VandralBettyRetard Gotham City

Real Name: VandralBettyRetard

Member Since: April 16th, 2011

About Me:
born on a battlefield, I was taken from my Native Cimmeria by Hyperborean slavers and made to push this big wheel thingy round in circles, 'til i looked like arnie, then some guy bit me and i beat fuck out of him and like some ginger let me loose and i ran away from some wolves and shit found this sword and like met some chinese guy and all the rest of that bollocks what happens in conan...oh yeah i punched a camel too.