I seek the spermaceti cetacean that pegged me in the leg. If you wish to aid my effort, then you needn't shout or beg. Just fire up your typing box and let your thoughts set sail. Together we could pierce the heart of the retched snow-white whale.
Also, I write stuff, so feel free to check out some of said stuff below.
To send harpoons and money or have me write something for you in return for harpoons made of money, contact firstname.lastname@example.org
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