Grauwall
It took several years before Hasbro's gene-splicing efforts successfully created a Mr. Potato Head.
Boonehams
"Excuse me, I'm trying to find some Pickled Alien Roots...?" "Oh, you'll find that in aisle 9: The Nightmare-Inducing Fucked-Up Aisle."
grantsean
I have no idea what these are but I will bet $100 the chinese think they increase your libido.
pizzamogul
"Professor, I can't eat all of that!?!" "Well then, Good News... it's a suppository!"
GeeGee
Ted Kennedy's brain tumors were far more extensive than the media was lead to believe.
_BusterSword_
James looked at Ethan quite stunned "So THIS is what happens when you mix L.Ron Hubbard's semen with Stalin's pee."
Psychosquirrel
Here we have the remains of the Cracked writers who challenged Robin to a fight.
hoodafa-kizit
The love of money isn't the root of all evil; THIS is the root of all evil!
Ed_Gein
Dear Ed, I never told you that when I got pregnant. Inside you'll find a recent photo of your offspring. -Barbie-
er_maiki
Me: "What's this Special Fish Soup, here in the menu?" Chinese waiter: "Well... It's some kind of tentacular monster soaked in urine."
JonF
They had told Dr. Wang that tentacle-rape monsters are just figments of artists' imaginations. He would show them "figments" when he released his newest brainchilds on the "Miss Tokyo" Pageant....
CavalierX
If I live through this, Lord, I've learned my lesson: No more ordering from an all-night Chinese place.
Mr_K_Twig
The polyps that were surgically removed from Karl Malden's nose can now be seen at the National Museum of Dude, What the Fuck is That.
Hunter509
You have phobias of trees, aliens AND botched cloning experiments??? Whatever you do, DON'T TURN AROUND!
Mr_K_Twig
When the Museum of Biology made its own stage adaptation of "Roots" its left quite a bit for the thespian mind to wish for.
Ed_Gein
We'll never know everything they're putting in the food anymore, but more and more kids are becoming vegetables.
misterian
A new exhibition opened today devoted to stuff the clinic has scraped off Paris Hilton.
presidentscroob
In an unreleased alternate ending, "The Last March of the Ents" met a more troubling and sinister conclusion.
mr.mccool
When mummy alien, and daddy alien love each other very much, they call the alien hawk and have a little baby facehugger delivered
Least
What do you want to bet someone showed this to M. Night Shyamalan about a year ago?
Jakovich
"People aren't born anymore, they are grown..." "Morpheus, yu'r one crazy playa, foo'"
GeeGee
Ted Kennedy's brain tumors were more extensive than the media was lead to believe.
mellowd
Welcome to another special evening where we'll have a Ginsing-and-dance routine. (Ooo, I'm bad.)
Chloraloner
Grandma went through dentures pretty quickly after taking the job at that nuclear plant.
Mr_K_Twig
Before finally succeeding with the developing of the Blue Man Group, scientist made a less successful, in fact a dreadfully botched, attempt at making a Yellow Man Group.
newnailbed
A lot of women found it useful to artificially preserve their hair extensions.
mellowd
The low budget Chinese rip-off of the Matrix: the 'humans used as batteries' scene.
balboa
tesla knew the device would make something horrible, but even he was disturbed by the results
codespyder
After 16 years of neglect, Bill finally decided it was time to clean out the fridge. First to go: the slightly more sentient Minute Maid boxes.
Boonehams
"Um... I'm not familiar with your technique for storing potatoes, but I think you should try something else."
mellowd
Archeologists make the gruesome discovery of what Emperor Shih Huang-Ti did with his eunuch's left overs.
turd_furgeson
Dave wondered how clean that girl had been when these started growing "down there"
Hamper
Jerry's homebrew was okay, but he had some weird ideas about what ginger beer was.
Boonehams
Trimaxion's lost alien specimen from Flight of the Navigator. Well... if you saw the movie, you'd get it.
Hamper
After Floyd The Barber died, those containers of blue stuff he used to clean combs with suffered from decades of neglect.
Vondre
The epidemic of Mutant Baby Syndrome was quickly traced to Gerber's new Alien Harvest brand of mashed carrots.
soeucoisa
Not displayed: the Cthulhus moms and dads drooling over their soon-to-bring-oh-so-pretty-despair babies
spoo
I got nuthin'. Wait, maybe they're on trial and they have to tell the root, the whole root and nothing but the root? That's weak. I guess Outdoortype trumped us all. Dang.
CapnWhoopass
Luckily for earth in reality the Triffids preferred jars of urine to killing blind people
ScoopLV
The Cthulhu Plant -- the perfect gift for the man who has absolutely everything.
Bite
Lab tests show that 100% of all test subjects would not work as lawn ornaments. Donald Trump sponsored lab tests to grow the ultimate organic hairpiece failed.
scantron04
"I find the best way to keep the urine samples fresh for future drug testing is to add a little ginger."
madamadam
I'm seriously worried about the intelligence/sanity of the craptioneers who think that those things look anything like hair...
burnsoid
Your final challenge on today's Fear Factor is to figure out what the hell that is, eat it, and then eat it again after most likely regurgitating it.
Lous1210
Milton Bradley, realizing that noone likes monopoly, decided to start a new game. It didn't turn out so well.
Cooper88
Not from roommate: I don't mind that you grow pot, but hide it better, your hydroponics are just creeping everyone out...
Cooper88
Note from Roommate: "I don't mind that you grow pot in here, but PLEASE hide it better. Your hydroponics are just creeping everyone out.
LordFluffy
In his fourth year, they Ron dared Harry to eat the parasitic Chinese species of gillyweed...
Chones
Gene splicing from Elton John and his wig would soon produce the ugliest, hairiest creature on Earth ... and he shall be called Pookie.
VOD
'Dan, my son keeps asking where babies come from, and i don't know what to tell him.' 'Here, show him this photo and leave it to his imagination.'
Jimbomonkey1234
The first ever "hair missles" were finally complete. Once fired out of a tank, these overgrow Middle Eastern military strongholds, distracting them just long enough...
rkhessel
Tom Cruise (in the middle) and several other scientologists after the final rite of passage.
rkhessel
Disturbing urine samples from McDonald's customers led to the recall of the new milkshake.
Yishai
What is that? Oh wait I know what it is. I left my feezer open again thats why I feel that cold draft. Now about those roots.
griztron
I never dreamed that my tentacled potato and urine vat fetishes would ever be so gloriously combined... Thank you craptions!!
bling
The Pickled Ginger Root Zombies are rumored to be the antagonists in the next M. Night Shyamalan movie.
LordFluffy
Later, in the greenhouse, Ron dared Harry to eat one of the strange plants...
Indigo_Dingo
The one stop shop for women who want a snappy response when a man wants a root.
Treb
Birdseye Labratory show us a behind the scenes look at where Baby carrots come from.
BrieferEarth
After hearing about the recent live-action Drangonball movie, makers of tentacle-rape hetai wanted in.
BearMan
So anyways I says to him, I says, "That's not ginseng! Those are the rejects from my wife's IVF!"
swarbs
Part of Obama's latest speech was to scientifically prove how past presidents brains have been one track minded.
Caffeinedd
What really happens when we try futurama's idea of jarred heads. That's Nixon on the left.
IratePirate
Cthulu, disguised as Donald Trump's toupe, secretly cloned his Alien Facehugger army in the kitchen of an abandoned Chinese food restaraunt in preparation for the long awaited Reign of Pee. Posting your craption a month late has its perks.
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