i_am__dumm
If Frank really wanted people to stop asking if he had a shoe fetish, this was the wrong way to go.
Hamper
The shoe cycle is in a No Parking zone. It's going to get "Toed." Thaaaaaaank you. Thaaaaaaank you. I'll be here all week.
CavalierX
No matter how comfortable it was, Ken always felt just a little wierd driving his girlfriend's car.
mellowd
Try as she might, Sara could never quite recreate the new shoe smell when she first bought this car.
GeeGee
After years of crappy housing and raising dozens of screaming brats, Mother Hubbard retired to Florida with some style.
CavalierX
OK, I understand it's a car shaped like a shoe. But why do I have to wrap myself in nylon every time I drive it?
presidentscroob
The Craption Deletion Police watch diligently, waiting for the next craption that criticizes their picture choice...
J-Storm
"911 emergency" "Yeah, I think my car's been stolen" "What's model is it?" "Ummm....you know what, I'll just go find it myself."
outdoortype
After losing the "World's Lamest Superhero Car" Contest to Phone Man, The Great Transexo abandoned his vehicle in disgust and headed home.
Hamper
It was then that West Coast Chopper's fans attitude towards Sandra Bullock started sounding like Beatle fans attitude about Yoko.
er_maiki
this shoe is made for driving and that's just what it'll do, one of these days this shoe is goin' to run all over you
mellowd
When Larry tried to describe the vehicle that had just run him over, the cop looked at him and just continued eating his donut.
sgoule01
Miss Shaypen saw her dream car. Drag Racing would finally know what a fabulous queen could really do with a good set of heels.
kidtatious
No No. You have to PUMP the brakes to make it stop. My god I am sorry for that horrible pun.
outdoortype
Pictured: 20th Century Fox's attempt to market The Devil Wears Prada to Hell's Angels.
NinjaPirateDude
The Heeley they made for the Fifty Foot Woman featured quite a "huge" revision....
Hamper
"It's a nice ride but I have to sell it. I've got three huge corns on my ass from driving it. Plus every other month the whole inside starts to reek and has to be replaced."
mellowd
It wasn't so much the price of gas that bothered Linsey - it was the shoe polish costs which were breaking her budget.
steven
Sure you see a show car. But in the background you see a fat kid in a yellow shirt being stolen by a pedophile. NOW thats something to craption on.
mellowd
The dead giveaway that it was a female driver was that it was a motorised tricycle.
griztron
"How can I come out of the closet, but in a way that says I'm still masculine?" thought Gary.
stevethomson26
Speed Racer was mortified when the paparazzi discovered a photo from his earlier experimental phase.
stevethomson26
Speed Racer was horrified when the paparazzi found this photo from his earlier experimental days.
ShawnStu
J. Edgar Hoover's new "Quick Utilization Emergency Escape Nacelle" raised a few eyebrows at the FBI.
clivies
The result of telling Xzibit you love shoes, side-cars, and having sex for money.
mellowd
With the prices of gas nowadays, it was literally killing Debbie to get around in her heels.
Hamper
Nobody within the Hells Angels knew what the deal was, but everyone agreed that something had gone terribly, terribly wrong with Sonny Barger.
badonia
You boys can keep your corvettes & porsches, my car attracts waaaaaay more ladies.
BadMalanga
It was great on mileage, but for some reason, it just always smelled of bad cheese.
BootsMcNinja
Mat's plan, that women liked motorcycles and women liked shoes, seemed a no loose combination, until he realized the white spots that kept re-appearing wasn't bird poop.
Nachodragon
After the BMW's R&D department spent a brief, but pleasant, stay in Amsterdam they returned to put the finishing touches on the motorcycle that would appeal to the female demographic.
Dr.Spork
Some quick improvisation lets the A-Team hijack the 50-foot woman's shoes, rendering her powerless.
burnsoid
I am a sexy big beauty and I like PlusMeet.com____ because am praised as the BBW=big beautiful woman queen there.
kidtatious
Oddly enough there is only 1 seat. Which is exactly how many people want to drive it.
FrumundaBlues
This doggie wet dream joke would have been a tad funnier if there was a hydrant in the photo somewhere.
scoob
For sale - shiny red sportscar. Previously owned by Tyler Perry. Why walk when you can run?
DrTom
After hundreds of years, Grandpa Munster finally came out of the coffin...er, closet.
Fritzer523
After selling her kids the little old lady that lives in a shoe first upgraded her ride.
CapnWhoopass
Ever the show off, when bob came out of the closet, he CAME out of the closet
OlDirtyBen
IF INSPECTOR GADGET WHERE 100 FEET TALL AND AS GAY AS A HAIRDRESSER IN MIDTOWN.
savo
HE slept with her sister. SHE got the prized Triumph in the divorce, but it didn't hurt enough to sell it...so she did THIS to it. NOW he regrets his indescretion...but not as much as the bike does.
spleendingo
"Bike Week" in Sturgis has an awkward moment. However, all that leather is finally explained.
P2M
"Hello this is the safety driving training video #27. Lets start by putting our body size socks on, then........
P2M
"hello, welcome to the safe driving training video #17. Lets start by putting our full body socks on, then......."
pyroloco
The new pope-mobile reflected Benedict XVI's view of 21st century's central problem, the denial of morality and common sense.
Dr.Spork
With some quick improvisation the A-Team steals the Giant Woman's shoes, rendering her powerless.
supersai20
Unfortunately the local MCdonalds couldn't kick her out when she drove it through the front door
dachusa
I told her she had enough shoes and she should get a hobby. Now I just shut my mouth.
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