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Real Name: Seanbaby
Location: San Francisco
Member Since: April 8th, 2009
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I mostly write jokes about comedy and video games about fighting.

5 Comic Book Ads that Tried to Get Your Children Killed
By: Seanbaby | August 14th, 2010 | 602,266 views
The 20 Worst NES Games of All-Time
By: Seanbaby | May 29th, 2010 | 2,285,395 views

The 5 Worst Marketing Failures in the History of Video Games
By: Seanbaby | May 20th, 2012 | 919,694 views
8 Books That Prove Cat Lovers Are Insane
By: Seanbaby | May 2nd, 2012 | 515,484 views
If the Avengers Were 10 Times Manlier
By: Seanbaby | April 24th, 2012 | 439,503 views
4 Instructional Videos No One Could Possibly Find Useful
By: Seanbaby | April 17th, 2012 | 423,637 views
9 Supposed Action Stars Who Clearly Couldn't Fight
By: Seanbaby | April 7th, 2012 | 977,868 views
8 Album Covers That White People Could Never Pull Off
By: Seanbaby | April 1st, 2012 | 608,819 views
The Creepiest Comic Book Character of All Time
By: Seanbaby | March 25th, 2012 | 221,031 views
7 Words That Only Bad Movies Have in Their Titles
By: Seanbaby | March 17th, 2012 | 840,516 views
The 8 Most Violent Falls Ever Survived on YouTube
By: Seanbaby | March 4th, 2012 | 852,777 views
Adventures of the Dog Who Doesn't Give a F#@%
By: Seanbaby | February 26th, 2012 | 215,329 views
6 Reasons the 'Police Gazette' is the Craziest Magazine Ever
By: Seanbaby | February 20th, 2012 | 608,908 views
4 'Geek Humor' Books by Authors Who Understand Neither
By: Seanbaby | February 12th, 2012 | 583,195 views
6 Things No One Tells You About Living on a Farm
By: Seanbaby | February 4th, 2012 | 834,900 views
The 10 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Toys Exported by China
By: Seanbaby | January 27th, 2012 | 791,552 views
5 Secrets of Making Reality TV They Don't Want You to Know
By: Seanbaby | January 14th, 2012 | 1,057,615 views
6 Super Friends Villains That Didn't Give a @#%*
By: Seanbaby | January 8th, 2012 | 636,696 views
10 Real Survival Guides for One Very Fake Apocalypse
By: Seanbaby | December 30th, 2011 | 452,261 views
Sci-Fi Stories for Badassed Men
By: Seanbaby | December 23rd, 2011 | 274,548 views
The 6 Stupidest Video Game School Commercials
By: Seanbaby | December 18th, 2011 | 545,143 views
The 5 Biggest Cheaters in Game Show History
By: Seanbaby | December 9th, 2011 | 1,108,854 views
4 Celebrity Workout Videos That Should Not Have Been
By: Seanbaby | December 3rd, 2011 | 563,173 views
6 Content Warnings We'd Actually Pay Attention To
By: Seanbaby | November 20th, 2011 | 777,971 views
5 Batman Villains Too Lame To Survive a Single Issue
By: Seanbaby | November 10th, 2011 | 716,122 views
The 50 Creepiest Pieces of Romance Advice Ever Published
By: Seanbaby | October 28th, 2011 | 936,170 views
4 Unintentionally Hilarious '90s Instructional Videos
By: Seanbaby | October 22nd, 2011 | 436,767 views
The 8 Strangest TV Show Ideas Ever Made
By: Seanbaby | October 15th, 2011 | 794,241 views
Dick Whiskey: History's Drunkest Cop, World's Manliest Comic
By: Seanbaby | October 7th, 2011 | 207,866 views
24 Video Game Covers That Will Double Your Testosterone
By: Seanbaby | September 30th, 2011 | 1,114,306 views
7 Terrible Sports Achievements (That Will Never Be Equaled)
By: Seanbaby | September 23rd, 2011 | 919,579 views
8 Ridiculous Products for Sale on Amazon (For One Penny)
By: Seanbaby | September 16th, 2011 | 793,578 views
If Men's Magazines Were Way Manlier
By: Seanbaby | September 8th, 2011 | 342,741 views
4 Instructional Videos Made By and For Crazy People
By: Seanbaby | August 27th, 2011 | 460,597 views
The 6 Craziest Villains Ever Defeated by Snack Cakes
By: Seanbaby | August 20th, 2011 | 384,627 views
The 5 Greatest Revenge Matches in MMA History
By: Seanbaby | August 12th, 2011 | 527,345 views
The 8 Most Baffling Food Mascots of All-Time
By: Seanbaby | August 6th, 2011 | 1,378,587 views
8 Hilarious Moments (From Otherwise Terrible Movies)
