23 Total Mic Drop Insults

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Most of us only know great comebacks as something we conjure up in the shower long after we've been stung by someone else's words. But for some, issuing a zing is second nature. For even less, it's an art form to be admired.

With the help of readers like you, we're presenting those that have made it into that category. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by CZM

haven't any right to criticise books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. L often want to criticise Jane Austen, but her books madden me SO tha

Entry by mkad

CRACKEDco COM Stanley Baldwin, former British Prime Minister One could not even dignify him with thE name of stuffed shirt. He was simply a hole in t

Entry by Cervus

Die Meistersinger yon Nurnberg Of all the bete, clumsy, Vorspiel Prelude by blundering, boggling, baboon- S heeret blooded stuff l ever saw on a 91 h

Entry by mkad

Pilferer of other mens' stories and ideas, with his monstrous rhetorical fustian, his unbearable platitudes, his pretentious reduction of the subtles

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