Sorenb

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  • Real Name: Soren Bowie
  • Location: Los Angeles
  • Member Since: March 13th, 2008
  • Last Seen: August 29th, 2014 9:02 am
  • Personal tag line: You like me and I, like you, like me.
  • Message board posts: 3,253

About Sorenb

Soren is an American of some importance. He has amassed great wealth which is now in jeopardy. He is in need of persons with whom his family has no relationship. He seeks your cooperation and assistance in the transfer of 8,000,000.00 to your private bank account in Nigeria. To show his appreciation he will offer you 15% of the total sum including 20% of interest earned. Please treat this issue confidentially. Please send him your bank account number as well as a color photocopy of a Nigerian passport so he is certain you are a real resident. He waits to hear from you.

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