Sorenb

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  • Real Name: Soren Bowie
  • Location: Los Angeles
  • Member Since: March 13th, 2008
  • Last Seen: February 8th, 2012 12:14 am
  • Personal tag line: You like me and I, like you, like me.
  • Message board posts: 1,125

About Sorenb

Soren is an American of some importance. He has amassed great wealth which is now in jeopardy. He is in need of persons with whom his family has no relationship. He seeks your cooperation and assistance in the transfer of 8,000,000.00 to your private bank account in Nigeria. To show his appreciation he will offer you 15% of the total sum including 20% of interest earned. Please treat this issue confidentially. Please send him your bank account number as well as a color photocopy of a Nigerian passport so he is certain you are a real resident. He waits to hear from you.

Articles

  1. Dear Hotmail: What The Hell Happened to You?
    By: Soren Bowie | | 307,589 views
  2. My Ill-Fated Attempt to Save a 'Suicide Girl'
    By: Soren Bowie | | 373,224 views
  3. The 6 Most Baffling Things Every TV Ad Assumes Are True
    By: Soren Bowie | | 2,096,341 views
  4. Oh Canada: Exploring America's Majestic, Pointless Neighbor
    By: Soren Bowie | | 184,367 views
  5. The 5 Creepiest Defense Attorney Websites
    By: Soren Bowie | | 773,596 views
  6. The Spambot Who Seduced Me: A True Story of Forbidden Love
    By: Soren Bowie | | 251,302 views
  7. Trying to Understand Thanksgiving (And Drunk Teenage Girls)
    By: Soren Bowie | | 204,457 views