By: Seanbaby | July 29th, 2011 | 786,810 views
What If Captain America Was Insane? A Comic Book Rewrite
By: Seanbaby | July 22nd, 2011 | 200,308 views
The 6 Most American Things That Aren't Made in America
By: Seanbaby | July 14th, 2011 | 926,439 views
The 4 Most Homophobic Comics Ever Created
By: Seanbaby | July 3rd, 2011 | 841,036 views
The 6 Most Amazing Acts of Mid-Fight Mockery in MMA History
By: Seanbaby | June 24th, 2011 | 701,624 views
6 Family Circus Cartoons Improved with Offensive Jokes
By: Seanbaby | June 17th, 2011 | 846,149 views
Man Comics: Revenge of The Manliest Dog Alive
By: Seanbaby | June 8th, 2011 | 143,252 views
4 Unintentionally Hilarious Guides for Depressing Situations
By: Seanbaby | June 3rd, 2011 | 654,368 views
The 6 Craziest Sieges in History
By: Seanbaby | May 26th, 2011 | 776,328 views
10 Toys from the 80s That Just Didn't Care
By: Seanbaby | May 12th, 2011 | 960,918 views
4 Romantic Books to Disgust and Annoy Your Lover
By: Seanbaby | May 6th, 2011 | 630,745 views
5 Comics from When Sexual Assault was Considered Hilarious
By: Seanbaby | April 28th, 2011 | 843,068 views
11 Things I Learned from Writing 100 Cracked Articles
By: Seanbaby | April 21st, 2011 | 603,226 views
8 Highlights from the Worst Nintendo Tutorial of the 80s
By: Seanbaby | April 16th, 2011 | 478,618 views
The 6 Worst Marvel Cartoons of All Time
By: Seanbaby | April 7th, 2011 | 805,938 views
4 Great Sex Advice Books for People Who Hate Sex
By: Seanbaby | April 1st, 2011 | 750,706 views
Man Comics: The Return of The Punchmaster
By: Seanbaby | March 24th, 2011 | 183,568 views
6 Words Advertisers Love (That Don’t Mean A Damn Thing)
By: Seanbaby | March 17th, 2011 | 954,025 views
The 6 Most Ridiculously Racist Old-Timey Comics
By: Seanbaby | March 13th, 2011 | 742,852 views
If Violent Video Games Really Got Banned
By: Seanbaby | March 3rd, 2011 | 390,787 views
The 5 Most Spectacularly Unsexy Workout Videos Ever
By: Seanbaby | February 24th, 2011 | 479,175 views
9 Ludicrous Trends In Advertising We'll Never See Again
By: Seanbaby | February 17th, 2011 | 839,886 views
6 Real Video Games That Were Too Insane To Release
By: Seanbaby | February 3rd, 2011 | 1,210,829 views
The Worst Comedy On TV (Explained to Deaf People)
By: Seanbaby | January 27th, 2011 | 288,726 views
If Awesome Lunatics Ran Airlines
By: Seanbaby | January 20th, 2011 | 264,025 views
5 Self-Defense Books for Women (Who Want to Lose a Fight)
By: Seanbaby | January 13th, 2011 | 675,513 views
The Worst Toy of the 80s, Explained! [Man Comics]
By: Seanbaby | January 6th, 2011 | 216,565 views
The 10 Most Insane Acts of Violence in Kickboxing History
By: Seanbaby | January 3rd, 2011 | 602,603 views
Frosty the Snowman Declares War on The War on Christmas
By: Seanbaby | December 23rd, 2010 | 187,943 views
The 4 Most Irresponsible Sex Advice Books of All Time
By: Seanbaby | December 16th, 2010 | 839,579 views
The 10 Most Irreplaceable Performances in Comedy Films
By: Seanbaby | December 9th, 2010 | 858,873 views
7 Athletes Who Had More Crazy Than Talent
By: Seanbaby | December 2nd, 2010 | 736,431 views
Aquaman Bible Stories [COMIC]
By: Seanbaby | November 27th, 2010 | 152,638 views
What Role-Playing Games Are Really Like (When You're Drunk)
By: Seanbaby | November 18th, 2010 | 246,843 views
11,201 More Pieces of Terrible Advice
By: Seanbaby | November 11th, 2010 | 339,697 views
A Book Of Insults Just For the UFC
By: Seanbaby | November 4th, 2010 | 235,413 views
8 Questions Every WoW Fan Apparently Needs Answered
By: Seanbaby | October 28th, 2010 | 803,600 views
Bozo The (Unmedicated Schizophrenic) Clown: Man Comics
By: Seanbaby | October 21st, 2010 | 162,420 views
6 Hilarious Special Effects From Turkish Cinema
By: Seanbaby | October 14th, 2010 | 448,987 views
6 Signs 'Dead Rising 2' Suffers from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
By: Seanbaby | October 7th, 2010 | 250,471 views
Smokey The Bear: A Terrifying Origin Story [COMIC]
By: Seanbaby | September 30th, 2010 | 225,527 views
What Are Your Top 5 Crime Scene Albums?
