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7 Athletes Who Had More Crazy Than Talent
Something about professional sports brings out all the dog-fighting, child-eating, ear-biting lunatics. But is it really fair to mock a man for eating a human ear when that man also gave you your favorite childhood Nintendo game? Of course not. That's why I'm counting down only the athletes who had more crazy than they had talent.
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Aquaman Bible Stories [COMIC]
In the story of Noah's Ark, I like to picture it from the animals' point of view. Not so much in how they ate or how they all fit on one boat, but how they managed to rally their sex drives while they watched the rest of their kind drown.
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What Role-Playing Games Are Really Like (When You're Drunk)
If you played role-playing games as a child, then you know they never worked as advertised. You'd sit down for an epic adventure with your friends only to find out that one of them can't pay attention, one is too stupid to be allowed near math, and one is ashamed of everything you're doing. I decided that nerds get lied to enough. An honest RPG.
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11,201 More Pieces of Terrible Advice
Don't fight it, lady! Hugging strangers is the 853rd way to celebrate America! 854 through 921 are all sex coupons, but I'll wait for you to stop screaming before I get into those.
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A Book Of Insults Just For the UFC
The UFC has it's share of insecure douchebags. So if you're not the fighting type, this should do.
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8 Questions Every WoW Fan Apparently Needs Answered
Some of the worst qualities of nerds are entitlement, lack of social skills, and narcissism. And they were all on display at the Blizzcon 2010 Q and A session.
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Bozo The (Unmedicated Schizophrenic) Clown: Man Comics
Man Comics is such a man that it pays child support on children that exploded in the womb. This month features action! Mental Clown Health! Racism-Based Time Travel! grraaaAARRHH! Man Comics!!!
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6 Hilarious Special Effects From Turkish Cinema
The Turkish are cinematic geniuses, able to recreate any Hollywood special effect for less than zero dollars.
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6 Signs 'Dead Rising 2' Suffers from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
For all my zombie slaughter, I spend an equal amount of time inventing new ways to curse at the game.
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Smokey The Bear: A Terrifying Origin Story [COMIC]
For over fifty years, Smokey Bear has spread the message of forest fire safety. And every step of the way, a raccoon named Specs was there to make puns about it, to drop birthday cakes, to start stampedes, to trap everyone in caves and to of course start many, many forest fires. For some reason, Smokey Bear never did a damn thing about it.
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What Are Your Top 5 Crime Scene Albums?
You've just murdered someone and you're allowed to drop five CDs. What are they going to be?
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Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Best Death Ever
... if you choose wisely. If not you get a bunch of really embarassing ones.
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The 6 Least Sportsmanlike Moments in MMA
These are the moments that prove your girlfriend right about this horrible, inhuman karate whatever.
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The Worst Board Game of All Time
We owe a lot to Dr. Laura because she's been talking like people on the Internet since before that was an actual thing.
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6 Insane Batman Comics Courtesy of Tasty Hostess Cupcakes
In the late 70s and early 80s, you couldn't get through a comic without seeing a one-page ad involving a highly improbable scenario where a well-known super hero had to save the world using nothing but the power of delicious Hostess snack cakes.
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If Tobacco Ads Were REALLY Honest
Big Tobacco faces off against the Surgeon General in the ads of the latest issue of Tits for Men.
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5 Comic Book Ads that Tried to Get Your Children Killed
Kids: Use Your Comic Book Prize to Fight Gorillas!
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4 Real Survival Guides for Wildly Improbable Situations
One thing I know about danger is that it\'s mostly ghosts. That\'s why I was excited to find this book promising the secrets of mind combat against psychic monsters.
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If 'Family Circus' Didn't Suck
Family Circus been around for over 50 years, and hasn\'t even been funny yet on accident. It\'s the only part of the newspaper that birds won\'t shit on.
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If Green Lantern Was a Pervert [Comic]
Green Lantern has a magic space ring that can do anything, and it\'s his job to patrol an inconceivably giant section of outer space. So imagine you were a man, with a man\'s needs, all by yourself in space, with a ring that can do anything. Your imagination just conjured this comic.
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