Sorenb

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  • Real Name: Soren Bowie
  • Location: Los Angeles
  • Member Since: March 13th, 2008
  • Last Seen: May 24th, 2012 12:29 pm
  • Personal tag line: You like me and I, like you, like me.
  • Message board posts: 1,412

About Sorenb

Soren is an American of some importance. He has amassed great wealth which is now in jeopardy. He is in need of persons with whom his family has no relationship. He seeks your cooperation and assistance in the transfer of 8,000,000.00 to your private bank account in Nigeria. To show his appreciation he will offer you 15% of the total sum including 20% of interest earned. Please treat this issue confidentially. Please send him your bank account number as well as a color photocopy of a Nigerian passport so he is certain you are a real resident. He waits to hear from you.

Articles

  1. Dear Hotmail: What The Hell Happened to You?
    By: Soren Bowie | | 326,754 views
  2. My Ill-Fated Attempt to Save a 'Suicide Girl'
    By: Soren Bowie | | 387,660 views
  3. The 6 Most Baffling Things Every TV Ad Assumes Are True
    By: Soren Bowie | | 2,197,016 views
  4. Oh Canada: Exploring America's Majestic, Pointless Neighbor
    By: Soren Bowie | | 192,600 views
  5. The 5 Creepiest Defense Attorney Websites
    By: Soren Bowie | | 813,514 views
  6. The Spambot Who Seduced Me: A True Story of Forbidden Love
    By: Soren Bowie | | 260,058 views
  7. Trying to Understand Thanksgiving (And Drunk Teenage Girls)
    By: Soren Bowie | | 214,997 views

