New York City

Real Name:
Member Since:
October 30, 2007

About Me

I have a great idea for a business. It’s an Internet based business that will provide people with funny things and tips/lessons on being funny.

Here’s a blurb for the infomercial:

Be funny! Win friends! Be the talk of the town!

For just $1 a day, you can have access to the hilarity that has won friends for thousands of people. Order now and we’ll throw in zany comebacks for free!

WARNING: the hilarity provided (and the zany comebacks) could have the following side effects:

1. Loss of friends

2. Exclusion from family events

3. Excommunication

4. Divorce

5. Liver damage

6. Cramping

7. Headache

8. Shortness of breath

9. Termination of employment

10. Death

Please consult your doctor before participating in the above program of hilarity (and zany comebacks).

So, do you guys want in?


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