Arkard

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  • Real Name: Arkard
  • Location: Japan
  • Member Since: November 27th, 2008
  • Last Seen: May 17th, 2013 10:14 pm
  • Personal tag line: Prodigious Polack
  • Message board posts: 4,681
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About Arkard

Hi there.

My name is Cezary Jan Strusiewicz. I am a Polish writer living in Japan who writes primarily for English-language websites (my favorite food is Italian and my clothes were made in China.)

If you pay me money, I will write words for you, even the really dirty ones. Contact me via c.j.strusiewicz@gmail.com

Articles

  1. 5 Everyday Pieces of Clothing With Shocking Health Risks
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    845,477 views
  2. The 8 Creepiest Places on Earth (Part 4)
    By: Robert Brockway, Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Andy Keher
    1,106,900 views
  3. The 6 Most Important Sci-Fi Ideas (Were Invented by a Hack)
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    614,238 views
  4. 6 Famous Symbols That Don't Mean What You Think
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    2,968,390 views
  5. 5 Hallmarks of Bad Parenting That Are Actually Good for Kids
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    1,398,895 views
  6. The 5 Most Insane Examples of Chinese Counterfeiting
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    884,361 views
  7. 6 Insane (But Convincing) Theories on Children's Pop Culture
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    1,901,783 views
  8. The 7 Creepiest Places on Earth (Part 3)
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    1,826,263 views
  9. 6 Laws You've Broken Without Even Realizing It
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    2,613,831 views
  10. 5 Mind-Blowing Scientific Answers to Life's 'Big Questions'
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    1,543,053 views
  11. The 5 Weirdest Things That Control the Global Economy
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    850,661 views
  12. 6 Artists Whose Weird Fetishes Defined Pop Culture
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    1,405,951 views
  13. 8 Famous Movies Made by The Last Person You'd Ever Suspect
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    1,234,793 views
  14. 6 Important Things You Didn't Know We're Running Out Of
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    3,287,404 views
  15. 5 Insane Early Drafts of Famous Movie Characters
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    1,870,438 views
  16. 5 Styles That Defined Entire Eras (Were Made Up by Movies)
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    1,060,296 views
  17. 9 Famous Movie Villains Who Were Right All Along
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    9,031,493 views
  18. 6 Real People With Secret Identities Nobody Saw Coming
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    2,274,740 views
  19. The 6 Most Horrifying Ways Hospitals Can Kill You
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    976,094 views
  20. 5 Ways Porn Created the Modern World
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    2,464,362 views
  21. The 7 Most Horrifying Cost Cutting Measures of All-Time
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    2,053,567 views
  22. The 6 Creepiest Places on Earth (Part 2)
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    2,658,216 views
  23. 6 Habits You Didn't Know Were Keeping You Alive
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    2,186,058 views
  24. 6 Things Movie Characters Always Seem to Forget
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    2,038,577 views
  25. 9 Beloved Characters Made Horrifying by Japan
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    2,987,964 views
  26. 6 Completely Legal Ways The Cops Can Screw You
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    3,447,590 views
  27. 8 Real Grade Schools That Went Completely Insane
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    1,861,918 views
  28. 5 Superpowers We All Had as Babies (According to Science)
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    2,335,773 views
  29. The 7 Most Insane True Stories of Neighbors from Hell
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    1,667,322 views
  30. 6 Baffling Mistakes Criminals Apparently Make All the Time
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    1,535,171 views
  31. 6 Terrible Ideas That Science Says Will Save the Planet
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    973,441 views
  32. 6 Disastrous Ways Pop Culture Influences The Real World
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    1,395,813 views
  33. The 5 Most Statistically Full of Shit National Stereotypes
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    3,732,300 views
  34. 7 Bullshit Police Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    4,565,927 views
  35. 6 Life Saving Techniques From the Movies (That Can Kill You)
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    2,514,272 views
  36. 6 Movies With Uplifting Messages (That Can Kill You)
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    1,699,766 views
  37. 8 Online Fads You Didn't Know Were Invented Decades Ago
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    1,439,359 views
  38. 7 Things 'Good Parents' Do (That Screw Up Kids For Life)
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    4,873,000 views
  39. 6 Movie Plots Made Possible by Bafflingly Bad Decisions
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    2,400,915 views
  40. The 6 Creepiest Places on Earth
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    12,767,376 views
  41. 6 Magical Movie Items They Wasted on Bullshit
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    1,887,592 views
  42. 7 Iconic Characters They Saved from The Cutting Room Floor
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    1,716,931 views
  43. 7 Insane Ads That Have No Clue What They're Selling
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    1,219,291 views
  44. 6 Ways The Recession Has Made The World Suck Less
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    762,586 views
  45. 7 Random Animals That Decided The Course of History
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    1,200,188 views
  46. 10 Divorce Stories Too Strange to Make Up
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    1,978,918 views
  47. Yogurt Pepsi: 14 Horrifying Soft Drinks Around the World
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    1,249,062 views
  48. 10 Awesome Ads (For Traumatizing Children)
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    1,758,398 views
  49. 9 Real Life Mad Scientists
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    1,728,591 views
  50. 5 Horrific Serial Killers (Who Are Free Right Now)
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    3,101,251 views
  51. Bukkake of the Gods: Japan's Insane Creation Myths
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    472,221 views
  52. The 6 Most Sadistic Dishes From Around The World
    By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    898,935 views

Videos

  1.
    How to Get Away With Watching Porn at Work (Using History)
    By: Abe Epperson, Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
    335,595 views

Topics

  1. Poland
    By: Arkard
    89,243 views
  2. Metal Music
    By: Arkard
    123,154 views
  3. Hentai
    By: Arkard
    24,703 views
  4. Ahmadinejad
    By: Arkard
    1,971 views
  5. Ku Klux Klan
    By: Arkard
    3,649 views
  6. The Shield
    By: Arkard
    2,715 views
  7. Bob Kane
    By: Arkard
    8,421 views
  8. The Ass
    By: Arkard
    43,878 views
  9. My Name Is Earl
    By: Arkard
    1,901 views

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