Columns

  1. 4 Things I Regret Doing While Drunk in Your Emergency Room
    By: Soren Bowie | | 406,932 views
  2. 5 Tips for Pairing Cheap Beers with Personal Failures
    By: Soren Bowie | | 415,436 views
  3. A Bizarre New Trend in Advertising: Sexualizing Illness
    By: Soren Bowie | | 277,728 views
  4. The 5 Depressing Lessons We Learned from Highlights Magazine
    By: Soren Bowie | | 600,020 views
  5. 4 Beloved Fictional Characters Who Slaughter Their Own Kind
    By: Soren Bowie | | 756,947 views
  6. The 5 Stupidest Technology Questions Ever Googled
    By: Soren Bowie | | 672,030 views
  7. TMZ's Bus Tour: The Creepiest View of America Money Can Buy
    By: Soren Bowie | | 123,352 views
  8. 5 Lessons You Learn Growing Up Rich
    By: Soren Bowie | | 677,911 views
  9. The 6 Most Baffling Classic Rock Songs About Women
    By: Soren Bowie | | 597,434 views
  10. 4 Hilariously Unexpected Feuds Between Fringe Groups
    By: Soren Bowie | | 728,711 views
  11. 5 Tips for Writing the Perfect Eulogy (For Someone You Hate)
    By: Soren Bowie | | 256,279 views
  12. Undercover With Nature’s Creepiest Predator: Old People
    By: Soren Bowie | | 171,536 views
  13. 5 YouTube Music Videos That Suck the Fun Out of Sex
    By: Soren Bowie | | 759,721 views
  14. 11 Impressive Valentines for People in Made Up Relationships
    By: Soren Bowie | | 479,304 views
  15. 5 Awful Things Nobody Tells You About Being an Actor
    By: Soren Bowie | | 1,004,907 views
  16. 4 Flawed Life Lessons Movies Accidentally Taught Us
    By: Soren Bowie | | 938,420 views
  17. The Only Argument on the Internet in Favor of SOPA
    By: Soren Bowie | | 329,916 views
  18. Dear 'Tiger Beat' Magazine: Make Me a 6th Grade Heartthrob
    By: Soren Bowie | | 127,147 views
  19. A Guide to Holiday Cocktails Written After Drinking Them All
    By: Soren Bowie | | 220,808 views
  20. Occupy the High School Senior Parking Lot: A Manifesto
    By: Soren Bowie | | 108,567 views
  21. The First High School Movie for Rich Bullies
    By: Soren Bowie | | 242,989 views
  22. The 4 Most Unexpected Fan Bases in Pop Culture
    By: Soren Bowie | | 1,026,496 views
  23. Helicopter Hunting: The Best Thing a Conservationist Can Do
    By: Soren Bowie | | 122,303 views
  24. A Letter to Parents About the Fake 'Teen Crazes' on the News
    By: Soren Bowie | | 545,954 views
  25. The 4 Most Spectacular Mental Breakdowns in Sports History
    By: Soren Bowie | | 728,421 views
  26. The 5 Dumbest Supernatural Questions Ever Googled (Answered)
    By: Soren Bowie | | 633,795 views
  27. 4 Tips for Fixing Up Your New Home (That's Clearly Haunted)
    By: Soren Bowie | | 339,972 views
  28. Pitching Movies to Katherine Heigl: Harder Than It Looks
    By: Soren Bowie | | 243,951 views
  29. 25 Honest Lunchbox Letters From Parents to Children
    By: Soren Bowie | | 609,989 views
  30. Undercover With the Men Who Work The Corner By My House
    By: Soren Bowie | | 125,592 views
  31. The Summer I Wore a Dress: An Interview with My Parents
    By: Soren Bowie | | 129,566 views
  32. 4 Ways To Shirk Responsibility And Deceive Your Way to Trust
    By: Soren Bowie | | 449,885 views
  33. The 5 Most Accidentally Famous Movie Stars
    By: Soren Bowie | | 1,031,151 views
  34. 5 Insane New Uses for Old School Military Weapons
    By: Soren Bowie | | 661,178 views
  35. Why Taylor Swift Is the Last True Rock Star
    By: Soren Bowie | | 369,587 views
  36. Turning a Scammer Into a Hero: An Email Exchange
    By: Soren Bowie | | 170,933 views
  37. 4 Fan Fiction Excerpts from Celebrities
    By: Soren Bowie | | 381,780 views
  38. Answering The 6 Craziest Pet Questions Ever Googled
    By: Soren Bowie | | 491,019 views
  39. The Tour de France: The Worst Sport That's Worth Watching
    By: Soren Bowie | | 228,127 views
  40. Why 'Psychics' Need to Stop Pretending They Can Solve Crimes
    By: Soren Bowie | | 310,439 views
  41. The 7 Best Kinds of Monkeys: A Drunk Column
    By: Soren Bowie | | 391,768 views
  42. The Right Way To Teach Teens About Sex
    By: Soren Bowie | | 392,635 views
  43. 4 Cliché Movie Moments Explained by Psychology
    By: Soren Bowie | | 907,609 views
  44. If Egypt’s Gladiator Fights a Lion, I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
    By: Soren Bowie | | 134,166 views
  45. 5 Writing Tips for the People Who Send Me Death Threats
    By: Soren Bowie | | 497,908 views
  46. A Letter to God Following the Cancellation of the Rapture
    By: Soren Bowie | | 294,325 views
  47. Understanding People Who See Jesus In Burnt Toast
    By: Soren Bowie | | 218,255 views
  48. Matching X-Men On Real Dating Sites: An Experiment
