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Technology is great and cool, and making everyone's lives easier, right? The thing is, for every guy inventing self-driving cars, there's a guy in the back seat trying to figure out how to turn it it into a sex toy.

So here's a list of ridiculous, real sex toys, brought to you by the guys who could be out there inventing better cell phones or something. If you'd like to read more about these mind-boggling products, there's a link under each one to a related Cracked article.

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