was easily thwarted.
optimusprimerib
Facing increase competition, Richard Branson launches the new Virgin-Bicycle-Pirate-Fun-Time-Ship to the dismay of onlookers.
optimusprimerib
Slightly weird and very gay, Red Bull enters the arms race with its Tom Cruise Missile.
grggary
Ad everyone who whined about crapton photos, instead of being clever and MAKING them funny, were sent back to the depths of whence they came.
MisterCode
Spectators still prefer the Red Bull competition over Five-Hour-Energy event because they are in it for the crashes.
claypots
Cloaked in the disguise of a Red Bull "zaney" Marketing Prop, Coca Cola launches death from above in an all out Spaz Attack.
Hamper
The winged ship flew beautifully, landing in Denver 12 hours later. Her crew took 1st in Distance & Visual Appeal and was featured on the cover of July's issue of 'So Fucking What?'
claypots
The crowd was aghast as having got the wings he so desired, Johnson turned into a rather ungamely home-made craft that would soon kill him.
xj67y
at first glance their design for the worlds first airship looked good... upon testing the design; however, they discovered they forgot the most important component. Lift.
watsonownsyou
Some historical figures' collaborations, such as Columbus and Da Vinci, are hidden from history for a reason.
mister.crowley
Clearly Red Bull gives you wings, but does not always inspire body and mind.
Ed_Gein
A crooner sang sooner about the downed schooner, that is was never found is just a misnomer.
kaffro
Oh, so glad to see that today's picture is so much better than yesterdays...sheesh.
Ed_Gein
It was after his boating accident that Christopher Cross stopped singing "Sailing".
Mr_K_Twig
"Ha-ha! I have them all fooled" Jeremy thought as he drove off the cliff. "Everyone thought it was a ship, while it really is a bike with wings. Haha! Now who's the fool?!"
boogie
after extensive testing, red bull has come up with a new catch phrase: red bull, wear a life jaket.
thatfatguy
Earlier this week in soviet russia, red bull was released as the first socially accepted beverage to the general public. Pictured here. Uh, try not to notice the uh... boat thing.
Ed_Gein
The first deep sea vessle had wheels to travel along the ocean floor. They forgot to make it air tight however and the crew all drowned.
HeywoodJablowme
Jerry thought it would be funny to see how long it would take to dissolve after he pushed it into the east river.
Mr_K_Twig
Having seen all the other entries in the Red Bull Stupid Ass Moron competition just tumble over the edge into th water, as they always did, Dean thought one step further: At least he would then float away on his ship, pride intact...or not.
boogie
red bull gives you wings, too much red bull convinces you that, its a good idea to make a cardboard plane/boat and push it into the sea.
GOOSE09
"Mike?" "Yea boss?" "Did you set the brakes?" "Yea, what do you take me for some kind of moron?"
misterian
The crew had a hard day filming Terry Gilliam's video for "Fly Me To The Moon".
i_am__dumm
With tenacity and pure dumbassery, Billy finally achieved his lifelong dream of winning a Darwin Award.
cigjonser
Taunting the stupid looking boat-plane seemed like a fun idea until it jumped out of the water and killed all of them.
Desmond48
After chugging 20 Red Bulls, Petey the Pirate Ship decided to put that motto to the test. Turns out they are just for show.
grggary
Depicting what should happen to people who comment on photos, instead of making "even funnier captions", like it says at the top of this page.
arm66
Bush's plan for bailing out the airlines, like all his other plans, was short-sighted, simplistic and doomed to failure.
T...
Sadly, The Red Bull "Complete Asstard" competition would be soon cancelled as an insurance liability.
ajp1015
And with one aeronautical mistake, Team Red Bull manages to get three thousand people in the audience to think of the same joke simultaneously
mtleister
If Red Bull gives you those wings, I won't be buying any Red Bull anytime soon.
Awsomeguy
Guy: i got a great idea for titanic 2 Director: whats your idea? Guy:same thing as the last movie but the ship could fly Director: Brilliant!!!
Hamper
Jerry ran his Sky Pirates promotional idea past the Red Bull people, who promptly gave him feedback.
Gaviscon
Wheels for land, wings for air, sails for water... In theory this thing would be crazy not to work!
phreesh
"Start pushing!" "Wait. Shouldn't the guys in the boat have the helmets on?" "PUSH!"