    By: Soren Bowie | | 288,832 views
  49. 4 Gritty Reboots of 80s Cartoons for Girls
    By: Soren Bowie | | 535,069 views
  50. 5 Internet Prescribed 'Cleanses' That Made Me Immortal
    By: Soren Bowie | | 522,944 views
  51. A Guide to Giving Blood and Winning Back the Woman You Love
    By: Soren Bowie | | 170,973 views
  52. 5 Commercials That Prove TV Advertisers Have Given Up
    By: Soren Bowie | | 706,595 views
  53. 6 Baffling Internet Searches for Medical Advice
    By: Soren Bowie | | 581,549 views
  54. The Most Appropriately Endangered Species on the Planet
    By: Soren Bowie | | 417,226 views
  55. 8 Letters from the Elementary School Where I Guest Lectured
    By: Soren Bowie | | 459,926 views
  56. The Rich Dick's Guide to Picking Up Women
    By: Soren Bowie | | 339,507 views
  57. 5 Ham-Fisted Religious Websites
    By: Soren Bowie | | 680,883 views
  58. 4 Steps to Staying Relevant as a Bully In the Modern World
    By: Soren Bowie | | 398,324 views
  59. 6 Children I Help Tutor Who Will Never (Ever) Be President
    By: Soren Bowie | | 445,603 views
  60. My Doomed Attempt to Woo Sandra Bullock
    By: Soren Bowie | | 185,184 views
  61. 5 Awesome Parasites That Torture Animals (That I Hate)
    By: Soren Bowie | | 782,471 views
  62. 5 Baffling Real Internet Searches For Financial Advice
    By: Soren Bowie | | 373,523 views
  63. 5 Products that Will Be Exposed as B.S. in 2011
    By: Soren Bowie | | 1,136,313 views
  64. Dear Gwyneth Paltrow: Understanding Why Everyone Hates You
    By: Soren Bowie | | 476,594 views
  65. Kidnapped by Drug Lords: My 3rd Worst Vacation in Mexico
    By: Soren Bowie | | 148,409 views
  66. The 8 Most Misguided Attempts at 'Sexy' Videos on YouTube
    By: Soren Bowie | | 1,032,470 views
  67. 6 Adult Movie Titles Altered to Be Oscar Contenders
    By: Soren Bowie | | 666,479 views
  68. The Best Goddamn Christmas Letter You Ever Got
    By: Soren Bowie | | 206,311 views
  69. Exploring the Internet in 11 Days: An Epic Online Odyssey
    By: Soren Bowie | | 212,590 views
  70. The 6 Creepiest Services For Mourning a Dead Pet
    By: Soren Bowie | | 427,504 views
  71. My Attempt to Create a Fat Bratz Doll: A Real Email Exchange
    By: Soren Bowie | | 225,693 views
  72. Infiltrating the Green Movement: Undercover on the Bandwagon
    By: Soren Bowie | | 110,380 views
  73. 7 Real Suits That Will Soon Make the World A Cooler Place
    By: Soren Bowie | | 567,712 views
  74. 7 Celebrity Movie Deaths We Enjoyed Way Too Much
    By: Soren Bowie | | 875,387 views
  75. Using Charity to Help The Third World (Worship You as a God)
    By: Soren Bowie | | 163,632 views
  76. Experimenting With Witchcraft And Christine O'Donnell
    By: Soren Bowie | | 127,131 views
  77. The 7 Most Useless Skymall Products (Reviewed Accordingly)
    By: Soren Bowie | | 505,046 views
  78. If Columbus Had Explored The Internet
    By: Soren Bowie | | 221,446 views
  79. The 6 Most Baffling Search Queries About Relationships
    By: Soren Bowie | | 431,617 views
  80. 5 Mediocre Movies Made Awesome by Real Events
    By: Soren Bowie | | 407,284 views
  81. The Difficulties of Caring for a New (Kidnapped) Baby
    By: Soren Bowie | | 158,957 views
  82. How to Act: A Guide for the Untalented
    By: Soren Bowie | | 235,716 views
  83. 5 Kids Games Hollywood Hasn't Ruined (Yet)
    By: Soren Bowie | | 359,139 views
  84. Bad Acid and Weird Boobs: Why Burning Man Isn't Worth It
    By: Soren Bowie | | 354,438 views
  85. The 5 Most Horrifying Crimes Committed by Senior Citizens
    By: Soren Bowie | | 348,724 views
  86. 5 Baffling Search Queries Answered by a Complete Lunatic
    By: Soren Bowie | | 294,528 views
  87. Infiltrating a Gang Based on My Knowledge of 'West Side Story'
    By: Soren Bowie | | 150,159 views
  88. Many Movies, Only One Ending: Director Tony Scott's Secret
    By: Soren Bowie | | 193,386 views
  89. 6 Tips for Photography (At Your Ex-Girlfriend's Wedding)
    By: Soren Bowie | | 325,075 views
  90. 5 People Who Bragged About Awful Crimes Via 'Art'
    By: Soren Bowie | | 349,471 views
  91. My Sexual Encounter with Ke$ha: A Tale of Horror
    By: Soren Bowie | | 350,048 views
  92. 5 Hilarious Failures in the History of American Revolutions
    By: Soren Bowie | | 298,064 views
  93. Understanding Hipsters: An Undercover Operation
    By: Soren Bowie | | 475,033 views

Videos

  1. Worst Second Date Ever
    By: Soren Bowie, Justin Viar | | 284,232 views
  2. You Can Learn A Lot From Someone's Bucket List
    By: Soren Bowie | | 98,196 views
  3. The World's Greatest Magician Doesn't Do Tricks
    By: Soren Bowie | | 91,427 views

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