Well, Jean-Claude is done being a naked-bunned karate puppet for big money. He wants dark and meaningful roles that stretch his acting ability. So rather than joining Hollywood\'s Greatest Cast Ever Assembled, Jean-Claude made the 4th sequel to a movie about zombie super soldiers that ignores the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd sequels and is set in the ruins o
Your television doesn't always learn from its mistakes. For example, giving the Tonight Show to Jay Leno again ... we all agreed that was a terrible mistake back the first time they did it.
Females make up nearly a quarter of the world\'s population and yet we treat them like they\'re not even there until we need lowfat frozen yogurt eaten from our genitals.
Scrapbookers can squeeze an entire 3-hour karate recital into one page of photos and clip art. With that level of organizational skill, putting together a letter-writing campaign is nothing. They came at us. It was an onslaught. The wave of email hate... I\'d never seen anything like it before, and I\'ve been a dick on the Internet since 1997.
The line between fantasy and reality has been put in a wrist lock and ripped out of its socket. There is now a reality show about Steven Seagal being an actual policeman.
I split my time between San Francisco and airports, which are probably the two worst places for bad walking. San Francisco sidewalks are paved with hobos and filled with tourists from countries that speak entirely in collisions. It\'s given me time to develop this Bad Walking naming system. It\'s a code based on the NBA that describes each type of
For the past year, lunatics have been buying up ad space around the Internet to tell us how stupid we are. Their banners are as ubiquitous as they are crazy:optical illusions, broken English riddles, and fake email notifications that all lead to the site OfficialIQquiz.com. Luckily, I\'ve been collecting them, so let's go through six of my favorite
She even filled her breast implants with club soda to add the risk of carbonated explosion to her front flipping, which was the main non-pterodactyl way she traveled. Wonder Woman is awesome, and these are her adventures.
I\'ve collected five books that each represent a different culture or religion\'s sex life. These five books will be read by me and then entered into the Great 2009 Literary Sex Off, an academic sex contest held every 2009 years.
I don\'t know about you, but if I was fighting in a war, I sure would feel better if someone put together the Craked.com in Association with Captain Freedom and Presented by Me For-The-Troops YouTube Classic Theater. Wait a minute.
Individual stupidity is usually measured on a sliding scale based on the number of crocodiles your head has been inside of, but this isn't a list of individual stupid people. It\'s a list of TYPES of people that are very likely to be individually stupid.
The theme of all science fiction ever is how much better we are than space. Let's take a look at some of the messages that I hope our alien neighbors have received.
