Dolly Parton is a saint. That's indisputable. Dolly saved a child's life while filming a Christmas movie. Dolly helped fund the Moderna vaccine. Dolly Parton is a secret queer icon. Dolly Parton is a champion of child literacy. What'd Mother Teresa ever do except hate poor people? It's ridiculous that the person who wrote “Jolene” and “I Will Always Love You” was reduced to a boob joke for years. Besides, those boobs are (adorably) for her husband!