Something about professional sports brings out all the dog-fighting, child-eating, ear-biting lunatics. But is it really fair to mock a man for eating a human ear when that man also gave you your favorite childhood Nintendo game? Of course not. That's why I'm counting down only the athletes who had more crazy than they had talent.
In the story of Noah's Ark, I like to picture it from the animals' point of view. Not so much in how they ate or how they all fit on one boat, but how they managed to rally their sex drives while they watched the rest of their kind drown.
If you played role-playing games as a child, then you know they never worked as advertised. You'd sit down for an epic adventure with your friends only to find out that one of them can't pay attention, one is too stupid to be allowed near math, and one is ashamed of everything you're doing. I decided that nerds get lied to enough. An honest RPG.
Don't fight it, lady! Hugging strangers is the 853rd way to celebrate America! 854 through 921 are all sex coupons, but I'll wait for you to stop screaming before I get into those.
Some of the worst qualities of nerds are entitlement, lack of social skills, and narcissism. And they were all on display at the Blizzcon 2010 Q and A session.
Man Comics is such a man that it pays child support on children that exploded in the womb. This month features action! Mental Clown Health! Racism-Based Time Travel! grraaaAARRHH! Man Comics!!!
For over fifty years, Smokey Bear has spread the message of forest fire safety. And every step of the way, a raccoon named Specs was there to make puns about it, to drop birthday cakes, to start stampedes, to trap everyone in caves and to of course start many, many forest fires. For some reason, Smokey Bear never did a damn thing about it.
In the late 70s and early 80s, you couldn't get through a comic without seeing a one-page ad involving a highly improbable scenario where a well-known super hero had to save the world using nothing but the power of delicious Hostess snack cakes.
One thing I know about danger is that it\'s mostly ghosts. That\'s why I was excited to find this book promising the secrets of mind combat against psychic monsters.
Family Circus been around for over 50 years, and hasn\'t even been funny yet on accident. It\'s the only part of the newspaper that birds won\'t shit on.
Green Lantern has a magic space ring that can do anything, and it\'s his job to patrol an inconceivably giant section of outer space. So imagine you were a man, with a man\'s needs, all by yourself in space, with a ring that can do anything. Your imagination just conjured this comic.
