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  • Real Name: Crystal Beran
  • Location: Pleasant Hill, California
  • Member Since: December 27th, 2010 11:23 pm
  • Last Seen: May 5th, 2015 11:08 am
  • Personal tag line: I'm not willing to dispell the rumors you may have heard about me and bears. Unfortunately most of them are true.
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About CrystalBeran

Travel writer and international woman of adventure, Crystal Beran can rarely be found where she says she'll be. She is currently searching the world for stories to feverishly record back at her secret lair. These quests for new material take Crystal to surprising locations far from the comforts of the world she has known, and once there she refuses to remain with her tour group. One day, with the funds she generates as a writing superpower, she'll live in three villas and on a boat. Presently, Crystal and her cat mostly inhabit the planet Earth. That's as specific as they can be right now.

I live on the internet at and write in short bursts @cryssfox.



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