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We can use any number of adjectives to describe our ancestors: innovative, dumb, horny, prude, violent, enlightened, close-minded, dead.

One thing they rarely get credit for is being humorous. Because, as you're about to find out, those sexless, orgy-proned, warring, eggheads could actually be really funny.

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