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Real Name: Seanbaby
Location: San Francisco
Member Since: April 8th, 2009
Last Seen: February 7th, 2012 11:05 pm
Personal tag line: None of you are safe.
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I mostly write jokes about comedy and video games about fighting.

5 Comic Book Ads that Tried to Get Your Children Killed
By: Seanbaby | August 14th, 2010 | 582,097 views
The 20 Worst NES Games of All-Time
By: Seanbaby | May 29th, 2010 | 2,213,955 views

6 Things No One Tells You About Living on a Farm
By: Seanbaby | February 4th, 2012 | 726,140 views
The 10 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Toys Exported by China
By: Seanbaby | January 27th, 2012 | 727,955 views
5 Secrets of Making Reality TV They Don't Want You to Know
By: Seanbaby | January 14th, 2012 | 994,134 views
6 Super Friends Villains That Didn't Give a @#%*
By: Seanbaby | January 8th, 2012 | 597,463 views
10 Real Survival Guides for One Very Fake Apocalypse
By: Seanbaby | December 30th, 2011 | 433,602 views
Sci-Fi Stories for Badassed Men
By: Seanbaby | December 23rd, 2011 | 262,417 views
The 6 Stupidest Video Game School Commercials
By: Seanbaby | December 18th, 2011 | 511,584 views
The 5 Biggest Cheaters in Game Show History
By: Seanbaby | December 9th, 2011 | 1,076,738 views
4 Celebrity Workout Videos That Should Not Have Been
By: Seanbaby | December 3rd, 2011 | 541,024 views
6 Content Warnings We'd Actually Pay Attention To
By: Seanbaby | November 20th, 2011 | 751,581 views
5 Batman Villains Too Lame To Survive a Single Issue
By: Seanbaby | November 10th, 2011 | 696,063 views
The 50 Creepiest Pieces of Romance Advice Ever Published
By: Seanbaby | October 28th, 2011 | 881,685 views
4 Unintentionally Hilarious '90s Instructional Videos
By: Seanbaby | October 22nd, 2011 | 402,434 views
The 8 Strangest TV Show Ideas Ever Made
By: Seanbaby | October 15th, 2011 | 773,621 views
Dick Whiskey: History's Drunkest Cop, World's Manliest Comic
By: Seanbaby | October 7th, 2011 | 199,627 views
24 Video Game Covers That Will Double Your Testosterone
By: Seanbaby | September 30th, 2011 | 1,078,799 views
7 Terrible Sports Achievements (That Will Never Be Equaled)
By: Seanbaby | September 23rd, 2011 | 867,318 views
8 Ridiculous Products for Sale on Amazon (For One Penny)
By: Seanbaby | September 16th, 2011 | 780,088 views
If Men's Magazines Were Way Manlier
By: Seanbaby | September 8th, 2011 | 329,649 views
4 Instructional Videos Made By and For Crazy People
By: Seanbaby | August 27th, 2011 | 436,768 views
The 6 Craziest Villains Ever Defeated by Snack Cakes
By: Seanbaby | August 20th, 2011 | 374,958 views
The 5 Greatest Revenge Matches in MMA History
By: Seanbaby | August 12th, 2011 | 494,500 views
The 8 Most Baffling Food Mascots of All-Time
By: Seanbaby | August 6th, 2011 | 1,349,443 views
8 Hilarious Moments (From Otherwise Terrible Movies)
By: Seanbaby | July 29th, 2011 | 770,116 views
What If Captain America Was Insane? A Comic Book Rewrite
By: Seanbaby | July 22nd, 2011 | 185,460 views
The 6 Most American Things That Aren't Made in America
By: Seanbaby | July 14th, 2011 | 892,985 views
The 4 Most Homophobic Comics Ever Created
By: Seanbaby | July 3rd, 2011 | 783,305 views
The 6 Most Amazing Acts of Mid-Fight Mockery in MMA History
By: Seanbaby | June 24th, 2011 | 677,705 views
6 Family Circus Cartoons Improved with Offensive Jokes
By: Seanbaby | June 17th, 2011 | 831,092 views
