Bar fights are started when beer is applied to douches or sexual frustration. They are ended with karate. You\'re about to learn everything in between. I\'ve scoured book stores for the finest literature and DVD sets to unlock the secrets of the drunken Orient, and now every time I have a beer 17 people die.
On May 21st, President Obama and Dick Cheney faced off on the issue of torture with back-to-back speeches. With the respect due to such an important topic, I\'ve faithfully transcribed the speeches here in the form of a high-action comic adventure.
In a world where many celebrities have to hide from the paparazzi and fans, it\'s refreshing to see one that posts his whereabouts on the Internet and begs for company.
