Basketball
There are a lot of reasons time machines aren't worth it, but going back in time to dunk on Dr. James Naismith as he invents the sport of basketball with peach baskets is one reason to tinker with the timeline. Literally every basketball fan in the world would literally jump at that opportunity, and there are basketball fans a surprising amount of places. There are bear-wrestling basketball fans. Basketball is beloved by comedians. The Looney Tunes try hard at basketball. Even North Korea's Kim family reinvented basketball. The sport just has amazing fans the world over. Except that guy who rigged NBA Jam. We're still bitter about that guy.
11 Celebrities Who Played College Hoops
These celebs got next.
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- By Matt Solomon
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10 24 Behind-The-Scenes Trivia About 'Love & Basketball'
Double or nothing.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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The Audience Could Once Wrestle Bears At Basketball Games
Yes, the Will Ferrell comedy 'Semi-Pro' was realistic in the weirdest way.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Quarantine Means Next Season’s NBA Rookie Class Is Gonna Suuuck
It'll have a margin of success on par with randomly pulling names from a hat.
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- By Luis Prada
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NBA Games Are Gonna Be Weird
Every foul is two shots and a cotton swab jammed into the brain.
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- By Luis Prada
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Sportwriter Saves The NBA By Figuring Out How To Play Games At Disney World
Goofy doing blow on the sidelines with Jack Nicholson.
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- By Luis Prada
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Jordan-LeBron's GOAT Debate Should Be Decided By Whose 'Space Jam' Is Better
Michael Jordan and LeBron James are the two all-time greatest at passive-aggressive media narrative control.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Inside The Sad World Of NBA Diss Tracks
Dudes are getting dunked on in the recording studio, too.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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The NCAA Might Be Screwed Due To The G-League
Could the G-League spell the end for NCAA?
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- By Riley Simmons
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A Desperate NBA Turns To H-O-R-S-E, The Lowest Form Of Basketball
There's going to be a lot of half-court heaves to earn an 'H'
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- By Luis Prada
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LaMelo Ball Is Trying To Buy A Pro Basketball Team Before Even Getting Into The NBA
Buying a basketball team at age 18 is the first big baller thing that Big Baller Brand has actually done.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Dennis Rodman: Good At Basketball, Bad At Yoga Studio Theft?
Some days the headlines just write themselves!
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- By Luis Prada
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And Now, Some Controversial Opinions About 'Space Jam'
'Space Jam' doesn't need basketball to work. (Hey, wait, come back here.)
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- By Adam Wears
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The Voice Acting In NBA 2K15 Is Catastrophically Beautiful
No matter how much you want to, you can't bring yourself to mute the game.
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- By Luis Prada
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F#@% Blake Griffin: How Nike Just Ruined Space Jam
As Cracked's foremost 'Space Jam' Authority and Occasional Wearer Of Shoes, I obviously have a lot of issues here.
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