happymf Iowa City, Iowa USA
- Real Name:
- Reverend Joshua Scott Hotchkin
- Member Since:
- August 11, 2009
About Me
I am a seven foot tall transexual accounting consultant. I can crush bowling balls in my gooch. I can create lightning with a falsetto. I am hung like a jury, and never in a hurry. I enjoy casseroles, dry walling and home made sex toys. I also like to talk long slow walks, smoke crack and cuddle with unicorns. I have an extensive collection of tears and I also collect internet celebrity pubes. Stop rape, sew yer holes shut!