By: Seanbaby | September 23rd, 2010 | 243,678 views
Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Best Death Ever
By: Seanbaby | September 16th, 2010 | 420,573 views
The 6 Least Sportsmanlike Moments in MMA
By: Seanbaby | September 9th, 2010 | 509,816 views
The Worst Board Game of All Time
By: Seanbaby | September 2nd, 2010 | 249,563 views
6 Insane Batman Comics Courtesy of Tasty Hostess Cupcakes
By: Seanbaby | August 28th, 2010 | 400,619 views
If Tobacco Ads Were REALLY Honest
By: Seanbaby | August 19th, 2010 | 313,951 views
4 Real Survival Guides for Wildly Improbable Situations
By: Seanbaby | August 12th, 2010 | 443,966 views
If 'Family Circus' Didn't Suck
By: Seanbaby | August 5th, 2010 | 410,909 views
If Green Lantern Was a Pervert [Comic]
By: Seanbaby | July 29th, 2010 | 322,378 views
Stupidity Digest: 1516 Ways to Kill The Romance
By: Seanbaby | July 15th, 2010 | 390,624 views
How to Show America You Care With Homemade Fireworks
By: Seanbaby | July 8th, 2010 | 182,835 views
Every Women's Magazine Ever
By: Seanbaby | July 1st, 2010 | 385,004 views
Dick Whiskey: Drunk Cop [Comic]
By: Seanbaby | June 24th, 2010 | 205,345 views
8 Douchebags Who Found This Article By Googling Themselves
By: Seanbaby | June 17th, 2010 | 476,257 views
6 Things Red Dead Redemption Taught Me About (Hating) Women
By: Seanbaby | June 10th, 2010 | 462,588 views
7 Awesome Things That Suck If Mixed With Anything Else
By: Seanbaby | June 3rd, 2010 | 528,842 views
American as #$%# Comics: The Immigration Debate
By: Seanbaby | May 27th, 2010 | 268,011 views
4 Unintentionally Depressing Self Help Books on Happiness
By: Seanbaby | May 20th, 2010 | 388,657 views
The 10 Worst MMA Fights of All Time
By: Seanbaby | May 13th, 2010 | 470,766 views
Man Comics: Number One Adventure Series Among Non-Pussies!
By: Seanbaby | May 6th, 2010 | 182,119 views
The 5 Worst Comic Book Sidekicks of All Time
By: Seanbaby | April 29th, 2010 | 722,691 views
Man Comics: Volume Punch, Issue Dick
By: Seanbaby | April 22nd, 2010 | 139,031 views
10 Traits That Will Come in Handy During The Apocalypse
By: Seanbaby | April 15th, 2010 | 434,951 views
Incredible Hulk vs. World of Warcraft [COMIC]
By: Seanbaby | April 8th, 2010 | 207,397 views
7 Fighters Who Lied Their Way to Legendary
By: Seanbaby | April 1st, 2010 | 567,633 views
Twice-Translated Tales of the Super Friends
By: Seanbaby | March 25th, 2010 | 173,289 views
Man Comics: Terrifying Safety Lessons for Kids
By: Seanbaby | March 18th, 2010 | 202,778 views
Your 3rd Grade Science Textbook As Written by Gary Busey
By: Seanbaby | March 4th, 2010 | 272,310 views
Is it Gay or is it Maxim? A (Surprisingly Hard) Magazine Ad Quiz
By: Seanbaby | February 25th, 2010 | 313,650 views
If Old School Comics Were Even Manlier: F#@kin'-A Comics
By: Seanbaby | February 18th, 2010 | 232,086 views
The Return of Jean-Claude Van Damme: Dark, Meaningful, Splits!
