Take a look at this.
Women on the other hand, use the curdled milk as an excuse to get together in the afternoons wearing their hooded sweatshirts and cardigans to talk about how much they f*****g love yogurt. They eat it partially because it tastes like Boston cream pie and apple turnovers, and mostly because it makes them s**t.
In fact, it turns out women can't defecate without yogurt. The yellow digestion balls in every woman's stomach is directionless before the cultures organize them into an arrow pointing toward the ass.
The yellow balls tasked with s**t regulation have forgotten evolution! Does poop escape through the pores?
Oh, right, the butt. Thanks, Activia.