Karl Smallwood
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When Stuffed Animals Attack
It's with much uneasiness that we report on a plague of petty distraction that's overtaking the emergency response community -- stuffed animals.
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- By Karl Smallwood
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The 7 Sneakiest Ways Corporations Manipulated Human Behavior
Al ot of times the only thing between mediocrity and market dominance is the kind of devious plan that would make a supervillain proud.
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- By Karl Smallwood, Jack Hall, Sara Ohlms
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7 Mind-Blowing Ways Jobs Are Being Outsourced to Animals
Millions of workers know what it's like to have their job outsourced to another country. What would be worse than that? Hearing that your job is now being done by an animal.
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- By Karl Smallwood, Drew Miller, Michael Corvinus
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5 Celebrities Who Got Famous by Being Obsessed Fanboys
The closest any of us will ever get to our idols is when their bodyguards rough us up for trying to get an autograph. Most of us, anyway.
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- By Karl Smallwood
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5 Ways to Beat Old-School Games Using Math
We wondered if there were ways to use math to completely ruin all innocent games from our childhood. Guess what? There are!
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- By Karl Smallwood
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5 Insane Cases of Imposters Passing for World Leaders
Looking like someone famous can lead to a lot of good things ... and lots of ridiculous, ridiculous things (including porn).
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- By Karl Smallwood, Evan V. Symon
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6 Real People With Mind-Blowing Mutant Superpowers: Update
We've all dreamed of having superpowers at some point (today), and these are the rare cases where people actually got them.
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- By Karl Smallwood, Kier Harris
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8 Humans Whose Eating Habits Would Make a Goat Puke
Lots of people have their own personal diet plans, and nutritionists don't always agree on which one is best. Nutritionists do agree that everything on this list is a bad idea.
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- By Pauli Poisuo, Elliot Crossan , Karl Smallwood
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The 6 Weirdest Ways Wild Animals Are Having to Adapt to Us
Humanity's only effect on the animal kingdom isn't just pure destruction; in fact, sometimes our ecological footprint looks more like a clown shoe.
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- By Karl Smallwood
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6 Absurd Movie Scenes (That Actually Happened)
It's almost as if someone saw a movie and said, 'Hey, let's do that, too.'
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- By Karl Smallwood, Mohammed Shariff, Drew Miller
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6 Real Acts of Self Defense Too Awesome for an Action Movie
These stories are all so far beyond a reasonable point that they need a GPS and a Coast Guard escort to find their way back.
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- By Karl Smallwood
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5 Of the Most Badass Soldiers Ever (Happened to be Dogs)
Dogs were probably useful as hell on the battlefield way back when. With the advent of artillery, you'd think they'd be retired from combat situations. Of course, you'd be totally wrong.
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- By Karl Smallwood, Kenny Thompson
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6 Attempts at Damage Control That Caused Way Bigger Problems
It never fails: There are plenty of idiots out there who just live for the chance to make a bad thing so, so much worse.
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- By Karl Smallwood, Dustin Koski
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5 Logical Fallacies That Make You Wrong More Than You Think
The Internet has introduced a golden age of ill-informed arguments. You can't post a video of an adorable kitten without a raging debate about pet issues spawning in the comment section. These days, everyone is a pundit.
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- By Kathy Benjamin, CRACKED Staff, Karl Smallwood
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6 Baffling Early Prototypes of Your Favorite Video Games
Imagine an alternate reality where Mario is packing heat, Link looks like Wolverine and Halo games are all about strategy instead of shooting aliens in the face.
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- By Karl Smallwood, Steve Rosenburg, M. Asher Cantrell
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6 Military Units Whose Training Would Traumatize Rambo
The sergeant from Full Metal Jacket wouldn't even yell at these guys.
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- By Adam Wears, Karl Smallwood
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7 Real Insect Superpowers That Put Spidey Sense to Shame
Insects and arachnids, like humans, have their superheroes with incredible powers. The only difference is that their superheroes are real. And, pound for pound, consistently more impressive than the human version.
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- By Karl Smallwood, Monte Richard
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6 Lies About the Body You Learned in Kindergarten: Classic
When we reach the age of two, we start to have a few questions about our bodies. At first they're simple. 'Will that toy fit into the wet hole in the middle of my face?' But as we mature, the questions become more complex and too numerous for any reasonable human being to answer. It's no coincidence that around this time, your parents ship you off
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- By Karl Smallwood, Eddie Rodriguez
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6 Shocking Ways Robots Are Already Becoming Human
Did you know you can engineer a soul?Scientists have already gotten a running start at it with these six robots that are treading all over the formerly exclusive domain of mankind.
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- By Eric A., Karl Smallwood, Dennis Hong
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7 Legendary Acts of Petty Revenge
We all get mad and can react childishly to others, but there are some people who take petty revenge to dizzying levels of perfection.
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- By Karl Smallwood, Dennis Hong
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