Craptions

Jun 30th, 2008

hoodafa-kizit

"The Easy Guide to Windows Vista" volumes 1-124

CavalierX

Hey, one book is out of place. Is that due to random mutation or intelligent design?

DesertEagle

I've done it! I've created the perfect DNA model that unlocks all the secrets we've been waiting for! Now I just need to call the university and the media. Hey, does anyone know where the. . . oh fuck.

Ed_Gein

Larry wasn't happy that he was told to stack the books. He smiled because they didn't say HOW to stack them.

Hamper

If they built that while I was on hold, maybe my call really wasn't all that important to them.

J-Storm

The DNA styled phone book quickly fell out of popularity and use due to the fact that it only covered letters A, T, C, and G.

mellowd

Stephen Hawking's DNA.

Kameron811

Somebody's fired.

mtleister

Finally, an actual use for phone books.

Boonehams

"You're right, Ray. No human would stack books like this."

Mr_K_Twig

"Well detective, it seems like the burglars got in through the roof...and then somehow found a way to leave the same way."

Ed_Gein

Bookstore Jenga. Bookstore Jenga? Bookstore Jenga!!

CavalierX

Stairway to Geekdom

tjoister

Wow! All along the cure for cancer was hidden in the Topeka phone book...

samcat

What the breakfast club really did on Saturday.

ajp1015

Books of Scientology UNITE!!!

Mr_K_Twig

The only way of making poetry interesting?

grantsean

All work and no play make Jack a dull boy...all work and no play make Jack a dull boy..all work and no play make Jack a dull boy...all work

GeeGee

Financing "art" like this is why I pay ten cents a fucking minute.

nuro

this is one of those team building exercises that ends with me bringing a fire arm to the workplace

grantsean

OMG! AT+T DNA!

BadMalanga

This is what happens when librarians get bored.

mtleister

This caption intentionally left blank, because no caption for this photo makes sense.

GeeGee

Although intricate and lovely, no one would suspect the sculptor only worked during nights and weekends on the project.

Roland1232

HD-DVD support centers have to pass the time somehow.

maple_man

If James D. Watson ended up being a librarian instead of a molecular biologist...

mtleister

Giggity. The original.

Bell110

"Yeah, and fuck your TPS reports, too!"

The_Piecone

Can anyone spell "office virgin"?

jelloburn

After months of planning, nobody took into account Betty's habit of kicking her cubicle wall over...

crispy

Stairway to Boredom

Stretch

They're right. The new D&D will be way easier to understand.

Stretch

"Bob, as your manager, I feel you're not utilizing your time well."

dante

Scientists pondered over the sculpture as a suggestion of the human genome project and the simple delineation of populations in contrast to the location on this matrix...but it turned out that Eugene was just really bored.

Mr_K_Twig

The new phone books - including, yellow pages, blue pages and the DNA codes for each and every resident.

Ed_Gein

Evolution rears it's head once more as the Dewey Decimal System evoles in the DNA System.

mifarris555

Pictured: The DNA strand from a 411 information operator.

cybrweasel

I guess they ran out of Legos.

BootsMcNinja

No officer, we're all just call center agents here. There was no sign that he was about to go gun crazy... except maybe one. He didn't stack his Tower of Doom in alphabetical order.

Malhal

Unsupervised office workers just can't help themselves.

prime_pm

At first, I thought my doctor diagnosed me with ATT...

mellowd

Book Worms.

kaffro

Oh those crazy art class kids!

swiss

Most of you don't seem to care, but after one library day a BookNA Polymerase will replicate this into two spires, after two days four spires, and after two month we'll be covered in phone books.

poepourri

The only way nerds can reproduce...

iantendo

This new Ikea bookcase leaves a lot to be desired

iantendo

The biology club spent 8 hours buliding this, unfortunately it took 15 seconds for some jock to come and kick the table over

superpoop

WOW, books in a fucking spiral. Let me guess. . . DNA, boredom, jenga, pick one and make a joke. . .

lizzurdking

"You know, I think it was a great decision to make that autistic guy a janitor. Everything is always clean and and put away....oh shit........"

CavalierX

I bet they stack the books on auto repair in the shape of a car.

grantsean

The genetic code for Ma Bell.

cybrweasel

What you dont see, is that these books are all written on how to make sculptures.

BootsMcNinja

Telemarketers in Pakistan continue to make less sense.

TechnoCupcake

If your looking to speak to God, this is the phone book you use.

Dhondy

When the time to breed comes, the book cobra will seek a dull, air conditioned , flourecent lit space. There unbeknown to the mindless automotrons that surround them they twist into a loving embrace to coupulate.

mellowd

Harry Potter gets into mischief in the Hogwart's library.

dazam

This is what happens when you slip acid into a librarian’s cup of tea. try it, Its fun

Messy

Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947? Noobs!

mellowd

Origami made difficult.

panflex

THIS is what the craption guy was doing while on vacation.

nailbender1979

Tornadoes really mess up a trailer park, but its pretty cool when one rolls through a library.

fbgenius

When libraries become sentient.

