Most of us only know great comebacks as something we conjure up in the shower long after we've been stung by someone else's words. But for some, issuing a zing is second nature. For even less, it's an art form to be admired.

With the help of readers like you, we're presenting those that have made it into that category. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by CZM

haven't any right to criticise books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. L often want to criticise Jane Austen, but her books madden me SO tha

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