SenorSpangiel
"Can't we just use a normal boat?" "RENEWABLE.ENERGY.RESOURCES; THE FALL LAUNCH WILL BE THE BEST INVENTION SINCE SLICED BREAD"
grafton
Meanwhile, in stately Cracked manor, the staff enjoy their free case of Red Bull energy drink.
badonia
"& I promise. If you elect me president i will end our dependence on foreign oil.""If you'll turn your attention to the stage you'll see our 1st wind powered commuter vehic....oh fuck it wrecked again?"
rgold
After weeks in the engineering lab, succumbing to his captors sick and twisted efforts to breed him with a boat, Flighty took his chance to gain his freedom....only to find strange new feelings drawing downward instead up upward...
rgold
After weeks of being trapped in the engineering lab, succumbing to his captors sick and twisted efforts to genetically merge him with a boat, Flighty finally sees a chance and makes his escape! What he didn't understand was the strange yearning to go
james77732000
Much to their dismay, the Wright Brothers found out the hard way that RedBull does NOT infact give you the abilty to fly
KDuke
For the next year Bill and his brother Dirk would argue if it was the lack of thrust or left that brought down their flying machine but secretly they both know it was Bush's fault.
rplaya28
Red Bull: doing weird shit to get their sales up since... when did energy drinks become popular? 2002, 2003?
BootsMcNinja
A Canadian Aircraft Carrier launching the latest Newfie fighter plane codenamed "Rectum? Killdem!"
jrmints
There are many ways to die while swimming; impaled by a flying boat is definitely the coolest though.
sowch
Bruce realized this was the end of the boss letting him use the company boat after discovering Red Bull doesn't really give you wings.
mellowd
Why the hell do the guys need helmets? In case the flying-bicycle-boat survived and came back for them?
Madrox83
Everyone knows the Pinta, the Nina, and the Santa Maria. But only a precious few know of the lost 4th ship, the Idea Malo.
DrTom
The winner of "I Survived a Japanese Game Show" leaves on his all expense paid trip to New York's East river.
Atlas2112
with the launch of the mayflower, the drunken irish catholics fought back with their own ship: "the Guiness"
Graphic
Much like his voyage to Asia, Columbus's idea for an all-terrain flying vehicle didn't go quite.
philnar
after deciding to conduct a test, they soon realised that 'the flying dutchman' was only the ships name afterall
szuran
French president's Monday's statement that France will have their own men on the Moon was a bit too rushed.
montanaguy
Graphic representation of this weeks craption fun factor in relation to craptionability
jonnyaggie
Demonstrating Red Bull's ability to fuel both determination and Jager Bombs, Herbert refused to believe that the sail-plane wouldn't fly.
eldirector
-We wait until dark, and then Lancelot, Galahad, and I jump out of the glider and take the French completely by surprise. -Who jumps out of the glider? -Lancelot, Galahad, and... Oh.
presidentscroob
Yet again, the Cracked Gestapo delete another "inappropriate" first place craption...where have you gone David Wong?
ShawnStu
It's back to the drawing board for engineers on the Hughes flying boat project.
Laurara
The boat immediately regretted listening to Wile E Coyote's advice on how to best escape its blue-headed capturers
jamasian_man
This is what Red Bull meant when they say does not really give you wings only supplies mental alertness.
Balibus
Tim the craption editor decided to finish work early, hit the bong and submit a painfully non-craptionable photo.
chitoryu12
Columbus made sure to test out his new boat just to prove to all the naysayers that he wouldn't die from sailing over the edge of the world.
Seamonster
This contest clearly demonstrates that we must improve on the design, so that when we come to the end of the world, we wont be in a poorly made cardboard boat plane.
jonnyaggie
Demonstrating Red Bull's ability to fuel determination and Jager Bombs, Herbert refused to believe that the sailplane would never fly.
NefariousBIG
Budget Booty Plundering Tours Ltd. has it's flaws. Mainly, being affected by gravity.
bobafunk
The original slogan,"Red Bull gives you sales", just did'nt have the same ring too it.
aja
Despite mounting evidence, Red Bull still denies its beverages are either hallucinogenic or addictive.
yesno
Where do these things fucking happen? I Live in Cali-fucking-fornia and I've never seen anything like what goes on in these craptions in my life.
goregan
This is what happens when you sue Red Bull because it doesn't actually 'give you wings'
argonnot
In hindsight a sail powered plane wasn't the best plan for low-cost air travel.
Treb
The Debut of their new ad campaign: "Red Bull. Drink it, or Die!", only succeded in filling the harbor with corpse's.
Kordo
After the crash, the crew agreed the maiden flight would have gone much better had they actually been onboard.
Slightly_sane
So it's a ship with wings??? Bet you it can't go underwater too....*splash*
USSChuckNorris
The way the Titanic actually sank is a lot less grand than it is shown in the movie.
Smo
This just in: energy beverage company Red Bull buys ACME. ACME's stocks were falling due to defective products however, Red Bull's spokesman says he sees a bright future for the now-merged companies.
Unrulybrute
"You got your schooner plans in my aircraft plans!" "You got YOUR aircraft plans in MY schooner plans!" "Let's BUILD it!"
tshp
The bastard child of a might sailing vessel and an airplane, little Huey never did belong
CaptainDildo
Hearing Red Bull gives you wings, Captain Ahab poured it on his deck to pursue Moby Dick. Unfortunately, he used too much, and he careened off the edge of the earth as the few who jumped off his ship looked on in terror.
mtrix534
"Nelson, this thing has never actually flown before." "George, you just have to believe...aw, fuck it. We're Screwed."
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