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  • Real Name: Malchus
  • Location: Fayetteville, AR
  • Member Since: January 22nd, 2008
  • Last Seen: July 16th, 2014 9:33 pm
  • Personal tag line: I never argue with somebody I have to educate first.
  • Message board posts: 281

About Malchus

I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I am busy giving back to the community via the drugs I sell them.



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