The war predicted by everyone from Asimov to the Terminator franchise should be here any day now. If recent history is any indication, it will be less visually dazzling, and more filled with slapstick comedy and fart noises than anyone could have predicted. We asked you to show us the spark that will light the powder keg.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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How The Inevitable Human-Robot War Will Start

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How The Inevitable Human-Robot War Will Start

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