Columns

  1. 11 Impressive Valentines for People in Made Up Relationships
    By: Soren Bowie | | 427,415 views
  2. 5 Awful Things Nobody Tells You About Being an Actor
    By: Soren Bowie | | 933,454 views
  3. 4 Flawed Life Lessons Movies Accidentally Taught Us
    By: Soren Bowie | | 890,058 views
  4. The Only Argument on the Internet in Favor of SOPA
    By: Soren Bowie | | 316,972 views
  5. Dear 'Tiger Beat' Magazine: Make Me a 6th Grade Heartthrob
    By: Soren Bowie | | 118,197 views
  6. A Guide to Holiday Cocktails Written After Drinking Them All
    By: Soren Bowie | | 214,486 views
  7. Occupy the High School Senior Parking Lot: A Manifesto
    By: Soren Bowie | | 105,756 views
  8. The First High School Movie for Rich Bullies
    By: Soren Bowie | | 236,494 views
  9. The 4 Most Unexpected Fan Bases in Pop Culture
    By: Soren Bowie | | 994,471 views
  10. Helicopter Hunting: The Best Thing a Conservationist Can Do
    By: Soren Bowie | | 120,062 views
  11. A Letter to Parents About the Fake 'Teen Crazes' on the News
    By: Soren Bowie | | 535,160 views
  12. The 4 Most Spectacular Mental Breakdowns in Sports History
    By: Soren Bowie | | 679,713 views
  13. The 5 Dumbest Supernatural Questions Ever Googled (Answered)
    By: Soren Bowie | | 619,938 views
  14. 4 Tips for Fixing Up Your New Home (That's Clearly Haunted)
    By: Soren Bowie | | 320,808 views
  15. Pitching Movies to Katherine Heigl: Harder Than It Looks
    By: Soren Bowie | | 236,699 views
  16. 25 Honest Lunchbox Letters From Parents to Children
    By: Soren Bowie | | 601,156 views
  17. Undercover With the Men Who Work The Corner By My House
    By: Soren Bowie | | 124,115 views
  18. The Summer I Wore a Dress: An Interview with My Parents
    By: Soren Bowie | | 127,598 views
  19. 4 Ways To Shirk Responsibility And Deceive Your Way to Trust
    By: Soren Bowie | | 431,245 views
  20. The 5 Most Accidentally Famous Movie Stars
    By: Soren Bowie | | 963,316 views
  21. 5 Insane New Uses for Old School Military Weapons
    By: Soren Bowie | | 654,284 views
  22. Why Taylor Swift Is the Last True Rock Star
    By: Soren Bowie | | 362,934 views
  23. Turning a Scammer Into a Hero: An Email Exchange
    By: Soren Bowie | | 168,655 views
  24. 4 Fan Fiction Excerpts from Celebrities
    By: Soren Bowie | | 374,131 views
  25. Answering The 6 Craziest Pet Questions Ever Googled
    By: Soren Bowie | | 468,810 views
  26. The Tour de France: The Worst Sport That's Worth Watching
    By: Soren Bowie | | 224,769 views
  27. Why 'Psychics' Need to Stop Pretending They Can Solve Crimes
    By: Soren Bowie | | 307,828 views
  28. The 7 Best Kinds of Monkeys: A Drunk Column
    By: Soren Bowie | | 383,631 views
  29. The Right Way To Teach Teens About Sex
    By: Soren Bowie | | 383,214 views
  30. 4 Cliché Movie Moments Explained by Psychology
    By: Soren Bowie | | 874,330 views
  31. If Egypt’s Gladiator Fights a Lion, I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
    By: Soren Bowie | | 132,229 views
  32. 5 Writing Tips for the People Who Send Me Death Threats
    By: Soren Bowie | | 490,634 views
  33. A Letter to God Following the Cancellation of the Rapture
    By: Soren Bowie | | 284,590 views
  34. Understanding People Who See Jesus In Burnt Toast
    By: Soren Bowie | | 216,081 views
  35. Matching X-Men On Real Dating Sites: An Experiment
    By: Soren Bowie | | 284,966 views
  36. 4 Gritty Reboots of 80s Cartoons for Girls
    By: Soren Bowie | | 510,582 views
  37. 5 Internet Prescribed 'Cleanses' That Made Me Immortal
    By: Soren Bowie | | 486,897 views
  38. A Guide to Giving Blood and Winning Back the Woman You Love
    By: Soren Bowie | | 169,261 views
  39. 5 Commercials That Prove TV Advertisers Have Given Up
    By: Soren Bowie | | 679,422 views
  40. 6 Baffling Internet Searches for Medical Advice
    By: Soren Bowie | | 556,696 views
  41. The Most Appropriately Endangered Species on the Planet
    By: Soren Bowie | | 411,515 views
  42. 8 Letters from the Elementary School Where I Guest Lectured
    By: Soren Bowie | | 436,883 views
  43. The Rich Dick's Guide to Picking Up Women
    By: Soren Bowie | | 328,309 views
  44. 5 Ham-Fisted Religious Websites
    By: Soren Bowie | | 639,980 views
  45. 4 Steps to Staying Relevant as a Bully In the Modern World
    By: Soren Bowie | | 372,875 views
  46. 6 Children I Help Tutor Who Will Never (Ever) Be President
    By: Soren Bowie | | 433,477 views
  47. My Doomed Attempt to Woo Sandra Bullock
    By: Soren Bowie | | 180,452 views
  48. 5 Awesome Parasites That Torture Animals (That I Hate)
    By: Soren Bowie | | 755,743 views
  49. 5 Baffling Real Internet Searches For Financial Advice
    By: Soren Bowie | | 355,103 views
  50. 5 Products that Will Be Exposed as B.S. in 2011
    By: Soren Bowie | | 1,130,084 views
  51. Dear Gwyneth Paltrow: Understanding Why Everyone Hates You
    By: Soren Bowie | | 403,076 views
  52. Kidnapped by Drug Lords: My 3rd Worst Vacation in Mexico
    By: Soren Bowie | | 142,211 views
  53. The 8 Most Misguided Attempts at 'Sexy' Videos on YouTube
    By: Soren Bowie | | 968,488 views
  54. 6 Adult Movie Titles Altered to Be Oscar Contenders
    By: Soren Bowie | | 658,821 views
  55. The Best Goddamn Christmas Letter You Ever Got
    By: Soren Bowie | | 204,940 views
  56. Exploring the Internet in 11 Days: An Epic Online Odyssey
    By: Soren Bowie | | 210,046 views
  57. The 6 Creepiest Services For Mourning a Dead Pet
    By: Soren Bowie | | 419,003 views
  58. My Attempt to Create a Fat Bratz Doll: A Real Email Exchange
    By: Soren Bowie | | 222,724 views
  59. Infiltrating the Green Movement: Undercover on the Bandwagon
    By: Soren Bowie | | 107,652 views
  60. 7 Real Suits That Will Soon Make the World A Cooler Place
    By: Soren Bowie | | 563,566 views
  61. 7 Celebrity Movie Deaths We Enjoyed Way Too Much
    By: Soren Bowie | | 839,949 views
  62. Using Charity to Help The Third World (Worship You as a God)
    By: Soren Bowie | | 161,105 views
  63. Experimenting With Witchcraft And Christine O'Donnell
    By: Soren Bowie | | 126,201 views
  64. The 7 Most Useless Skymall Products (Reviewed Accordingly)
    By: Soren Bowie | | 493,285 views
  65. If Columbus Had Explored The Internet
    By: Soren Bowie | | 219,348 views
  66. The 6 Most Baffling Search Queries About Relationships
    By: Soren Bowie | | 423,289 views
  67. 5 Mediocre Movies Made Awesome by Real Events
    By: Soren Bowie | | 390,834 views
  68. The Difficulties of Caring for a New (Kidnapped) Baby
    By: Soren Bowie | | 157,685 views
  69. How to Act: A Guide for the Untalented
    By: Soren Bowie | | 228,030 views
  70. 5 Kids Games Hollywood Hasn't Ruined (Yet)
    By: Soren Bowie | | 357,183 views
  71. Bad Acid and Weird Boobs: Why Burning Man Isn't Worth It
    By: Soren Bowie | | 344,202 views
  72. The 5 Most Horrifying Crimes Committed by Senior Citizens
    By: Soren Bowie | | 340,738 views
  73. 5 Baffling Search Queries Answered by a Complete Lunatic
    By: Soren Bowie | | 291,266 views
  74. Infiltrating a Gang Based on My Knowledge of 'West Side Story'
    By: Soren Bowie | | 148,927 views
  75. Many Movies, Only One Ending: Director Tony Scott's Secret
    By: Soren Bowie | | 192,344 views
  76. 6 Tips for Photography (At Your Ex-Girlfriend's Wedding)
    By: Soren Bowie | | 315,679 views
  77. 5 People Who Bragged About Awful Crimes Via 'Art'
    By: Soren Bowie | | 345,482 views
  78. My Sexual Encounter with Ke$ha: A Tale of Horror
    By: Soren Bowie | | 337,102 views
  79. 5 Hilarious Failures in the History of American Revolutions
    By: Soren Bowie | | 294,272 views
  80. Understanding Hipsters: An Undercover Operation
    By: Soren Bowie | | 471,248 views

Videos

  1. Worst Second Date Ever
    By: Soren Bowie, Justin Viar | | 282,172 views
  2. You Can Learn A Lot From Someone's Bucket List
    By: Soren Bowie | | 96,799 views
  3. The World's Greatest Magician Doesn't Do Tricks
    By: Soren Bowie | | 89,907 views

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