Karl Smallwood
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The 3 Most Impressive Acts of Charity By Famous People
'Marley figured he would spread the credit around to help the people he cared about. MC Hammer tried a similar tactic, albeit with much less success.'
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- By Karl Smallwood
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5 Depressing Realities Behind Popular Reality TV Shows
It turns out, the truth behind most of these shows is more depressing than the Nirvana 'reunion.'
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- By Karl Smallwood, Mohammed Shariff
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The Ballsiest Living Cheater (Who Never Broke a Rule)
Barney Curley is a name that would be synonymous with gambling if you had ever heard it. We will now spend the next 600 words correcting that.
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- By Karl Smallwood
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The 6 Dumbest Mistakes of Supposedly Smart Movie Characters
Some of these characters, in the midst of using their wits to topple complicated obstacles, manage to inexplicably overlook some painfully obvious things that come back to bite them directly on their brilliant asses.
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- By Karl Smallwood, Alex Race, T.D. Woodward
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4 Ingenious Ways Celebrities Used Their Autographs
Celebrities get paid to write their names on things, because the world is hardly fair and rarely makes sense.
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- By Karl Smallwood
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The Crazy Sociology Experiment Buried in a Russian Game Show
'Millionaire' was packed with drama, had an adorable host, and most importantly, allowed the person answering the questions to ask for help from the audience and people at home. And lurking terror, if you were in Russia.
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- By Karl Smallwood
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The 4 Most Childish Ways Powerful People Settled Arguments
Rich people are just like us: They put their pants on one leg at a time, and when it comes time to settle an argument, they stoop to the same petty tactics that those of us camped out closer to the poverty line do.
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- By Karl Smallwood
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The 4 Most Badass Ways Anyone Has Taken on a Deadly Animal
Every now and again, the state of nature takes a personal day, allowing soft, delicious humans to somehow best their extremely dangerous animal opponents. Here's a few of those strange times.
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- By Karl Smallwood
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5 Amazing Ways Animals Can Control Their Bodies
In the game of "Pick a Superpower" let us submit some lesser known yet still amazing bodily functions that would be life-changing or, if nothing else, hilarious.
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- By Karl Smallwood, Agneeth Mazumdar, Micah Duke
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5 People Who Will Be Disappointed the World Didn't End Today
Good news, anyone reading this, the apocalypse is not upon us. You should be thrilled, unless you're one of these idiots.
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- By Luis Prada, Karl Smallwood
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3 Bizarre Ways Animals Have Learned to Speak Like Humans
We've talked before about creepy animals that do human things, seemingly for the explicit purpose of casting doubt on our belief in a sane, non-fractured universe. These three animals taught themselves how to speak, ensuring that you remain troubled for the foreseeable future.
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- By Karl Smallwood
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10 Celebrity Twitter Accounts We Lost in 2012
2012 saw the Internet popularity contest Twitter lose many of its famous users. These celebrity departures resulted in a shameful number of people giving a shit.
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- By Karl Smallwood
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5 Of Life's Most Mundane Problems (Solved With Math)
Not everyone can discover the cure for cancer, which is apparently why a whole lot of scientists opt to research other, more mundane things.
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- By Karl Smallwood, XJ Selman
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5 Secret Languages That Stuck It to the Man
We told you about how old-time criminals invented a bunch of the slang you use today. Well, turns out they aren't the only ones with their own language.
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- By C. Coville, Karl Smallwood
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The 4 Most Creative Ways People Used Loopholes to Get Rich
There are people out there who exploit legal loopholes in ways so blatant and hilarious that they seem like scripted headlines from 'The Onion.'
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- By Karl Smallwood
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5 Everyday Things You Won't Believe Are Copyrighted
Since all of human history consists of people thinking of ways to take good ideas and make them terrible, these days copyright laws have been taken to absurd extremes.
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- By C. Coville, Ajay Kumar, Karl Smallwood, Andrew Marinus
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The 6 Most Mind-Blowing (and Pointless) Gaming Achievements
Real dedication means going past hard mode and thinking way, way outside the box.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok, Karl Smallwood, M. Asher Cantrell
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Why Hogwarts Was All in Harry's Head: A Conspiracy Theory
Ever notice how all of Harry's injuries are broken arms and fractured skulls and other sorts of non-magical injuries?
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- By Karl Smallwood
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7 Amazing Things People Got Just by Asking
You've got to use what you've got to get what you want. That's how the old saying goes, anyway. But how do you get the things you want when you have nothing? Just ask, apparently.
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- By Adam Tod Brown, Karl Smallwood
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7 Movies That Put Insane Detail into Stuff You Never Noticed
We can't stress this enough: A horrifying amount of time and work go into things that will be forever unnoticed by everyone except a few members of the crew.
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- By Karl Smallwood, J.F. Sargent
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