Sorenb

Sorenb's Cracked photo
  • Real Name: Soren Bowie
  • Location: Los Angeles
  • Member Since: March 13th, 2008
  • Last Seen: July 22nd, 2014 2:50 pm
  • Personal tag line: You like me and I, like you, like me.
  • Message board posts: 3,177

About Sorenb

Soren is an American of some importance. He has amassed great wealth which is now in jeopardy. He is in need of persons with whom his family has no relationship. He seeks your cooperation and assistance in the transfer of 8,000,000.00 to your private bank account in Nigeria. To show his appreciation he will offer you 15% of the total sum including 20% of interest earned. Please treat this issue confidentially. Please send him your bank account number as well as a color photocopy of a Nigerian passport so he is certain you are a real resident. He waits to hear from you.

Articles

Columns

5 Lessons You Learn Growing Up Rich

| 796,136 views

The 5 Most Accidentally Famous Movie Stars

| 1,256,826 views

5 Ham-Fisted Religious Websites

| 741,507 views

My Doomed Attempt to Woo Sandra Bullock

| 193,477 views

If Columbus Had Explored The Internet

| 227,658 views

How to Act: A Guide for the Untalented

| 275,692 views

5 Kids Games Hollywood Hasn't Ruined (Yet)

| 370,218 views

Videos

Agents of Cracked: Swaim Gets Fired

| 268,704 views

The End

| 417,143 views

Which Apocalypse Would Be the Most Fun?

| 1,880,117 views

Star Wars Is Terrifying for Women

| 1,903,499 views

Why Mario is Secretly a Douchebag

| 1,428,330 views

Worst Fight Club Ever

| 353,209 views

The Invention of Homelessness

| 271,160 views

Why Indiana Jones Secretly Sucks at His Job

| 974,697 views

The Only 8 Types of TV Shows That Get Made

| 1,063,961 views

If Famous Websites Were People

| 462,272 views

The 4 Best Movie Universes To Die In

| 636,587 views

The Worst Time to Get Naked

| 207,816 views

Adventures in Jedi School: Outtakes

| 64,524 views

A Breakup Letter to Upworthy

| 176,962 views

Account Tools

Cracked Friends

Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

The Weekly Hit List

Sit back... Relax... We'll do all the work.
Get a weekly update on the best at Cracked. Subscribe now!