18 Ancient Jokes That Are Still Shockingly Funny Today

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18 Ancient Jokes That Are Still Shockingly Funny Today

We can use any number of adjectives to describe our ancestors: innovative, dumb, horny, prude, violent, enlightened, close-minded, dead.

One thing they rarely get credit for is being humorous. Because, as you're about to find out, those sexless, orgy-proned, warring, eggheads could actually be really funny.

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The Satyricon depicts an illicit affair between an older man and the youthful son of his host. The son at first rebuffs his advances: Either you go to

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(n a recent episode of Family Guy, the family dog defends bimself for stealing a wheel of cheese. A defense attorney wants to excuse Brian's crimes be

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