Man Comics: Revenge of The Manliest Dog Alive
By: Seanbaby | June 8th, 2011 | 133,692 views
4 Unintentionally Hilarious Guides for Depressing Situations
By: Seanbaby | June 3rd, 2011 | 625,936 views
The 6 Craziest Sieges in History
By: Seanbaby | May 26th, 2011 | 749,893 views
10 Toys from the 80s That Just Didn't Care
By: Seanbaby | May 12th, 2011 | 921,785 views
4 Romantic Books to Disgust and Annoy Your Lover
By: Seanbaby | May 6th, 2011 | 599,540 views
5 Comics from When Sexual Assault was Considered Hilarious
By: Seanbaby | April 28th, 2011 | 790,014 views
11 Things I Learned from Writing 100 Cracked Articles
By: Seanbaby | April 21st, 2011 | 594,806 views
8 Highlights from the Worst Nintendo Tutorial of the 80s
By: Seanbaby | April 16th, 2011 | 470,461 views
The 6 Worst Marvel Cartoons of All Time
By: Seanbaby | April 7th, 2011 | 759,365 views
4 Great Sex Advice Books for People Who Hate Sex
By: Seanbaby | April 1st, 2011 | 693,089 views
Man Comics: The Return of The Punchmaster
By: Seanbaby | March 24th, 2011 | 178,705 views
6 Words Advertisers Love (That Don’t Mean A Damn Thing)
By: Seanbaby | March 17th, 2011 | 912,690 views
The 6 Most Ridiculously Racist Old-Timey Comics
By: Seanbaby | March 13th, 2011 | 709,252 views
If Violent Video Games Really Got Banned
By: Seanbaby | March 3rd, 2011 | 381,659 views
The 5 Most Spectacularly Unsexy Workout Videos Ever
By: Seanbaby | February 24th, 2011 | 470,129 views
9 Ludicrous Trends In Advertising We'll Never See Again
By: Seanbaby | February 17th, 2011 | 798,768 views
6 Real Video Games That Were Too Insane To Release
By: Seanbaby | February 3rd, 2011 | 1,173,005 views
The Worst Comedy On TV (Explained to Deaf People)
By: Seanbaby | January 27th, 2011 | 278,349 views
If Awesome Lunatics Ran Airlines
By: Seanbaby | January 20th, 2011 | 259,467 views
5 Self-Defense Books for Women (Who Want to Lose a Fight)
By: Seanbaby | January 13th, 2011 | 663,323 views
The Worst Toy of the 80s, Explained! [Man Comics]
By: Seanbaby | January 6th, 2011 | 213,496 views
The 10 Most Insane Acts of Violence in Kickboxing History
By: Seanbaby | January 3rd, 2011 | 577,131 views
Frosty the Snowman Declares War on The War on Christmas
By: Seanbaby | December 23rd, 2010 | 184,757 views
The 4 Most Irresponsible Sex Advice Books of All Time
By: Seanbaby | December 16th, 2010 | 818,921 views
The 10 Most Irreplaceable Performances in Comedy Films
By: Seanbaby | December 9th, 2010 | 833,862 views
7 Athletes Who Had More Crazy Than Talent
By: Seanbaby | December 2nd, 2010 | 685,668 views
Aquaman Bible Stories [COMIC]
By: Seanbaby | November 27th, 2010 | 149,506 views
What Role-Playing Games Are Really Like (When You're Drunk)
By: Seanbaby | November 18th, 2010 | 233,782 views
11,201 More Pieces of Terrible Advice
By: Seanbaby | November 11th, 2010 | 327,875 views
A Book Of Insults Just For the UFC
By: Seanbaby | November 4th, 2010 | 231,602 views
8 Questions Every WoW Fan Apparently Needs Answered
By: Seanbaby | October 28th, 2010 | 793,628 views
Bozo The (Unmedicated Schizophrenic) Clown: Man Comics
By: Seanbaby | October 21st, 2010 | 157,384 views
6 Hilarious Special Effects From Turkish Cinema
By: Seanbaby | October 14th, 2010 | 429,550 views
6 Signs 'Dead Rising 2' Suffers from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
By: Seanbaby | October 7th, 2010 | 247,645 views
Smokey The Bear: A Terrifying Origin Story [COMIC]
By: Seanbaby | September 30th, 2010 | 222,185 views
What Are Your Top 5 Crime Scene Albums?