Halloween

Well that's one way to keep the religious fanatics out of the libraries.

er_maiki

Difficult craption today, isn't it? Well, let's see... so: Books... books books books, spiral... spiral, DNA... DNA DNA DNA... nothing remarkable in the background, no gay-looking dudes... Fuck it, I give up, too difficult for me.

Bell110

Today, scientist discovered the genetic code for being "mindlessly bored as shit".

Ronbot5000

And to think, is all possible because of mosquitoes fossilized in amber.

CorScorpii

Time-lapse photography has now proven that, yes, books also go to heaven.

davelolz

Dude, if you wanted to be a geneticist, why'd you major in telecommunications??

ScoopLV

The Kansas Board of Education tried to ban this.

Unrulybrute

Yeah, right. Let YOUR fingers do the walking!

jamasian_man

You're actually looking at Stephen Hawking's DNA Strand.

yettiman

In soviet russia, book stacks you.

BearMan

Dammit! My rent check was in that phone book!

megaweege66

Dave the librarian was a huge Dick.

Cooper88

It was either building this or watching "The Happening" and I'm not just going to waste a whole afternoon on something pointless and stupid.

Atlas2112

After being forcibly ejected from the library, M. C. Escher reportedly shouted, “F*** You! Melvil Dewey and your damn decimals!”

i_am__dumm

Somebody actually wasted time out of their lives to make this thing.

eu_sunt_acela

the DNA of a nerd.

CreepyOldMan

Once the tornado sucked up all the phonebooks, directory assistance was shut down until next year, when the new editions came out

cybrweasel

Wow, someone has way too much time on their hands.

eu_sunt_acela

After Borat's kidnapping attempt, Pamela Anderson left the building in a hurry. Her geeky fans didn't...

Hamper

AT&T phone book awareness campaign, DNA, Salvador Dali's last office job, Billy Barty's spiral staircase... I got nothin'...

Malhal

When your hobby starts to go through the ceiling, you know you really need to go outside once in a while.

mellowd

It is made of four hundred 'Stairbuilding for Dummies' books.

hoodafa-kizit

Someone has WAY too much time on their hands!

hoodafa-kizit

A Stair-master for book-worms

hoodafa-kizit

Subtle hint: NEVER piss off the filing clerk!

satur92002

When Dave was later told that he was disqualified from the contest for using several phone books, he pushed his structure down. The roof caved in and killed three of the judges... He got his revenge.

moog

Godfrey the autistic goat had a brilliant mind but was held back in the workplace due to his inability to use a keyboard.

Grauwall

Ms. Frizzle's next stop of the Magic School Bus was inside the cell of a nerd.

turd_furgeson

Looking for any way to curb his rampant masturbation, Larry resorted to the pastime of symetrical book stacking.

mellowd

You just know that somewhere at the top of the book stairs, Tom Cruise is giggling to himself, pleased with his afternoon's hard work.

scantron04

"Hey, Dave. I thought it was supposed to be a naked lady?"

ArT

fake, no one has that amount of books

SenorSpangiel

DNA Chains for Dummies

Jowseppy

what the hell is this?! I specifically requested they be stacked cronologically NOT alaphabetically. Jesus.

iantendo

"Hey guys did anybody see my credit card I left it on that tabl... aww crap"

bryguy

Jenga!

iantendo

Someone finally found something useful to do with all those fucking John Grisham novels.

monk_mst

The missing link between humans and chimpanzees!

crispy

This is the best way to tell them you quit at the library

Mr.Hale

This must be the flawed DNA of the person who's in charge of gathering craption photos. They need gene therapy.

iantendo

next on ESPN: X-TREME SLINKY SPRINGING!

rgold

Seeing that their standard book stacking ways were no longer having an effect on the patrons of the library, the Ghosts decided it was high time to scare the shit out of creationists.

szuran

Finally scientists have found the Missing Link: it's the Yellow Page 1994 edition!

Bell110

"That's the last time I hire an autistic guy with an interest in biological chemistry to work the mail room."

Emzyne

'Go gadget legs' just aren't how they used to be.

pEnEtRaTiOn

Once upon a time Jimmy the Geek went to the market to sell his Desktop Computer. After hours of desperate efforts, he exchanged it with a bunch of odd seeds. After planting 'em, an odd staircase suddenly showed up. As curious as Jimmy the Geek was, f

Bell110

"Ok, who took my phonebook agai... STEVE!!!"

pEnEtRaTiOn

forgeting his mothers sayin ''don't buy what they sell u and DON'T CLIMB UP ODD STAIRCASES'', he climbed up the odd staircase enlightening his soul for the rest of the eternity or whatever.

