Hi there.

My name is Cezary Jan Strusiewicz. I am a Polish comedy writer living in Japan who contributes dick jokes to English-language websites (my favorite food is Italian and my clothes were made in China.) My full name has been classified as a Cat.A choking hazard for children under 3 and the elderly.

I am a Japanese translator by trade. Currently my other job is being one of the Workshop Moderators for Cracked. If you're an aspiring Cracked writer hoping to perhaps buy any favors from me, let me make it perfectly clear that I totally DO take bribes in any shape or form, as long as they are cash, and a 100 dollars. (I won't do anything in return for them, but don't let that stop you.)

I can be hired for writing gigs, translation projects or tours around the area of Tokyo, Yokohama, Kyoto, Osaka and Nara.

You can contact me via c.j.strusiewicz@gmail.com

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