Firebird

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  • Real Name: Mark
  • Location: Canada
  • Member Since: June 10th, 2008
  • Last Seen: May 18th, 2013 9:03 am
  • Personal tag line: Please help Cracked get rid of Firebird.
  • Message board posts: 1,215
Election 2012

About Firebird

I write stuff for the Internet.

If you'd like to talk, you can reach me at mehill@gmail.com

You can also visit what dubiously passes for my website at http://www.mehill.org/

Articles

  1. 6 Simple Products That Advertisers Pretend Are Complicated
    By: Mark Hill
    985,608 views
  2. The 5 Most Baffling Pieces of Christmas Themed Fan Fiction
    By: Mark Hill
    408,560 views
  3. 13 Old-Timey Photos That Prove History Was Haunted
    By: Mark Hill
    880,610 views
  4. 5 'Luxury' Toys for the Children of Wealthy Douchebags
    By: Mark Hill, Jacopo della Quercia
    793,444 views
  5. The 6 Most Baffling Political Ads Ever Aired
    By: Mark Hill
    474,847 views
  6. The 6 Most Absurdly Difficult Video Game Puzzles
    By: Mark Hill
    1,448,930 views
  7. 5 Popular Forms of Charity (That Aren't Helping)
    By: Mark Hill
    970,380 views
  8. The 5 Creepiest Ways to Immortalize Yourself
    By: Mark Hill, Jeff Sloan
    762,776 views
  9. The 6 Most Insane Video Games About Dating
    By: Mark Hill, Dustin Koski
    1,245,494 views
  10. 6 Pet Products That Prove Rich People Have Gone Insane
    By: Mark Hill
    662,719 views
  11. 9 Old-Timey Animal Photos You Won't Believe Are Real
    By: Mark Hill
    1,062,694 views
  12. 14 'Luxury' Sex Toys for the Extremely Rich and Creepy
    By: Mark Hill
    1,882,704 views
  13. 16 Real Old-Timey Photographs That Will Give you Nightmares
    By: Mark Hill
    2,115,970 views
  14. 6 B.S. Myths You Probably Believe About America's 'Enemies'
    By: Mark Hill
    1,759,006 views
  15. The 5 Craziest Children's Cartoons from North Korea
    By: Mark Hill
    817,543 views
  16. 5 Reasons Twitter Isn't Actually Overthrowing Governments
    By: Mark Hill
    448,470 views
  17. 5 Reasons Humanity Is Terrible at Democracy
    By: Mark Hill
    894,312 views
  18. 6 Badass Movie Scenes With Horrifying Unseen Consequences
    By: Mark Hill
    1,737,696 views
  19. The 7 Most Irritating Characters From Otherwise Great Movies
    By: Mark Hill
    2,310,443 views
  20. The 6 Most Insanely Misguided Attempts at Viral Marketing
    By: Mark Hill
    1,120,713 views
  21. 5 Terrifying Ways Your Own Gadgets Can Be Used to Spy On You
    By: Mark Hill
    840,541 views
  22. The 7 Ballsiest Pranks You Won't Believe Actually Worked
    By: Mark Hill
    3,249,854 views
  23. 6 Sci-Fi Technologies You'll Soon Have On Your Cell Phone
    By: Mark Hill
    993,408 views
  24. 5 Gaping Plot Holes Hollywood Knows You Won't Notice
    By: Mark Hill
    3,537,343 views
  25. 8 Racist Ads You Won t Believe Are From the Last Few Years
    By: Mark Hill
    2,437,111 views
  26. 5 Modern Sports That Started As Excuses for Sex and Violence
    By: Mark Hill
    746,617 views
  27. The Shady Agendas Behind 5 Popular Conspiracy Theories
    By: Mark Hill
    1,081,109 views
  28. 7 TV Ads That Take Themselves Way Too Seriously
    By: Mark Hill
    723,507 views
  29. 6 Movie Remakes that Missed the Point
    By: Mark Hill
    1,417,647 views
  30. 8 Guinness World Record Attempts That Failed (Hilariously)
    By: Mark Hill
    1,128,042 views

Videos

  1.
    Worst Break-Up Excuse Ever
    By: Mark Hill, Cracked Sketch Competition
    465,045 views

Topics

  1. Moon Hoax Conspiracy
    By: Firebird
    27,984 views
  2. Lacrosse
    By: Firebird
    3,931 views
  3. Internet Debates
    By: Firebird
    16,618 views

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