Pengin

Las Vegas

Real Name:

Pengin

Member Since:

January 21, 2009

About Me

Sometimes, just for the hell of it, I go spelunking in my back yard just for the glamor of it all. As I sift through what could be either a stalagmite of dog poo, depending on how committed to the lie I am that particular day, I reflect upon stuff. Stuff like cottage cheese or naked sports simulation glitches.

Wait. What?

I don't pay attention to me either. Now for some rules of thumb. Firstly, never talk back to Thumb. Thumb knows where you sleep. Second, you never give anything a thumb's up, Thumb gives it a you's down. Third, the reason so many children suck Thumb is because they realize early on that they'll never live up to Thumb's expectations and are trying to kill Thumb. As they grow older they quit because they realize that Thumb always has the upper hand. Or really, just the hand in general.

That is all.