5 Reasons You're Going to Hate 'Hancock'
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Regardless of anyones thoughts on Will...he is the most bankable actor. He holds the record for consecutive movies grossing over 100 million and was said to be the only "Sure thing" in hollywood when put in a movie.
Gladstone absolutely sucks. He isn't funny at all and he annoys me. Now you can make fun of me for still watching this video and taking the time to comment. Thanks.
Well done HBN
God, is he funny!! And i wanted to see Hancock, but seeing this, LOL!!
HATE BY NUMBERS FREAKIN' RULES!!!
will looks like a geek in here. guess he never really stopped being the fresh prince.
I don't see why so many people flame you, I really like HBN. It's more mellow, subtle, mature humour than Lex (no offense, Lex)and it's refreshing on Cracked.
Will kind of looks like a lesbian in this interview. He's still the coolest guy to ever live though. I wonder if Will Smith watches Digitalfuntown.com. I bet he does.
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...I really wish I'd taken this to heart before going to the theaters. Lesson learned.
I saw the film last night. It was a lot better than I thought it would be, but of course, it does steal his powers premise from Superman, Spiderman and Iron Man a bit. Powers: Superman. Problems: Spider Man, and alcoholism: Iron Man. Sorry, Will, not a new superhero. Although, I was entertained, it wasn't the most original idea.
I like Hate By Numbers, but I love Will Smith. No one can say anything bad about him.
Still I admire you for not going for an easy target.
He was full of s**t when he said there hasn't been a new superhero for fourty years.
Hellboy is a terrific example...Spawn is a terrible example.
But yeah, there have been characters created during the bronze and modern age.
Gladstone, once again you fail.
Be. More. Funny.
HBN is the stupidest crap I've ever had the mispleasure of watching. If you pull your head out of your ass and bother to make a real point in one of these, maybe it wouldn't suck so hard. Thanks for the waste of time.
this guy is a p***k.
How dare he make light of something serious like drunk driving!! The irreverence! If only Hancock could learn the morals as taught by Cracked articles. Learn that drunk flying is bad, learn to complain about niggling matters in list form, learn to find away to include karate kid in at least one list per week, then we'd have a movie that all could appreciate. Sadly, no movie ever has had a main character do callous things such as drinking at the danger of those around him, only to reform later and realize the error in his ways. If only Hancock could break the mold of the "character stays exactly the same throughout the entire movie thus boring the piss out of everyone" cliche
Will Smith is the next Mr. Rogers!
i love will smith but now you made me hate black people.
My favorite part is where Hancock gets the brokerage job so he and his son can move out of the public restroom. And when he stops drinking, he can solve the Rubik's Cube in, like, 15 seconds. A real tear jerker.
Gladstone your the guy in the video.
Why the hell are you responding to the comments left by twelve year old virgins. It takes them seconds to post and most probably do it just to get your reaction. Your the guy in the video, leave the comment section to losers like me.
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Not a Smith fan but certainly not a Gladstone fan. The 5 reasons are ill thought out and do not make sense. Don't want to waste too much time on this but take for example the comment that Smith should be criticised for saying it's a film for 'normal' people when his lifestyle and status doesn't match this. Well, he never said he was 'normal' he just said the people watching it are. Furthermore, just because he's a film star doesn't make him less human than the rest of us. I fear Gladstone is making some pretty big and unfounded assumptions. Personally I didn't like the film but I like Gladstone even less.