By: Seanbaby | February 11th, 2010 | 135,460 views
Premature Ejaculation Daredevil: Why Super Senses Would Suck
By: Seanbaby | February 4th, 2010 | 294,537 views
The 5 Worst Decisions Ever Made by TV Executives (Twice)
By: Seanbaby | January 28th, 2010 | 495,592 views
If Classic Comic Books Were Written for Women (By Men)
By: Seanbaby | January 21st, 2010 | 304,310 views
Worst Life Ever: The Story of Kazuyuki Fujita's Skull
By: Seanbaby | January 14th, 2010 | 400,361 views
Man Comics: If Classic Comic Books Were Manlier
By: Seanbaby | January 7th, 2010 | 310,502 views
The 10 Most Butt References Per Second in Music History
By: Seanbaby | December 31st, 2009 | 358,194 views
The 7 Most Baffling Moments in the Star Wars Holiday Special
By: Seanbaby | December 24th, 2009 | 250,001 views
When Scrapbookers Attack
By: Seanbaby | December 17th, 2009 | 146,052 views
7 Super Powers That Steven Seagal Actually Believes He Has
By: Seanbaby | December 10th, 2009 | 473,546 views
The 8 Most Obnoxious Pedestrians to Run Into on the Street
By: Seanbaby | December 3rd, 2009 | 353,424 views
6 Online IQ Tests Created by Complete Morons
By: Seanbaby | November 26th, 2009 | 460,876 views
If Wonder Woman Comics Were More Honest (And Awesome)
By: Seanbaby | November 19th, 2009 | 286,600 views
2009 Literary Sex Off! 5 Baffling Perspectives on Boning
By: Seanbaby | November 12th, 2009 | 289,082 views
9 Reasons Iraqis Suck at Jumping Jacks
By: Seanbaby | November 5th, 2009 | 242,128 views
7 Great Occupations for Horribly Stupid People
By: Seanbaby | October 29th, 2009 | 493,111 views
If Aquaman Comics Knew How Much Aquaman Sucks
By: Seanbaby | October 22nd, 2009 | 242,675 views
If Men's Magazines Were Honest
By: Seanbaby | October 15th, 2009 | 479,527 views
5 Movies Aliens Should Watch Before Trying To Invade Earth
By: Seanbaby | October 8th, 2009 | 551,897 views
Batman: The WTF Adventures
By: Seanbaby | October 1st, 2009 | 261,232 views
5 Insane Fighting Manuals (You Probably Shouldn't Listen To)
By: Seanbaby | September 24th, 2009 | 469,180 views
Why Patrick Swayze Was The Second Best Movie Star Ever
By: Seanbaby | September 17th, 2009 | 208,347 views
The 5 Most Ridiculous Sex Self-Help Books
By: Seanbaby | September 10th, 2009 | 558,895 views
Proof That Your Parents' Cartoons Were Retarded: Herculoids!
By: Seanbaby | September 3rd, 2009 | 230,244 views
6 Ways to Improve Reality Dating Shows (With Cruelty)
By: Seanbaby | August 27th, 2009 | 344,237 views
Six Degrees of Su-Su-Sudio: Using Pandora as Musical Gaydar
By: Seanbaby | August 20th, 2009 | 212,649 views
The Most Batshit Insane Martial Arts Movie Ever
By: Seanbaby | August 13th, 2009 | 378,134 views
Behind The Smile: The Horrible Truth about Bob from Enzyte
By: Seanbaby | August 6th, 2009 | 351,628 views
The Top 10 Ragdoll Physics Moments in Mixed Martial Arts
By: Seanbaby | July 30th, 2009 | 367,299 views
10 Species of Angry Commenter You Encounter on the Web
By: Seanbaby | July 23rd, 2009 | 289,242 views
Understanding the World of Warcraft Using Super Mario Brothers
By: Seanbaby | July 16th, 2009 | 1,065,796 views
The Top 10 Glorious Failures in TV Talent Show Auditions
By: Seanbaby | July 9th, 2009 | 475,756 views
5 Glorious Failures in TV Talent Show Auditions
By: Seanbaby | July 2nd, 2009 | 429,317 views
4 Direct-to-DVD Van Damme Films That Will Explode Your Balls
By: Seanbaby | June 25th, 2009 | 240,909 views
WWII's Most Unintentionally Gay Fighting Manual [COMIC]
By: Seanbaby | June 18th, 2009 | 254,082 views
Exploring the Mysteries of the Mind with the Sims 3
By: Seanbaby | June 11th, 2009 | 1,335,078 views
The 24,504 Worst Pieces of Advice Ever Published
By: Seanbaby | June 4th, 2009 | 601,491 views
The Torture Debate (As a Batman Comic)
By: Seanbaby | May 28th, 2009 | 218,572 views
Carlos Mencia's Twitter: 25 Posts Too Unfunny to be Stolen
By: Seanbaby | May 21st, 2009 | 482,782 views
ONS Awards: The Latest and Worstest Nintendo Games
By: Seanbaby | May 14th, 2009 | 647,857 views
The Top 8 'Oh Shit!' Moments from Mixed Martial Arts
By: Seanbaby | May 7th, 2009 | 1,114,774 views
8 Reasons Competitive Eating is The Worst Thing Ever
By: Seanbaby | April 30th, 2009 | 301,397 views
If Penis Enlargement Ads Told the Truth
By: Seanbaby | April 23rd, 2009 | 322,291 views
6 Superheroes Who Completely Lost Their Shit
By: Seanbaby | April 16th, 2009 | 952,277 views
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