6 Signs 'Dead Rising 2' Suffers from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

Poor Coordination; Lack of Fine Motor Skills

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Mental Retardation

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Poor Socialization Skills

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Lack of Imagination

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Poor Problem-Solving Skills

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Abnormal Behavior Including Hyperactivity, Inability To Concentrate, Social Withdrawal and Anxiety

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