By: Seanbaby | September 23rd, 2010 | 238,007 views
Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Best Death Ever
By: Seanbaby | September 16th, 2010 | 414,908 views
The 6 Least Sportsmanlike Moments in MMA
By: Seanbaby | September 9th, 2010 | 495,501 views
The Worst Board Game of All Time
By: Seanbaby | September 2nd, 2010 | 244,333 views
6 Insane Batman Comics Courtesy of Tasty Hostess Cupcakes
By: Seanbaby | August 28th, 2010 | 395,758 views
If Tobacco Ads Were REALLY Honest
By: Seanbaby | August 19th, 2010 | 310,901 views
4 Real Survival Guides for Wildly Improbable Situations
By: Seanbaby | August 12th, 2010 | 436,753 views
If 'Family Circus' Didn't Suck
By: Seanbaby | August 5th, 2010 | 404,112 views
If Green Lantern Was a Pervert [Comic]
By: Seanbaby | July 29th, 2010 | 315,409 views
Stupidity Digest: 1516 Ways to Kill The Romance
By: Seanbaby | July 15th, 2010 | 384,392 views
How to Show America You Care With Homemade Fireworks
By: Seanbaby | July 8th, 2010 | 180,480 views
Every Women's Magazine Ever
By: Seanbaby | July 1st, 2010 | 377,342 views
Dick Whiskey: Drunk Cop [Comic]
By: Seanbaby | June 24th, 2010 | 201,484 views
8 Douchebags Who Found This Article By Googling Themselves
By: Seanbaby | June 17th, 2010 | 468,274 views
6 Things Red Dead Redemption Taught Me About (Hating) Women
By: Seanbaby | June 10th, 2010 | 453,598 views
7 Awesome Things That Suck If Mixed With Anything Else
By: Seanbaby | June 3rd, 2010 | 524,144 views
American as #$%# Comics: The Immigration Debate
By: Seanbaby | May 27th, 2010 | 265,614 views
4 Unintentionally Depressing Self Help Books on Happiness
By: Seanbaby | May 20th, 2010 | 381,389 views
The 10 Worst MMA Fights of All Time
By: Seanbaby | May 13th, 2010 | 449,398 views
Man Comics: Number One Adventure Series Among Non-Pussies!
By: Seanbaby | May 6th, 2010 | 168,442 views
The 5 Worst Comic Book Sidekicks of All Time
By: Seanbaby | April 29th, 2010 | 701,470 views
Man Comics: Volume Punch, Issue Dick
By: Seanbaby | April 22nd, 2010 | 136,467 views
10 Traits That Will Come in Handy During The Apocalypse
By: Seanbaby | April 15th, 2010 | 428,182 views
Incredible Hulk vs. World of Warcraft [COMIC]
By: Seanbaby | April 8th, 2010 | 202,481 views
7 Fighters Who Lied Their Way to Legendary
By: Seanbaby | April 1st, 2010 | 540,115 views
Twice-Translated Tales of the Super Friends
By: Seanbaby | March 25th, 2010 | 170,767 views
Man Comics: Terrifying Safety Lessons for Kids
By: Seanbaby | March 18th, 2010 | 199,192 views
Your 3rd Grade Science Textbook As Written by Gary Busey
By: Seanbaby | March 4th, 2010 | 269,477 views
Is it Gay or is it Maxim? A (Surprisingly Hard) Magazine Ad Quiz
By: Seanbaby | February 25th, 2010 | 308,503 views
If Old School Comics Were Even Manlier: F#@kin'-A Comics
By: Seanbaby | February 18th, 2010 | 224,620 views
The Return of Jean-Claude Van Damme: Dark, Meaningful, Splits!