Bell110

"No, no, no, the 'Auto Mechanics for Dummies' goes BEFORE the Martha Stewart Cookbook. Have I taught you NOTHING?"

superpoop

Is there another site that does craptions? This one is starting to suck.

EDM606

Budget cuts have caused our department to seek alternatives for human genome mapping...

pcyopick

And to visually display that 90% OF DNA holds useless information, the genetics teacher made this double helix out of Microsoft manuals.

hawkmansg

The Geek Genome.

kshipley

For Double Helix dial 411, I you would like to talk to an operator dial 0

xj67y

stephen hawking's DNA

ps801rk

"Crick and Watson explained that their vacation jobs in the faculty library had provided early inspiration for their pioneering work on the origin of life itself."

Rebear

Sick of the Internet offering more immediate telephone search results, AT&T countered by bribing interns to infiltrate the cubicles of the competition and advertise phone books, via obnoxious installation art.

RemingtonFiesta

They said the internet would replace the printed word... they were wrong!

keithcsegovia

child from year 2056: what the hell are those?

mike-o-rama

Your mama has more chins than a Chinese phone book sculpture.

gregger

'Mr_K_Twig' needs to relax on the craption making.

Hunter509

After hours of pondering, Tintin finally thought of a way of escaping the Library of Doom.

lbates88

Your right, no human being would stack phone books like this!

JJJJS

Funny, that's the same thing I did with all the phone books left on MY driveway.

Mr.Hale

This has been a sad month for craptions.

OlDirtyBen

The douchebag gene, immortalized.

zbeebs

OCD? What makes you think I'm OCD! Who told you I'm OCD!?!

Hypnos

Not Pictured, Something useful

Tenacious_B

Those stairs don't look very stable.

kingsteve14

I can't believe someone hasn't knocked that over yet.

rkhessel

Mexican genetic research is still developing.

griztron

You idiots!! It's AGACCTGTG, not AGACGTGTG! Do it again!

eph292

When the two companies merged, roughly half of their respective customers were left out of the yellow pages.

montanaguy

India's one and only "how to speak like an american" library

ffryde

M.C.Escher's office was a little bit trippy

youarejahish

God's DNA shown to scale.

mariam67

Ironically, they're all books about creationism.

arturo_b

-...and it just took me four hours. -EARTHQUAKE SIMULATION!!!

LesPaul5391

No, no, no! I said a singe helix! This just looks ridiculous.

unamerican

My Daddys job is so boring, he spends most of the day making fun models out of books, and making my new brother with Mommy.

Ed_Gein

Gnome Mages really know how to play practical jokes.

eu_sunt_acela

giggity...

austin_bone

Did the office manager who purchased this 'art' really think it was worth it?

iantendo

"I'm looking for "DNA" by J.R Hartley..."

vik

Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947

steve_insane

its the winding "stairway to heaven" for all the bookworms to frollick up.

james77732000

"THE NEW PHONE BOOKS ARE HERE....THE NEW PHONE BOOKS ARE HERE!!"...The Jerk

dante

Scientists pondered over the relevance of the order and location of each phone book used as a suggestion of the human genome project and the simple delineation of populations in contrast to the location on this matrix...but it turned out really that

Emzyne

Go gadget legs just aren't what they used to be.

micheal80

The PTSD really took a toll on Judd Nelson's career after the fall in Breakfast Club... and his life's work in the nuthouse library. I mean, it's good, but dude, you were a bad ass in New Jack City.

unusualname

the gene that makes you talk for hours on end over the phone can be seen enlarged over two million times can be seen over oun out left.

P2M

it wasnt a good idea to build this on Bring-your-dog to-work day.

Hunter509

It seems small book-carrying ferrets discovered the structure of DNA too.

Chones

This is DNA ... the D standing for Dork.

chitoryu12

This is the one genetic code that cannot be broken.

Chunetown

The real reason why libraries still exist

misterian

At Caltech, the poltergeist's don't mess around.

layedback

Answered here is what books are used for in public school

owlsayssouth

this is why scientists never get buesness done.

Ariel

When the aliens asked for an explanation of human science, this is what they got

Tsubi_Boy

Err..I said do you have any books with a little T&A, not.. You know what, never mind.

phayce47

Einstein's fucking DNA.

jivesukka

Finally! A logical way to use up those old phone books!

DrTom

Ben Stiller's sequel, "A Night at the Phone Company", just wasn't that damn funny.

C.C

The inspiration for Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven."

swarbs

Forget cornfields with these human idiots, let's really take the piss!

argonnot

The DNA of the only Batman villian lamer then Calander Man.

Mr_K_Twig

All of those editions of "How To Stack Editions of Books in a Double Helix Spiral For Dummies" really proved themselves.

