happymf Iowa City, Iowa USA

Real Name: Reverend Joshua Scott Hotchkin

Member Since: August 11th, 2009

About Me:
I am a seven foot tall transexual accounting consultant. I can crush bowling balls in my gooch. I can create lightning with a falsetto. I am hung like a jury, and never in a hurry. I enjoy casseroles, dry walling and home made sex toys. I also like to talk long slow walks, smoke crack and cuddle with unicorns. I have an extensive collection of tears and I also collect internet celebrity pubes. Stop rape, sew yer holes shut!