Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton is a saint. That's indisputable. Dolly saved a child's life while filming a Christmas movie. Dolly helped fund the Moderna vaccine. Dolly Parton is a secret queer icon. Dolly Parton is a champion of child literacy. What'd Mother Teresa ever do except hate poor people? It's ridiculous that the person who wrote “Jolene” and “I Will Always Love You” was reduced to a boob joke for years. Besides, those boobs are (adorably) for her husband!
Dolly Parton rules, is what we're saying. And Dolly will shoot you in the junk if you mess with her. Don't mess with Dolly Parton.
16 Badass, Little-Known Dolly Parton Stories
Dolly Parton is truly the hero we need, but don’t deserve.
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- By Andrea Meno
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34 Dolly Parton Helped Fund Moderna's Research To Get Us Out Of This
Further proof why Dolly is a national treasure in these trying times.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Dolly Parton's 'Jolene' Works As A Stealth Lesbian Love Song
Seriously folks, that Jolene is one fine looking gal.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Celeb Missives That Approach Public Access TV Territory
Quarantine has turned Hollywood into a public access free-for-all and it's gonna get weird.
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- By Dan Duddy
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7 Celebs Who Were Shockingly Different From Their Reputation
Some famous people are radically different from the images we hold dear in our hearts.
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- By Adam Wears
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5 Famous Movies Rescued by the Last Person You'd Expect
Weirdly random celebs are responsible for accidentally altering pop culture forever with sudden bursts of benevolent entitlement.
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- By JM McNab
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6 Famous Songs Written by the Last Person You'd Expect
It's never widely publicized who did the actual writing, and sometimes it's for good reason.
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- By Mike Floorwalker
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