ManualAutomaton

strangely enough DNA actually means "Dorks need attention" as evidenced by this geeky modern art.

Oaketree

you think THIS is something..

Razok

"That is the LAST TIME I let you watch Heroes, Doris."

brgarre

so that's where the super glue went

faceshapes

"Public library, how can I help you?" "Yes, I need the local phone number for ACGGCTATACGTGCTAGCTGAGCTGCTGATGCTGTCGAAAGTCAGGCGATGCTGCGGGATTATCGGCGCTATTTATCGGCGGGATTAGCGTCATGCTTGA....

Kilvas

Billy's science project impressed his friends, but annoyed his teachers.

Truthiness

Sweet! My DNA model is complete, but where did I put that university phone number? Oh shit...

Gaijin1862

Your right Ray.....no normal human being would stack books this way.

shammy

The Giant Paper Slinky was a marketing disaster.

Awesomebody

I always knew: there still is (r)evolutionary literature in our times.

Treb

June 30th, 2008. The day all the Human Resources manuals became Self Aware.

Kspaz

Since the creation of the "no call list" telemarketers have needed something to do with all those phonebooks

Kspaz

Since the creation of the "no call list" telemarketers had to do something with the phonebooks lying around

opethian

"I already told you, dammit, this doesn't prove we have a poltergeist!"

cwbarnet

they final cracked bookmans dna....

cwbarnet

while the liberian was distracted,the books danced freely

goonfeld

now that was a crazy office party

Eoin

Is that what them things are for?

CapnWhoopass

Finally the D&D genome has been mapped

LexAttack

With this and the collage he made from ALL the pages in the encyclopedias, Little Picaso was no longer allowed in the library alone without an escort.

garfield1

as you can clearly see the book worms eat office workers

Ken Buddha

As a work of art, it's bullshit. Still, it's probably the most sensible use of Stephen King's authorship yet.

gypsylor

Scientist have finally isolated the mutated gene responsible for today's increased cell phone addiction. "Phonercation" as it is referred to in scientific circles, causes people to talk incessantly on their cell phones. It is believed that it is als

LilMoof

Jenga for Dummies

MissingLink

Michael J. Fox: "Oh... you guys!"

bunnalsom

To: Helicase From: Phone book DNA "Unzip this, asshole."

bootus

The only problem was that after John had spent hours on this, he couldn't call anyone to tell them what he had done.

ming

so that's why i'm so dense....

BenignRobot

Rain Man's wet dream.

classybroad

After doing crack all afternoon larry decided to go to the library and got locked in for the night. You should check out the encyclopedias.

mike100

pfff. . . looks like the genetic make up for a geek yea there's no chance this is gonna get a vote this late

Shrimp

Ah, a librarian's DNA.

rezdis

wow the first photo where no one one can come up with a dirty caption for.

HomerJ

I take a shit in the park and get a $150 ticket, but some asshole makes a pile of used phonebooks and it's art? Life just isn't fair . . .

bernadine1987

OH CRAP! Wait, let me rephrase that. NO CRAP! "The Guide to Properly Inserting An Enema For Dummies" is at the bottom of the pile!

roguehobbit

Dr. Watson was quite proud of his findings and made sure people could find his books no matter where they were in the building.

drcolonelwalrus

no human being would stack books this way

SmooveO

Much more fun than Jenga!

beatcamel

We finally cracked the genome for boring.

al_frank2000

The building blocks of outmoded information.

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Caffeinedd

And so the Pagemaster was born.

dachusa

So that's how our DNA contains so much information. Is that sex for dummies?

dotalvaro

After much search scientist have mapped out the library genome.

SarahWit

Dewey Decimal got very Dizzy.

Balibus

GODdamnit, Hank! That little fucking asian kid came in and did it again!

dylanjpratt

This is what happens when the phone company gives you too many books. You start making DNA structures of monkeys.

IratePirate

Conspiracy Theorists were crushed when it was finally revealed that the support columns holding up WTC 1 & 2 weren't as resistant to burning jet fuel as previously thought.

citizenB

The battle for supremecy in Miami continues: Rodriguez vs Gonzalez

FadingMind

Dammit, Crick, that's enough! You're fired! You too, Watson.

lemon

I TOLD you not to leave the monkeys alone in the library!

texmex

see honey i told you keeping all thies phone books was worth it... now we can be on the news with a bunch of other people who have nothing good to do with their time

Rowandswim

Yeah, but does it give numbers?

Tranorix

Fucking nanobots

Wazula

Santa Missed.

kman1111

Seeing how "Clone Wars" fared at the box office, Lucas plans to take the next Star Wars spinoff in an entirely new direction.

Dyldog

Street performances have really lost quality.

Shane?

WARNING: OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE MORE DAMNED THAN THEY APPEAR!

famajah

This is why stem cell research was considered "bad".