I'm Matt Gallagher, former Cracked caption writer and layout editor (2013-2022), and current swell guy.
Weird World Cracked Storytime: The Trek Through The Stars Of The MOEBIUS-47 There's no writer like a Cracked reader.
News What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (6/11/2017) We're pretty sure Lord Buckethead is actually a conquering space lord, but they are just intent on following proper procedure for assuming power.
Movies & TV The Only 4 Christmas Movies Ever Made (Over and Over Again) Those holiday classics we'll all be watching today? Paint by numbers.
Tech 4 Idiots Who Show Up Wherever Religion Is Discussed Online Charting the only four online viewpoints when it comes to religion.
Weird World Charting Patriotism By the Stupidity of Your Fireworks You've got to lose a few fingers to earn this country.
News St. Patrick vs Guy Celebrating St. Patrick's Day [CHART] People give Christmas a lot of heat for forgetting what the holiday REALLY is all about. But when it comes to forgetting stuff, no holiday can match up with Saint Patrick's Day.