By: Seanbaby | February 11th, 2010 | 133,685 views
Premature Ejaculation Daredevil: Why Super Senses Would Suck
By: Seanbaby | February 4th, 2010 | 291,998 views
The 5 Worst Decisions Ever Made by TV Executives (Twice)
By: Seanbaby | January 28th, 2010 | 476,921 views
If Classic Comic Books Were Written for Women (By Men)
By: Seanbaby | January 21st, 2010 | 298,114 views
Worst Life Ever: The Story of Kazuyuki Fujita's Skull
By: Seanbaby | January 14th, 2010 | 387,498 views
Man Comics: If Classic Comic Books Were Manlier
By: Seanbaby | January 7th, 2010 | 304,510 views
The 10 Most Butt References Per Second in Music History
By: Seanbaby | December 31st, 2009 | 343,404 views
The 7 Most Baffling Moments in the Star Wars Holiday Special
By: Seanbaby | December 24th, 2009 | 244,935 views
When Scrapbookers Attack
By: Seanbaby | December 17th, 2009 | 144,055 views
7 Super Powers That Steven Seagal Actually Believes He Has
By: Seanbaby | December 10th, 2009 | 465,923 views
The 8 Most Obnoxious Pedestrians to Run Into on the Street
By: Seanbaby | December 3rd, 2009 | 349,882 views
6 Online IQ Tests Created by Complete Morons
By: Seanbaby | November 26th, 2009 | 456,391 views
If Wonder Woman Comics Were More Honest (And Awesome)
By: Seanbaby | November 19th, 2009 | 279,690 views
2009 Literary Sex Off! 5 Baffling Perspectives on Boning
By: Seanbaby | November 12th, 2009 | 286,808 views
9 Reasons Iraqis Suck at Jumping Jacks
By: Seanbaby | November 5th, 2009 | 236,519 views
7 Great Occupations for Horribly Stupid People
By: Seanbaby | October 29th, 2009 | 481,065 views
If Aquaman Comics Knew How Much Aquaman Sucks
By: Seanbaby | October 22nd, 2009 | 239,641 views
If Men's Magazines Were Honest
By: Seanbaby | October 15th, 2009 | 476,609 views
5 Movies Aliens Should Watch Before Trying To Invade Earth
By: Seanbaby | October 8th, 2009 | 480,049 views
Batman: The WTF Adventures
By: Seanbaby | October 1st, 2009 | 257,953 views
5 Insane Fighting Manuals (You Probably Shouldn't Listen To)
By: Seanbaby | September 24th, 2009 | 448,470 views
Why Patrick Swayze Was The Second Best Movie Star Ever
By: Seanbaby | September 17th, 2009 | 206,171 views
The 5 Most Ridiculous Sex Self-Help Books
By: Seanbaby | September 10th, 2009 | 549,391 views
Proof That Your Parents' Cartoons Were Retarded: Herculoids!
By: Seanbaby | September 3rd, 2009 | 226,755 views
6 Ways to Improve Reality Dating Shows (With Cruelty)
By: Seanbaby | August 27th, 2009 | 339,964 views
Six Degrees of Su-Su-Sudio: Using Pandora as Musical Gaydar
By: Seanbaby | August 20th, 2009 | 210,656 views
The Most Batshit Insane Martial Arts Movie Ever
By: Seanbaby | August 13th, 2009 | 367,289 views
Behind The Smile: The Horrible Truth about Bob from Enzyte
By: Seanbaby | August 6th, 2009 | 349,061 views
The Top 10 Ragdoll Physics Moments in Mixed Martial Arts
By: Seanbaby | July 30th, 2009 | 360,051 views
10 Species of Angry Commenter You Encounter on the Web
By: Seanbaby | July 23rd, 2009 | 277,199 views
Understanding the World of Warcraft Using Super Mario Brothers
By: Seanbaby | July 16th, 2009 | 1,050,009 views
The Top 10 Glorious Failures in TV Talent Show Auditions
By: Seanbaby | July 9th, 2009 | 470,170 views
5 Glorious Failures in TV Talent Show Auditions
By: Seanbaby | July 2nd, 2009 | 424,004 views
4 Direct-to-DVD Van Damme Films That Will Explode Your Balls
By: Seanbaby | June 25th, 2009 | 238,653 views
WWII's Most Unintentionally Gay Fighting Manual [COMIC]
By: Seanbaby | June 18th, 2009 | 251,568 views
Exploring the Mysteries of the Mind with the Sims 3
By: Seanbaby | June 11th, 2009 | 1,271,298 views
The 24,504 Worst Pieces of Advice Ever Published
By: Seanbaby | June 4th, 2009 | 588,345 views
The Torture Debate (As a Batman Comic)
By: Seanbaby | May 28th, 2009 | 217,122 views
Carlos Mencia's Twitter: 25 Posts Too Unfunny to be Stolen
By: Seanbaby | May 21st, 2009 | 472,943 views
ONS Awards: The Latest and Worstest Nintendo Games
By: Seanbaby | May 14th, 2009 | 636,392 views
The Top 8 'Oh Shit!' Moments from Mixed Martial Arts
By: Seanbaby | May 7th, 2009 | 1,091,868 views
8 Reasons Competitive Eating is The Worst Thing Ever
By: Seanbaby | April 30th, 2009 | 298,546 views
If Penis Enlargement Ads Told the Truth
By: Seanbaby | April 23rd, 2009 | 320,230 views
6 Superheroes Who Completely Lost Their Shit
By: Seanbaby | April 16th, 2009 | 890,383 views
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5 Responsible Ways To Mock Everything
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