Terminator

After releasing the most awesomely metal trailers of all time, Terminator 2 delivered on that promise with a movie full of robot motorcycle chases, killer robots being melted in factories, robots melting playgrounds with uncontrollable blazes, and the most Bart Simpson of Edward Furlongs possible. Not to mention Terminator 2's overtly antifascist themes. It was rad. So rad, in fact, that the Terminator franchise decided they weren't stopping at two movies. They even decided terminators can have sex! And never showed us. Can you believe that? You'd think any movie franchise featuring robots with body parts that can meld into whatever the moment requires would follow up a fiery apocalypse dream with terminators learning humans do more than cry. That's what any right-thinking human would've done. Wait, does this mean the machines have already taken over? Wait, what's happening to our compuuuttteeeerrrr…

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7 Ways Skynet Could Have Won By Now

Just how dumb is Skynet? Here's the first seven ways I could think of that it could have succeeded insanely easily in destroying John and/or Sarah Connor.

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How The Inevitable Human-Robot War Will Start

The inevitable robot war predicted by everyone from Asimov to the 'Terminator' franchise should be here any day now. If recent history is any indication, it will be far less visually dazzling, and more filled with slapstick comedy and fart noises than anyone could have predicted. Here's what it will look like.

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